Chapter Forty-Five: A Man's Affairs Are Not for Women to Interfere With
"Li FeiFei, what's wrong with your hand?" Wu Keqiang hurriedly went to take out the handkerchief he was carrying with him.
Suddenly running into Wu Keqiang in this mall, Li Feifei's heart sank as she lowered her head, afraid that he had heard the words she had just shouted.
Oh no, I'm so nervous! How did I run into him here? I must look terrible.
"What's wrong?" Fan Xiaqing walked over with the clothes she had just bought and asked Wu Keqiang. Seeing Li Feifei opposite, she greeted her, "What a coincidence to meet you here, are you shopping alone?"
Li Feifei watched as Fan Xiaqing walked over and naturally linked arms with Wu Keqiang, immediately guessing the relationship between the two, her chest suddenly aching terribly.
Wu Keqiang found a handkerchief and handed it to Li Feifei, concerned: "Hurry up and bandage the wound, otherwise it's easy to get infected with bacteria"
Li Feifei forced a smile and waved her hand, "No need, it will dirty your handkerchief, I'll go to the hospital now."
Fan Xiaqing noticed Li Feifei's discomfort on her face, so she considerately took over the handkerchief and brought Li Feifei's hand over. "Let me help you bandage it instead, I learned some basic nursing in school. I remember there was a clinic on the back street outside the mall when we came, why don't we send you there?"
"No need, really no need. It's just a scratch, besides I'm already this old and can take care of myself, don't let me disturb your date. I have something to do, I'll leave first." Li Fei was so anxious that she wished she had two wheels of fire on her feet, and immediately disappeared in front of them.
"She looks a bit strange," said Fan Xiaqing, voicing her inner doubts, and she always felt that Li Feifei's wound was somewhat suspicious.
Wu Keqiang didn't mind too much, he just tightened his grip on Fan Xiaqing's hand and said: "You're going to the underground market anyway, might as well let me try your skills today."
Fan Xiaqing gave Wu Keqiang a white eye, "I remember this sentence very clearly, you men are all so lazy"
"It's Sunday today, let's go out on a date this afternoon." After lunch, Duan Ruiqi still lingered and refused to leave, glaring at An Jinbei with a fierce gaze.
An Qi'er's mind was now in a mess. She irritably shook off Duan Ruiqi's hand that had reached out to her, "Please finish your meal and leave quickly."
"I'm at my girlfriend's house, what's the hurry?" Duan Ruiqi deliberately bumped An Jinbei's forehead in front of An Qier, and coquettishly said
Before Duanyu Qi could feel pleased with himself, he suddenly felt a strange smell coming from the hem of his pants. He lowered his head to take a look and was shocked to find that An Jinbei had actually urinated on his pant leg.
"An Jinbei, how old are you? Don't you know how to use the toilet?" An Qi'er suddenly felt that she had failed in her duty as a mother and was so ashamed that she wanted to crawl into a crack in the ground.
An Jinbei's face was radiant with a smile, "Sorry about that, I just couldn't help it when someone's behavior made me feel sick. And also, I gave someone an opportunity to stay behind." His eyes glanced at Duan Ruiqi, whose face had turned green with anger, "At worst, I can let you wear my pants, if you can fit into them."
Duan Ruiqi was furious, but he quickly calmed down and winked at An Qi'er with a sly smile: "Darling, now I can only stay in your room"
An Qi'er's face was covered in black lines as she spoke, "Duan Ruiqi, can you speak normally for once?"
"You can stay in my room" An Jinbei didn't give Duan Ruiqi another chance to eat his own mom, pulling Duan Ruiqi's hand and dragging him into his own room.
"Jin Bei, what are you going to do?" An Qi'er thought of Jin Bei's prank and was a bit worried about Duan Ruiqi.
An Jinbei's voice was cold and stern: "This is a man's matter, you'd best not interfere. Remember to bring in the juice and snacks." As he spoke, he gave Duanyu Qi a particularly harsh glance, implying that she should take heed, for in this household, he was the one in charge.
Liu Lianhua also sent off Duan Ruiqi with a sympathetic heart, feeling as if she was sending someone to their execution. She then comforted An Qi'er, saying: "Don't worry too much, at most you'll just be stuck with strong glue, I'll go send some tea and snacks over for you to see."
"Sit here," An Jinbei said, pointing at the low stool.
Duan Ruiqi took off his pants and handed them to An Jinbei, "Trouble you to help me send it out"
"Uh-huh, I see."
Before long, An Jinbei rushed back and saw Duan Ruiqi lying on his bed reading a manga for girls. The cushion with the flea was not used, which made him very angry. He jumped onto the bed, snatched the manga book from Duan Ruiqi's hand, and said resentfully: "Don't touch my things at will."
Duan Ruiqi laughed loudly and coaxed: "Don't be angry, come sit down first and calm down"
An Jinbei sat down in a huff without thinking, and just as he was about to scold some more, he felt something was off. He suddenly lowered his head to take a look, his face purpling with anger, "When did you move the chair onto the bed?"
Duan Ruiqi shrugged lightly, "Kid, let me teach you a lesson. Getting angry is foolish behavior. And this move of yours, I could do it when I was a kid. So, your little tricks are useless against me."
An Jinbei hastily pulled down his pants, shook his legs, and fortunately discovered that he was staring at Duan Ruiqi. When he saw Duan Ruiqi proudly leaning towards his own pillow, the corners of his mouth curled up again.
Duan Ruiqi and others went to bed, still laughing and wanting to tease An Jinbei again. However, they smelled a stinky smell, which got worse as their heads approached the pillow. They couldn't stand it and covered their noses. When they looked at An Jinbei, he had already put on a gas mask and was jumping up and down in celebration.
"What did you put inside, you little stinker?" Duan Ruiqi felt it was hard to speak, this was obviously toxic gas.
"Hmph, you think I'm a joke? This is what happens when you go against me!" An Jinbei said, pulling out a water gun filled with his own improved black ink. "I didn't want to use this on you, but you're too arrogant! I'll show you my true strength, watch closely!"
Duan Ruiqi grabbed the quilt and wrapped it around his body as a shield, An Jinbei didn't expect him to react so quickly, and he hastily locked the door from the inside and chased him around the room with his gun.
An Qi'er, who had been standing outside all along, heard the increasingly intense fighting sounds inside and worried that Duan Ruiqi would be beaten up by An Jinbei. She hastily called out to Liu Lianhua, "Sister is in trouble! The locks inside are all locked! Quickly bring the spare key!"
Two women finally opened the door after trying several locks, and when they went in to take a look, they saw two men, big and small, covered in black and green paint, wrestling with each other. Either Duan Ruiqi was slapping An Jinbei or An Jinbei was biting Duan Ruiqi's arm, fighting without any rules, hitting wherever they could.
"This smell is so stinky it's going to suffocate me!" Liu Lianhua quickly opened the window to take in some fresh air.
"Stop fighting!" An Qi'er hastily shouted at Liu Lianhua, "Quickly come and help me pull them apart."
Duan Ruiqi saw An Qi'er holding An Jinbei in her arms, and couldn't help but feel a little jealous, saying: "Look at me, I'm all bitten up by this stinky kid, why don't you hug me?"
An Qi'er's face was flushed with shame, and she scolded in a bad temper: "You're so old yet still acting like a spoiled child!" But then she saw the bruises on Duan Ruiqi's body and believed that with Duan Ruiqi's skills, he wouldn't be unable to handle An Jinbei. She turned to scold An Jinbei instead, "You clearly know he's been going easy on you, why did you bite him so hard?"
An Jinbei puffed out his chest, with the momentum of fighting 300 rounds again, "It's him, I'll take drastic measures" and rushed to Duan Ruiqi, shouting: "If you're a man, don't tell tales to women, I despise such behavior"
"Alright, stop making a fuss. Look at the state of your clothes! They're innocent, after all." Liu Lianhua sighed repeatedly.
"Jin Bei, go take a bath and change your clothes quickly!" An Qi'er ordered.
"What am I supposed to do?" Duan Ruiqi still couldn't help but pout at An Qi'er, earning a white eye and a tongue-out from An Jinbei.
An Qi'er thought for a moment and said: "You'd better hurry up and take a bath, you can wear my bathrobe, I'll go out to buy clothes for you now."
Duan Ruiqi listened to Mei Mei's words and looked up at An Jinbei, did you see? Qi'er is concerned about me.
"In order to save water, you two can take a bath together after all you're both males," suggested Liu Lianhua.
"No!" the two men shouted in unison.
An Qi'er's face sank, and he said angrily: "Then don't wash me. I'm warning you, if you turn the bathroom into a battlefield and splash water everywhere, I'll skin you alive."
The mother tiger shows her power, and all the big men and little boys surrender obediently.
"Hey, turn around and don't look at me!" An Jinbei didn't like exposing her body in front of men.
Duan Ruiqi also snorted disdainfully, "You're not even **, what's the point of showing me this, I'm too lazy to look"
"Oh, you're finally telling the truth! I'll definitely tell my wife about this. You're just a flirtatious good-for-nothing!" An Jinbei had finally found something to use against him.
"Hey, I was just casually saying that, and you're clearly trying to stir up trouble." Duan Ruiqi turned around in anger, facing An Jinbei directly. Taking a clear look at An Jinbei's entire body, he couldn't help but remark: "You've developed rather late, haven't you?"
An Jinbei hastily covered his ***, and scolded angrily: "You're shameless, you're despicable!"
"Hey, we're all men here, I'm doing this for your own good." Duan Ruiqi smiled as he splashed water on An Jinbei, then solemnly warned: "This is about your lifelong happiness, men understand these things best, some things are beyond women's comprehension."
An Jinbei was half-believing and half-doubting, although he had seen some intimate issues between men and women in girls' comics, but he always shyly ignored the experience. He sat down beside Duan Ruiqi with a puzzled look, glanced at Duan Ruiqi's private parts, and said unwillingly: "I won't be worse than you when I grow up."
Duan Ruiqi patted An Jinbei's shoulder encouragingly and said sincerely: "I believe you have the strength to do this. The enemy is powerful, but we can't retreat now. We must fight bravely and protect our homeland."
"Then you have to keep this a secret, okay? I'm still a virgin and want to save it for the girl I'll like in the future," An Jinbei said solemnly.
Duan Ruiqi didn't agree with that and expressed her opinion: "Jin Bei, I think after you turn 18, you should try dating different types of women."
"You're really a philanderer, I must tell Qi'er that you had many women before." An Jinbei finally found the real handle, and it was clear that Duan Ruiqi's face changed suddenly, her eyes almost pleadingly looking at him.
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