Chapter Thirty-Three: Luo Jun's Wallet
"Xiao Yu? Li Jin Yi? How is it you two?" Luo Jun walked up to them, somewhat surprised. Earlier, the abbot had told him that some tourists were unable to descend the mountain in time and asked if he could tidy up a room for them to rest. At that moment, he still had some sympathy. But as soon as he saw it was the two of them, Luo Jun's anger flared up. It turned out that within the Imperial Palace, there were rumors that Xiao Yu and Li Jin Yi, these two young masters of the Imperial Palace, relied on their good looks and status to flirt with women everywhere. Therefore, Luo Jun looked down on himself and intentionally made things difficult for them.
"Yes, we'd like to ask for your help and borrow two rooms!" Li Jin said tactfully to Luo Jun, "Just for one night, and we'll return them to you."
Luó Jùn didn't respond to Lǐ Jìn Yī, instead looking at Liú Yǎ in the crowd, and then gazing at the seagulls and orioles resting under the eaves of a distant house. Perhaps it was because the sky was somewhat overcast, or perhaps it was because Liú Yǎ had changed beyond recognition since she turned eighteen, but Luó Jùn didn't realize that Liú Yǎ was actually his uncle Xiǎo Huī's daughter.
"You're really too bold!" Luo Jun said disdainfully to Li Jin and Xiao Yu, "This is a temple, not an inn! If you want to open a room, please go down the mountain!"
"You - !!" Li Jin and Xiao Yu did not expect Luo Jun to have such an attitude, they were so angry that they couldn't speak, and they almost pounced on him to beat him up. If it weren't for the fact that they had nowhere to stay at night, his brother wouldn't have tolerated it!
"What's wrong with me? Did I say something wrong?" Luo Junsheng's attitude was really overbearing.
Crash! A crisp sound! All of a sudden, a cake flew from behind Xiao Yu and the others and slapped right onto Luo Jun's face, sliding down and leaving behind a trail of white cream.
"Amitabha! Guilty, guilty..." The abbot looked at the buttery young monk - Luo Jun, holding back his smile, and quickly came up with a Zen phrase, anxiously asking, "Luo Shaojun, are you okay?" Everyone looked at Luo Jun, stifling their laughter. Liu Ya's heart was even more delighted: Oh yeah! Oh la la! Hehehe! Luo Jun, you've got your comeuppance today! I called you lewd, I called you a rogue! The abbot was right, the Buddha is giving me a boost today! Hehehe!
"It's nothing!" Luo Jun said coldly, enunciating each word. Then, he slowly raised his head, revealing a sharp gaze that swept back and forth among the group of people in front of him. The boys all turned their heads to look at Liu Ya, who had been hiding behind them.
"It wasn't me!" Liu Ya exclaimed in surprise, pointing lightly behind her and saying firmly, "It flew out from behind me."
"Li Xiaoman!" Everyone looked at Li Xiaoman eating cake while looking at Luo Jun with disdain.
"What's wrong?" Li Xiaoman's expression was calm, "What are you looking at me for?"
"Was it you who threw the cake?" The tone was icy! Besides being icy, there's no other way to describe this tone.
"Why did you say I threw it away?" Li Xiaoman glared at Luo Jun, "Which eye of yours saw me throwing it? Hey, just because you can't watch me eat cake doesn't mean you can say the cake is mine to throw away!"
Lu Jun pushed through the crowd and stood in front of Li Xiaoman, his fists clenched. Liu Ya saw the situation and thought it was bad! If this person went 'crazy', who knew if he would scratch the ground like a mother hen or shatter boulders with his chest like a giant ape! So, Liu Ya didn't care if Fangzhang was willing or not, pushed him behind Lu Jun, and quickly poked Lu Jun's back. Then, flash! He quickly hid behind Fangzhang, who was wearing loose robes, waiting for the explosion. Liu Jiawei and the others saw this scene and their eyes and mouths started twitching irregularly: It's over, it's over, poor Master Fangzhang! Lu Jun's back was poked by someone, his anger burning, he turned around in a rage, but faced... Fangzhang with an innocent and speechless expression.
"Abbot? What's...?" Luo Jun saw that it was the abbot and was completely bewildered, but his tone softened a bit.
"Amitabha!" The abbot hastily replied with a Zen phrase, shook his head helplessly, and pointed to the back of his body with his finger, saying slowly, "Luo Shaowei, the Buddhist door is a clean land, it's not suitable for fighting. Be calm, be calm."
Luo Jun nodded slightly and slowly invited the abbot to leave with his hands on the abbot's arm. At this time, a girl about 1 meter 58 tall, wearing light blue casual clothes, with long black hair hanging down her back, was standing with her back to him. Liu Ya was fiddling with her watch, and suddenly it stopped moving for no reason. When she occasionally looked up, she saw Liu Jia Wei and Li Jin staring at her in shock, pointing behind her. Liu Ya had a feeling of numbness on the scalp and goosebumps: Oh no, I've been discovered!
"What's wrong with you, poking me?!" Luo Jun's tone turned icy again. "Majie! Am I supposed to be bullied today?! I must get it back!"
"Oh!" Liu Ya's eyes rolled, and her mind quickly turned! She slowly turned around, facing Luo Jun with a face full of butter cake. Suddenly, Liu Ya clapped her hands together, and before Luo Jun could understand what was happening, Liu Ya had already made her next move.
"Amitabha!" Liu Ya sang a Zen phrase, drew a circle with one hand in front of Luo Jun's eyes, and said loudly: "The Buddha will give you a boost! You won't be so depressed then!"
Pfft, the abbot couldn't help but burst out laughing at Liu Ya's pious expression. Luo Jun and Liu Jiawei's mouths twitched even harder. It seemed that her little friends were truly stunned!
Luó Jùn's mouth twitched as he stared at Liú Yǎ. Liú Yǎ, facing the buttery Luó Jùn, wanted to laugh, really.
"Hey, I want to tell you something?" Liu Ya was looked at by Luo Jun and felt embarrassed, her face slightly flushed with a faint red glow, blinking twice with big eyes, and finally couldn't help but reveal a faint smile. Luo Jun was enchanted by Liu Ya's smile, this smile, why did it seem so familiar? It seemed like he had seen it somewhere before? Luo Jun activated his billions of brain cells, carefully searching for the origin of this smile. Could it be? Was it her! Yes, no mistake! It must be her!
"Speak up." Luo Jun was certain it was her, his heart filled with wave after wave of wild joy, but his face still wore a guilty expression. In his mind, he thought excitedly: Emma! This girl has grown so tall and beautiful! She's not the little girl who used to be dragged by him to chase after small dogs all over the yard.
"Hey, can you first stick out your tongue and lick the cream off your face?" Liu Ya took two steps back, put her hands in the pockets of her jacket, tilted her little head slightly, and looked at Luo Jun very seriously. "Cream may make you look whiter, but it can't always be hanging on your face! This facial makeup of yours won't work on Buddha!"
Pfft——, someone held it in and laughed instead!
Lu Jun's face was expressionless, staring intently at Liu Ya. Li Jin, Xiao Yu, Liu Jia Wei and Mu Lin Feng noticed the atmosphere was off and quickly moved forward, pulling Liu Ya into their protective circle. Lu Jun slowly approached on foot, grabbing Liu Ya and pulling her close, his face inches from hers. Xiao Yu and the others immediately went on high alert: "Dare to touch a single hair on Ah Ya's head, and we'll be sworn enemies!"
"Halt!" Liu Ya, facing the approaching creamy young man, swallowed hard, twitched the corner of his mouth, and made a small gesture with his hand, warning, "If you don't stop, you'll bear the consequences yourself!"
"Honey, can I have a tissue?" Luo Jun suddenly batted his eyelashes at Liu Ya and said softly.
Wow, the vomiting sounds rose and fell on the scene! Liu Ya pulled out a pack of tea-scented wet wipes from her pocket and slapped them at Luo Jun. After wiping himself clean, Luo Jun felt much fresher.
"Ah-ya, after all these years, you still like this flavor?" Luo Jun asked Liu Ya while flipping through the wet wipe packaging she gave him.
"What? So many years? Aya doesn't know Luo Jun, does she?! From the way Luo Jun is talking, they should be very familiar!" Mu Linfeng asked Xiao Yu, who looked at Liu Jiawei with a puzzled expression, also looking at Luo Jun.
"Amitabha, the rest of the matters, you all coordinate by yourselves, I need to go give my disciples their evening lessons." The abbot looked at things and thought they should be coming to a close, so he suggested leaving.
"Abbot, wait a moment." Liu Ya pushed aside Luo Jun who was blocking the way and said to the abbot, "Just now, I forgot to put the incense money in the main hall. Would you mind taking it over for me?"
"It's alright." The abbot smiled slightly and nodded his head.
"Lu Jun, lend me your wallet for a moment." Liu Ya turned around with a smile and said to Lu Jun, "Just now, the Buddha gave you a blessing, you must show some attitude."
"What's wrong?" Luo Jun looked at Liu Ya, who was smiling all over her face, and pretended to be unhappy on his face, but his hands were the opposite, taking out his wallet from his body and handing it to her. "You'd better be careful!"
"I know you have a lot of money in your wallet!" Liu Ya happily took the wallet, smiled slightly and said "thank you". Then, she turned around and started counting the money from Luo Jun's wallet: one, two, three, four, five...
"Hey, princess! Leave some food money for me! This is the food money for our group of brothers who have been camping outdoors for 5 days!" Luo Jun watched as his wallet was slowly being emptied, his heart aching.
"Here it is!" Liu Ya tossed the wallet to Luo Jun, "Don't be stingy, next time ask Master Fangzhang to give you a few more 'Buddha's blessings', guarantee that your outdoor zipper task will be perfectly completed! I'm telling you, this is more effective than buying peace insurance! I just made a wish in the main hall and it all came true! It's so effective!"
"My meal expenses... my meal expenses..." Luo Jun muttered to himself, rummaging through his wallet. Clang! A steel ring suddenly fell out. Luo Jun picked it up and asked Liu Ya in a wooden tone, "What did you just wish for? How did it come true so quickly?"
"It's a secret!" Liu Ya said mysteriously. Then, in her heart, she thought: It's all your fault that I had to make a vow! Now, this debt will definitely be counted on your head!
"Emma! It's even cleaner than a face!" Mu Lin Feng stared with wide eyes, as Luo Jun shook the wallet back and forth, finally saying after identifying it.
The abbot took the 5,000 yuan incense fee handed over by Liu Ya and glanced at Luo Jun who was still rummaging through his wallet. He couldn't help but feel a sense of delight in his heart. However, on the surface, he remained calm and compassionate, bowing to the crowd before leaving. As soon as he turned around, he couldn't help but burst out laughing!
Digression
Next, do you know? Every soldier living in the military camp is a big fan of singing. Singing is their spiritual food, so will Luo Jun easily give up his room to them? Please stay tuned for the next chapter: Want a house? Come pk! If you think it's great! Then please recommend our website URL to your friends and watch together!

