Chapter 13: The Bizarre Ranking Method

  Happy weekends always pass so quickly, and before you know it, dark Monday is here. For someone like Liu Ya who insists on the spirit of "learning first, entertainment second", Monday isn't that scary. However, for those dorm sisters who spend 99% of their time playing around and don't even want to use 1% of their time learning, Monday is like a little monster's hatred towards Ultraman. Hate it or not, school is still in session, and the class monitor has already warned: "Dare to skip class, boys will clean the girls' bathroom, girls will clean the boys' bathroom!"

  As the morning bell rang, the seagulls and canaries walked in front, while Liu Ya, Lu Xuan, and Zi Qing followed behind. As soon as they arrived at the classroom door, they saw a painting on the wall opposite the door, with a crowd of people squeezed in front of it. The students in the crowd were discussing it enthusiastically.

  The latest ranking method for mid-term evaluation, the higher the ranking, the more forward it is! A classmate said loudly.

  Wow, how strange! Let me take a look, where am I ranked? Where is mine?

  I scored 128 points on the neck! I scored 100 points on the belly! I scored 61 points, and unexpectedly ranked among the pigs! Standing in another corner of the classroom, looking at the reactions of the disciples under the door, they all had a sly smile on their faces!

  Liu Ya was still in shock, while Zi Qing and Lu Xuan were like rockets with their butts on fire, shouting as they charged into the crowd.

  Classmate, what are you looking at? What are you looking at?

  Lend me some money! Lend me some for now!

  Still, Hai Ou and Huang Ying were relatively calm. Liu Ya thought to herself in her heart, but the next actions of those two sisters almost made Liu Ya want to bang her head against the wall. Suddenly, Hai Ou and Huang Ying simultaneously raised their hands, making a trumpet shape, and without caring about the sly smile on Ban Fang's face, they loudly shouted: "Teacher Fang is going to take roll call! Classmates quickly take your seats!" Some classmates, out of instinctive reaction, swiftly returned to their seats with a few whooshing sounds. Lu Xuan and Zi Qing, sitting across from them, simultaneously raised their right hands, giving Hai Ou and Huang Ying a thumbs up! Liu Ya glanced at the classmates in their seats again, only to see that they also gradually stretched out their right hands, gave a thumbs up, then stretched out an index finger, and finally, sunk down slightly - disdain! Disdain! Liu Ya looked awkwardly at Fang Xueqing teacher again, only to see that Ban Fang's face was full of black pearls!

  Wow! - Ah Ya, 148 points! Got the only first place! Zi Qing yelled excitedly at Liu Ya, regardless of her image.

  Hehe......

  Aya, congratulations! Pig head!

  Hmph...

  Awesome! Aya, you blockhead!

  Awesome! Ah Ya, pig head!

  Aya, pig head!

  Liu Ya's face turned red, her neck turned red, and she wished she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into. In her heart, she silently despised: Class monitor! Do you have any more ridiculous ranking methods?!

  Teacher Fang Xueqing looked at the classmates who were making a ruckus and made eye contact with Liu Ya and Hai Ou, signaling them to return to their seats. After clearing her throat, she said: "It seems that everyone is quite accepting of this ranking method!" Then, proudly announced: "This time, for the mid-term assessment, I will use the Wharton Ranking Method from Ohio University in the United States to announce the results. Everyone please take a look." Fang pointed to the pig-shaped chart posted on the wall: "The pig on the wall will clearly show you whether you are ranked first or last."

  Haha, fortunately that pig head is not me! A classmate said with a smile.

  It's not you, it's him! Teacher Fang Xueqing glanced at the classmate who spoke and pointed to a name on the pigtail.

  Hehe, fortunately, the ranking on Pigtail is not me. There are always a few guys who love to be happy for others' misfortunes.

  Yes, the ranking on the pig's tail is not you, it's that one! Mu Lin Feng didn't wait for Ban Fang to speak up, pointing at the ranking on the pile of dung under the pig's tail. Then he turned his head to look at Ban Fang, who silently nodded in agreement with what he said.

  What bad luck!

  Haha, that Liu Yazi! Is he unlucky?

  Liu Ya listened to the discussions of her classmates below, shaking her head in distress.

  Aya, you came in first place, why are you looking so down?! Is it just because you're a blockhead?! Huang Ying saw the expression on Liu Ya's face and was both happy for her and also somewhat gloating.

  Club! Liu Ya's fist lightly tapped Huang Ying's head and said, "Birdman, if you mention 'pighead' again, be careful I'll get angry with you!" Liu Ya sighed softly, if she had known earlier that the class used this kind of ranking method, she would rather have scored lower! The students behind, Zi Qing and Lu Xuan, saw Huang Ying being "clubbed" by Liu Ya, and they couldn't help but feel happy in their hearts. On one hand, they were secretly glad it wasn't them who got "clubbed", on the other hand, they were gloating over the fact that usually well-behaved Birdman also received such treatment.

  Aya, don't be so down! You came in first place, not only did you win against the four school grasses, but you also won't be more miserable than them. Lu Xuan looked at Liu Ya's bitter face and kindly comforted her, pointing to the ranking on the wall under the pig tail - a pile of pig dung, the most bizarre thing is that there are rankings above it, and not just one!

  Here is the translation:

  "Exactly! Zi Qing took over, with an aura as if she had come in first place, proudly saying: Take another look, those 'Four Great School Hotties' are lined up on Pig Neck's neck, under your 'Pig Head's' leadership, a dazzling diamond necklace was born! Without you, this 'Pig Head', even if there were a volcanic eruption, they would still be dull and colorless!"

  In addition, after being hit by the stick, Huang Ying saw that Zi Qing's words were so passionate and couldn't help but continue: You won the 'Four Great School Grasses', this is a happy event, they will unconditionally do three things for you!

  Right, right! This time if the water is cut off again, we must get all four of them to help our dorm carry water! To avenge the last time you guys made us carry water as punishment! And they must fill both buckets and basins to the brim! Zi Qing spoke vengefully, with a fierce tone.

  It's not like last time when the water was cut off, and we carried five or six buckets up from the first floor to the tenth floor after taking the elevator several times. Is it really necessary to do this?! Poor 'Four Grass', you guys are so pitied! Being stalked by Lei Zhengzi, you guys are really miserable! Liu Ya silently felt sorry for the 'Four School Flowers'. Of course, Liu Ya would never abandon her friends for a guy, especially when so many people were rooting for the 'Four School Flowers' back then, and they fully supported her.

  Then, which row are you in? Liu Ya didn't go see, so she looked at them very seriously and asked.

  Damn it, Mu Lin Feng that kid took medicine or something! He actually scored 128 points and is even ranked ahead of me! Zi Qing said with a glance at Mu Lin Feng, her eyes filled with anger.

  Huang Ying 126 points, Hai Ou 122 points, Liu Fang 120 points, Zi Qing 108 points, I was a bit short, 105 points, we ranked after the 'Four Big School Flowers'. Lu Xuan thought for a moment before reporting our ranking.

  Hehe, not bad, pork ribs, the most valuable part of the pig's body, you and my sister have packaged it! Liu Ya glanced at the pig painting on the wall and couldn't help but burst out laughing. Liu Ya turned her head to look at Liu Fang in the next row of seats, with an even brighter smile on her face. Liu Fang looked at Liu Ya smiling at her, with a puzzled expression: Could this girl have gotten a 'pig head' and gone crazy!?

  Just as Liu Ya was looking at Liu Fang, the "Four Great School Grasses" suddenly focused their attention on Liu Ya, exchanging glances with each other: This girl is so happy just because she got a good grade?! If Liu Ya knew what her sister and the "Four Great School Grasses" were thinking, she would probably give them a good scolding!

  No matter if it's the head or tail of a pig, anyway this time we were all fooled by Banfang! Liu Ya thought to herself, Banfang is the biggest winner after all. No matter how well we do on the exam, we still can't escape her 'pigpen'...

  The next day, the campus bulletin board posted the top three lists of each class, which were published in the form of class materials, photos and scores of this assessment.

  Wow, wow, big news, big news! Zi Qing loudly shouted and rushed into the dormitory, her eyes seemed to be able to see through the handsome guys, and she said in a daze: The top three names of each grade's mid-term evaluation have been announced, there are so many handsome guys, so many oh!

  Really? Really?! Huang Ying, Hai Ou and Lu Xuan all clenched their fists and rubbed their palms, pulling Zi Qing to confirm.

  Of course it's true! Zi Qing said that each of them is a top-notch product! Don't believe me? Go and see for yourselves!

  Let's go and take a look? Go and take a look. Take a look!

  Just as they were about to go out, they suddenly thought of Liu Ya who was practicing calligraphy. Actually, Liu Ya's handwriting was quite good and she had participated in primary school and junior high school calligraphy competitions, winning first and second prizes.

  Aya, let's go! All beautiful sisters.

  Not going. Liu Ya didn't even lift her head and continued writing.

  There's a handsome guy in front of you and you don't even look at him, are you tired of practicing calligraphy every day?!

  The handsome guy isn't that great, besides, I'm not interested in handsome guys. Liu Ya glanced at the beautiful sisters and said, it's better to practice a few more characters in the dormitory, and Xiaofa can also cultivate sentiment.

  Keep practicing and you'll become a little fool, let's go! Zi Qing and Lu Xuan didn't care about explaining, they pulled Liu Ya towards the door. Liu Ya was really helpless, so she followed them to take a look at the so-called handsome guy.

  In front of the campus bulletin board, people surged forward.

  Look, look, that one called Liu Ya, is a 'pig head' from class 1(8)! He doesn't look bad!

  Wow, first in the whole grade! I heard that he just transferred schools recently. Moreover, this time's assessment even clashed with the 'Four Great School Hotties'. What a pity, but in the end, it was just a 'pig head'!

  Liu Jia Wei, Xiao Yu! How could our Prince Charming be pked down by her?

  Here is the translation:

  "Right, let's bring down our handsome guy and make her a pig head! As soon as she approached the crowd, some voices floated into Liu Ya's ears. Liu Ya really wanted to find another crack in the ground to crawl into, and mentally greeted all of her classmates' relatives."

  Digression

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