Chapter 31: High School E-Sports Qualifying Match! (1) The match is about to begin, and our teams were led downstairs. First, the host arrived at the center of the stage, holding a microphone and explaining various matters related to the competition. Then, they started randomly selecting teams for the matches, and there are two commentators who will provide real-time commentary on the match for the audience.

  Audience A: "Whoa! I thought it was a movie screening, but it's actually a League of Legends match. Whatever, since I'm already here, I don't want to leave either. Might as well watch."

  Spectator B: "Dude, take a look behind you. Do you think you can still get out?" Behind him was a long dragon of people packed tightly together, with another huge wave of people constantly pushing forward.

  Audience A: "I'm going! How can there be so many people! I've had enough, I really need to pee." Audience A covers his butt and leaves, the empty seat is immediately grabbed by three people...

  The commentators were a man and a woman, the man's name was Chen Shuo, and the woman's name was Zhang Fei. They were famous commentators from all over the country who had been specially invited by Beiyang High School at great expense. Chen Shuo looked very ***, while Zhang Fei looked like an exceptionally quiet girl.

  Liu Yi stood before us: "This year's Heroes of the Storm tournament has had the most spectators in history." I said, "It's all because Chen Yu and Yang Xu learned about it, they think this is a movie theater or something." Liu Yi: "No matter what they're here for, you guys better play well! Remember, only winning is allowed, no losing!"

  Several people piled their hands on top of Manager Liu Yi's hand and shouted loudly: "Only winning is allowed! No defeat!" Liu Yi: "Next, just stay here and don't run around, shout when we go up, and watch the game carefully if not."

  Cheng Yi: "How many teams are there in this competition?" Liu Yi: "I'm not sure either, it seems like a lot. Look! The draw is starting now!"

  Only in the center of the field, a huge screen was rotating with various team names, and after a while, cY team and Wu Bai team appeared.

  Liu Yi: "We were drawn into the first match! Come on! Let's have a great opening game!"

  Me: "How about the Yes team? How are they doing?" Chen Yu: "Hehe, junior brother, to put it bluntly, the Yes team is just a stepping stone for us to get points." Liu Yi's face changed: "Chen Yu, don't be arrogant! Even if they're not good at ordinary times, during the competition you can't slack off and drop the chain, or we'll lose because of your overconfidence."

  Chen Yu: "Manager Liu Yi, don't worry, I won't. Even if I didn't do well, there are still them." Chen Yu pointed to the four of us.

  "Alright, no more nonsense. Let's all go compete. If you want to drink something, just say so and I'll have someone send it up right away."

  Chen Yu: "I want to eat braised stinky tofu." Liu Yi: "Do you believe I'll steam you first?" Chen Yu, with a tight grip on us several people, arrived at the competition computer. Before the match, it was stipulated that the two teams must shake hands as a sign of respect.

  Looking at the five people opposite me who were complete strangers, I stretched out my hand. Chen Yu, Yang Xu and Xie Fan seemed to know those few people, chatting enthusiastically, completely not treating each other as opponents. The person shaking hands with me spoke up: "What's your name?" I was taken aback: "Ye Fei, what about you?" He: "I'm Xiao Bai." Me: "Xiao Bai?"

  Xiao Bai: "En, the one who talks to Chen Yu is called Da Bai, the one who talks to Xie Fan is called Er Bai, the one who talks to Yang Xu is called San Bai, and the one who talks to that little beauty is called Si Bai."

  He said this one sentence that made me dizzy: "Are you the youngest? Is this your name?" Xiaobai: "That's right, we are five brothers."

  Well, I ran into the Bei Yang 'Five Whites', each one whiter than the last. I think they'd be great at doing toothpaste commercials - their teeth are so white it's dazzling, almost blinding my titanium alloy eyes.

  Bei Yang Wubai went to sit down in front of the computer, Chen Yu: "Ye Fei junior brother, I just heard what you and Xiao Bai said, don't be surprised, they are just five silly guys."

  Chen Yuxue, I think you can be the leader of those five silly guys.

  Xie Fan rubbed his glasses: "Every one of their matches is weird, just consider this match a warm-up, Ye Fei junior brother, don't be nervous."

  I logged into my account, called out the Bronze Five, and was left speechless for a while. I thought of Ye Wen, the sister of that "坑哥" (a slang term). At this moment, I felt something was off - why was the whole scene so quiet? After a few seconds, suddenly there was a loud explosion and the whole scene erupted.

  "Oh my god! Is this Bronze 5? I'm not mistaken, right?"

  "Bronze 5 can already play professionally, that's great! I want to go too, I'm Bronze 4."

  "Doesn't this match have any quality at all?"

  "Can't they replace that guy or something?"

  "Replace him!"

  The audience seats burst into an uproar, what's going on? I even live-streamed my Bronze 5 account on the spot! Are everyone's computers displayed on that big screen?

  The male host Chen Shuo spoke up: "Everyone, sorry about that. Just now the machine had a slight malfunction, causing one of the contestants' computers to lose connection with the central screen. It's fixed now."

  Liu Yi's anger went up and knocked the person in charge of the program to the ground, Chen Yu and Yang Xu gave me a thumbs up indicating that I shouldn't mind, Xie Fan adjusted his glasses to calm me down, Cheng Yi stuck out her tongue, guessing she was wondering how my account could be at Bronze 5.

  Put on headphones, ignoring the curses from the audience, now entering the ban pick phase.

  The audience, "What the...?! A few diamond and platinum players with a bronze player in between? It's obvious that team cY is going to lose to team Wu Bai!" "Damn, hurry up and drink some soda to calm down, Bronze 5, you scared me to death!" "I'm not leaving yet, let's see how that Bronze 5 gets destroyed, heh heh."

  The selection phase began, and without a doubt, my account, which was Bronze 5, ranked fifth. After a series of intense battles, the five hundred strong team banned me, leaving me utterly shocked! They banned Meng Zi, Zhao Xin, Jian Sheng, and Meng Yi Xing, three of my teammates, which left the audience in stitches for quite some time, with many saying that all of this Bronze 5's heroes had been banned, and wondering what I would do next.

  I'm a character who can take out over 100 heroes and make them go wild, why would I be bothered with those three heroes? "Bring me a bottle of Nongfu Sanquan!" Before long, an MM rushed up to me with a sweet smile and handed me a bottle of Nongfu Sanquan: "Here, your Nongfu Sanquan."

  Here is the translation:

  "On my side, Chen Yu and others are drooling with envy. Chen Yu: 'Give me a bottle of Sprite!' Yang Xu: 'Coca-Cola!' Xie Fan: 'Orange juice!' Cheng Yi: '...'"

  Watching them drink one bottle after another, Liu Yi's face turned black. Due to the drinks, Chen Yu was ranked first, and none of the heroes were banned. The audience shouted: "The cY team is ranked first, that person is like Diamond 3, and they didn't ban anyone! Their strength must be super strong!" "Ah, what a pity, their team has a Bronze 5, even if the Diamond 1 player is awesome, he can't carry them to victory." "Diamond 1 is so handsome, drinking Sprite one bottle after another without blinking an eye, too handsome!"

  Young man, I think you can come to our dormitory and stay for two days. After two days are over, if you can say the same thing to Chen Yu again, then I'll consider it as a brotherly act.

  In the draft phase, Chen Yu chose top laner Riven this time, not a support. I found that Chen Yu only chose Riven when he was very confident and could get a quadra kill. Chen Yu winked at me, meaning "I've got top lane".

  Yang Xiu is still mid laner Azir, ADC is still XieFeng's Tristana, and when it came to Cheng Yi Xiaomei, I thought she would pick a jungler like usual, but instead she picked support Braum, so the task of jungling fell on me.

  I took a look at the five-man team across from me, and I was instantly blinded by their greatness. Five ADCs in a row, each one more fragile than the last: Ashe, Caitlyn, Tristana, Jhin, and Ezreal.

  I chose Jax, the Grandmaster at Arms, and entered the game with the must-have Smite summoner spell for jungling.

  The audience was also stunned, looking at the five ADCs as if they were aliens. In an instant, the attention shifted from me, a "Bronze 5", to the crowd of people in the white war team. The audience seats, "How do I feel like this is a match?" "Yes, I think so too, how can there be everything? Bronze 5, five ADCs, and seconds to ban Meng Yi Xing." "Dizzy! I came to watch the game, not to watch the clowns play matches!" "I dare not imagine what the consequences would be if such a team won the qualification for the inter-school competition." The audience was eating food, drinking drinks, playing games, and playing with their phones (except for Nokia, several phones were broken), anyway, there were only a few people who cared about this game.

  They were the two 'famous' commentators Chen Shuo and Zhang Fei, who were invited by Bei Yanghua at a high price. The two of them were formidable, holding up a copy of "The Return of the Condor Hero" to give an 'explanation', leaving the audience stunned and entranced.

  Liu Yi: "After this is over, I'll get rid of these two 'famous' interpreters and send them as far away as possible. I don't want to see them again on this earth."

  Because of the audience and the commentators, we have no pressure at all on our side, it's just like playing games in an internet cafe, each doing their own thing, not interfering with each other, nothing to do they come over to take a look and don't think much of it, but rather feel that the game they are playing is attracting others.

  The long wait, this progress bar has been stuck at 99% for a while. I thought to myself, "Is my computer frozen?" Just as I was about to get up and ask, the two famous commentators put down their microphones. Male commentator Chen Shuo said: "Sorry, due to some reason, the program is progressing slowly, both teams are stuck at 99%. Please don't worry, don't cry, just wait for a minute." Female commentator Zhang Fei said: "Next, let's talk about The Legend of the Condor Hero. Where did we leave off last time?"

  Audience: "Yang Guo couldn't bear the torture, escaped from Quanzhen Sect and mistakenly entered the Ancient Tomb Sect, where he was taken in by Little Dragon Girl!"

  Zhang Fei: "Alright, thank you to that audience member. As a reward, here's a date. Let's continue. So, after Yang Guo escaped from the Quanzhen Sect and mistakenly entered the Ancient Tomb Sect..."

  Come on, can't you take these two explanations and behead them!

  The two teams were idle for a minute, so they took off their headphones and started listening to "The Legend of the Condor Hero". Liu Yi's face turned black like Judge Bao, and he couldn't help but rush over to commentators Chen Shuo and Zhang Fei, who were in a trance. The two of them were suddenly bombarded with a flurry of punches and kicks, causing them to spit up blood from their mouths and noses. Only then did they reluctantly put away "The Legend of the Condor Hero" and start commentating on the League of Legends game in a normal manner. However, the audience was not satisfied and started making a ruckus, demanding to hear more of "The Legend of the Condor Hero". Unfortunately, both teams had already entered the game, and Liu Yi was standing right next to Chen Shuo and Zhang Fei, the two famous commentators. If they dared to take out "The Legend of the Condor Hero" from their waistbands again, Liu Yi would blow them up sky-high.

  Both of us joined the team, and our side prepared a "genuine" Tier 1 team. What is meant by "genuine" is that most people play games in this way: after entering the game, quickly buy equipment, then five people gather together to "roll in the bushes", with one person hiding and starting to fight for first blood.

  We five just walked to the grass at one side of the river, while the other five were standing in the middle of the road and started dancing! Can this be tolerated?

  The one who ran to the front, I don't know which "white" he was among the five whites, the ice archer was trembling in front of me like a cramp, and I knew it was because he didn't stop pressing the mocking key. Without saying a word, I activated the E skill of the weapon master, and since the ice was standing relatively close to our side of the bushes, I went out and instantly pressed the E skill again to stun the ice. Chen Yu's Riven three-segment Q was quickly released, and A didn't even have time to react (Chen Yu is a man who can quickly Q and A). Yasuo was just standing there without using his Q or E skills, it seemed he hadn't added any skills yet. When I stunned the ice, Bronn used his Q skill to throw it at the ice, and Xie Fande's LeBlanc threw a spinning axe with her Q skill. Just as the fourth auto-attack was about to trigger, the ice's head was about to fall into LeBlanc's hands. Suddenly, all five of our healing skills went off at once, but after the first heal, all subsequent heals would be reduced by half. The little bit of healing from level one couldn't keep up with our team's damage output. FirstBlood! LeBlanc killed the ice and got the first blood!

  The Frost was controlled from head to toe until death, the four ADCs on the opposite side finally calmed down and walked two steps back to the defensive tower, far away they nodded at us, we had already collected the Frost's head and were satisfied, one by one hiding in the bushes to return to the city.

  "The audience, 'Damn! The first time I saw a regular match was five ADC and they all had healing skills!' 'Not only that, but as soon as the game started, they used up all five healing skills!' 'Not only did they use up all five healing skills, but they also got a kill!' 'Not only did they get a kill, but in a situation where all minions were at the tower, they had a team fight with five people in the middle and bottom lanes!'"