Chapter 23: The Party of SoLo War! (1)

  It was midnight, and the dorm room was in a state of jubilation. The electricity had only been fixed at 8:00 pm that evening. Liu Yi warned Chen Yu that if there were any more incidents of short-circuiting the electrical appliances all night, he would be kicked out. Then, saying he had something to attend to that night and wouldn't be back, Chen Yu was already used to it. Manager Liu Yi, this busy person, rarely stayed in the dorm room for more than a few days. After the several people enthusiastically saw off Manager Liu Yi, they began their 'Celebration of Diamond Membership Card Party'.

  Before that, we went to the e-sports training room exclusive to high school students to watch them play Dota. At that time, Cheng Yixiao dragged me to the e-sports training room and coincidentally met Chen Yu who was returning from the dormitory with a sad face saying that the circuit wasn't working well, so they came here to cool off. However, when we were about to go to the e-sports training room to play two rounds of LOL, the janitor in charge of this area said that the computers for playing League of Legends had been ruined by some first-year students. What the...? Did they play on top of the computer or something?! No choice, so we ended up watching a Dota match for an entire afternoon.

  "Cheers!" Chen Yu, Yang Xu, Xie Fan, He Yu, Cheng Yi and my cups all clinked together. None of the six cups contained liquor, but rather various drinks: Sprite, Coke, Fanta, Nongfu Three Punches (which tasted a bit salty), Wanglaoji, and coconut juice.

  Six people in the dormitory started having a wild time. When they were at their peak, Chen Yu opened his computer and said, "How about we play a game?" I said, "Okay, senior, how do you want to play?"

  Chen Yu smiled slyly and gave Yang Xu a signal, Yang Xu immediately understood, opened the drawer and took out five bamboo skewers, wrote a word on one of them, after everything was ready, Yang Xu nodded to Chen Yu, with an extremely lewd expression, worthy of being called the "Drearywen" in the world.

  Chen Yu took the five bamboo skewers from Yang Xu and showed us each person's name written on them. I was puzzled: "What is this for?" Cheng Yi took a sip of juice, blinked her big eyes twice, and Xie Fan adjusted his glasses: "You'll know soon."

  Chen Yu: "The person who wins in a solo battle of League of Legends, for example, is Ye Fei's younger brother. Ye Fei's younger brother, you can just say something you want others to do."

  I thought for a moment: "Drink three cups of Sprite."

  Chen Yu: "Okay." Chen Yu himself casually drew a bamboo slip, "Except for Ye Fei, you all come to draw one." After everyone finished drawing, Chen Yu: "Whose bamboo slip has the words 'apple' written on it?"

  Cheng Yi's little beauty raised her small hand very high: "I! I won!"

  Chen Yu suppressed his smile: "Alright, then please let Cheng Yi drink three cups of Sprite!" Everyone applauded!

  Cheng Yi: "Ah! So that's how it is." Cheng Yi obediently drank three small cups of Sprite, and after drinking, her little face was red and puffy. I regretted it so much that I slapped myself a billion times in my heart.

  Chen Yu: "Everyone understands how to play now, right? So let's start, who goes first? And add one more rule, when choosing a person, you can't choose yourself, you can only click the 'question mark' to randomize."

  "I!" I walked over and sat down at the computer, Chen Yuxue's lewd voice whispering in my ear: "You little brat, if you had said a kiss just now, ah, what a missed opportunity, what a missed opportunity."

  This is Chen Yu's account. Using his account, they found a summoner named 'Special Abuse Chen Yu'. Chen Yu: "It's that guy Huang Tandong." Cheng Yi came over and asked: "Who is Huang Tandong?" Xie Fan pushed up his glasses: "He's a third-year high school student at Nan Yue High School, and also Chen Yu's middle school classmate."

  I typed in the chat box: "Come solo"

  Huang Tandong: "???"

  Me: "Come solo! What's with the question marks."

  Huang Tandong: "Today is really a day when the sun rises from the west, how long has it been since you last contacted me? Today you actually took the initiative to contact me."

  Me: "Cut the nonsense, come solo quickly!"

  Huang Tandong: "Wait a minute."

  One minute later, Huang Tandong said, "Alright." Chen Yu and Yang Xu's lewd laughter echoed from behind. Chen Yu: "Heh heh, this kid is so fast." Yang Xu: "Exactly, really fast."

  The solo map is Summoner's Rift, Huang Tandong: "Are you still playing Riven?" Me: "I'm not playing Riven." Huang Tandong: "Isn't Riven the one you play best? What will you use if not Riven?" Because Chen Yuxue senior stipulated that we can't choose our own champion, only random, so I said: "Anything is fine." Huang Tandong: "Damn! You dare to look down on me, don't forget how I've been crushing you all along."

  Everyone turned their heads to look at Chen Yu, and Chen Yu let out a loud shout of "I need to pee" before instantly disappearing from everyone's line of sight.

  Huang Tandong: "You little brat, you haven't been beaten for a few days and your body is itching, just wait and see how I'll severely beat you."

  I entered the game and controlled a randomly spawned Drayaus to head up the road. I said, "Up the road." Huang Tandong replied, "Don't rush, it's coming soon."

  Huang Tandong's hero appeared, it was Panseng. Looking at my Drayven, Huang Tandong said: "When did you switch from playing Riven to Draven? Never mind, no matter what you play today, I'll still give you a beating."

  He Yu sat in the back, "I'm always a substitute, sigh." After hugging Snowy and taking a sip, he came forward and shouted: "Drilling Pan Sen, the number one Pan Sen in the entire district!"

  Me: "What is the first Pan Sen in the whole district? I only know that the national server's first Pan Sen." He Yu: "The first Pan Sen in the whole district means that he is the first in his district, and he says that he is second, no one dares to say that they are first." Seeing my puzzled eyes, Xie Fan tapped on his glasses: "It's Huang Tandong who claims it himself."

  Damn! After messing around for half a day, it turned out to be self-proclaimed, and that Zhao Baolin professional player is 'brother', anyway, they are all self-proclaimed!

  My Drayaus is equipped with a shield, five bottles of medicine. Single challenge can never beat the one with more medicine. Huang Tandong's Panseng also knows this principle, he brought standard crystal bottle red and blue medicine. The reason I didn't bring blue medicine is that Drayaus' blue consumption is extremely low, it can be said that before level 6, it's negligible, as long as there are no empty skills, it's completely enough to use.

  I didn't have a chance to get close to Pantheon to Q him, so when the first wave of minions came, I walked up and saw that he was preparing to Q me. I took a few steps back, leaving his Q range, but then he got stuck between two minions and pressed S, freezing in place like a wooden stake. One of the melee minions in front of him had low health, so I walked up and Pantheon's Q hit me right in the face. He immediately ran back, repeating this process two or three times before I took a small red pill.

  This Pantheon, even if he doesn't use his minion to block my Q skill, he still has to dodge it, and then he Qs me from a distance. Both of us are level 2, Pantheon uses his red potion, and both of our summoner spells are Flash and Ignite.

  Chen Yu quietly walked over from behind, "Ye Fei, you must avenge me! Huang Tandong has been bullying me with his Pantheon for several rounds, and finally even had the nerve to change the summoner's name to 'Special Abuse Chen Yu'! He's so annoying!"

  Secondly, I chose E skill, Yang Xu shook his head: "Generally speaking, Dr. Leus II should choose W skill, Ye Fei junior brother, didn't you make a mistake?" Xie Fan: "Don't talk, junior brother must have his reasons for doing so, let's just watch and see, we'll know the outcome later."

  Pangsen is still unstoppable, meanwhile I retreated and gave up my position, he walked forward and killed a close combat minion with a critical hit! I can confirm that his second level-up skill is E.

  This wave of minions has a cannon tower, so far I've consumed three bottles of medicine, the third bottle of red medicine's effect hasn't dissipated yet, healing myself at 15 health per second. I quickly cleared the minion wave and pushed forward, seeing that the enemy still had three minions left. Standing in place without moving, I clicked on my hotkey to taunt Pansen.

  Huang Zimo's Pantheon saw me mocking him, took two steps forward and threw a Q skill over. He is still in full health status. As he walked over with his Q skill just starting, I swung my E skill out, then turned around and took one step back. Pantheon followed me to the minion wave because his Q skill hit my body, and the minions were closer to Pantheon, so the aggro was immediately attracted to him. Only three minions were pulled by me at the same time, while our side had a whole group.

  Xiaopao Bing's normal attack knocked down Huang Ziyu's Panseng, and I followed up with a normal attack on Panseng. Panseng didn't turn around and run away, but instead took an E skill in a neutral state after taking a Q skill.

  I walked around Pantheon, and by the time his skill ended, I had almost circled to his back. After Pantheon hit me with a knife, he was forced out again and gave me a normal attack. Then he used Q on me. Although this set of attacks made me lose half my blood, he himself wasn't feeling well either. During his skill cooldown period, he was beaten by me and the minions to half blood, not much better than me. Pantheon walked towards the defensive tower, pinging me while coordinating with his Q skill and normal attack, but he just didn't flash escape.

  Chen Yu: "Huang Zimo is just a guy who likes to fight to the death, he's using full attack power runes, always saying that going online means fighting, whoever is afraid is a coward, Ye Fei junior brother, don't be afraid! Go all out and burst him!"

  Both of them dropped the ignite before they were low on health, not only can it reduce the healing effect of the small red medicine that is currently being recovered by both sides, but also may be able to kill in advance, because neither of them has shown any signs of using flash, now it's a one-hit win or lose, absolutely cannot be timid, missing one hit may die under the extra hit from the enemy.

  Both of us were low on health, and I, who hadn't used my Q skill yet, flashed at this moment. The distance was the maximum range of Darius' Q skill axe throw. I threw a Q skill and walked away from Pantheon towards the back, with my passive hanging on him.

  Pansen flashed in at the same time as I did, but was still hit by my Q skill at maximum range. His Q skill was ready to be thrown out, and with my current blood status, combined with Pansen's E skill passive Q crit, I would definitely die. Pansen's Q skill spear was heading straight for my butt... First Blood! Darius killed Pansen and got the first kill! Pansen killed Darius!

  My passive and small soldier's normal attack killed him one step ahead of Pan Sen, I narrowly won, Huang Zimo: "Chen Yu, not bad, indeed, after three days, we should look at each other with new eyes."

  Chen Yu excitedly rushed to the computer, his hands on the keyboard. I stood up and gave him space because looking at Chen Yu's excitement, I estimated he wanted to give me a passionate kiss, which I couldn't bear.

  Chen Yu: "Hehe, Huang Zimo, you're awesome!"

  Huang Zimo: "You won this solo! By the way, what have you been up to these days? You're almost graduating, don't say you didn't even try to get a spot in the school's esports competition."

  Chen Yu: "Huang Zimo, are you saying that you've already obtained the League of Legends esports qualification for Nan Yue School and other universities?!"

  "That's it, doesn't even look at who I am, oh well, won't say anymore, the dorm inspector is coming, gotta go, bye!"

  Chen Yu turned his head to look at us, who were chatting in a circle, "What's wrong with you guys? Have you forgotten the game I just mentioned? Ye Fei, little brother, quickly tell us what you want to do with the person who draws the bamboo slip with 'apple' written on it! Come on, everyone, let's draw lots!"

  I took a sip of the coconut juice rewarded to me by the lovely little beauty for my recent solo victory and said contentedly, "Give me a kiss."

  "Was it you who kissed her, him who kissed you, or him who kissed her?"

  "Stop! You almost confused me, I'd better kiss her." He glanced at Cheng Yixiao, thinking that he couldn't let the girl take the initiative.

  Chen Yu sneered and smiled lewdly: "Alright! Since everyone has made their requests, let's have everyone except Ye Fei draw lots! I'll join in too!"

  The bamboo sticks were shuffled and turned over, with the backs facing up. Everyone's hands reached for the bamboo sticks, my little heart racing wildly, 'In a moment I really have to kiss the little beauty, I'm done, my heart is about to jump out!' I hastily drank three big mouthfuls of coconut juice to calm down my heart.

  Chen Yu: "Now everyone take out your bamboo slips! Those who wrote the two characters 'apple' let Ye Fei learn to give a kiss on the mouth! Don't be shy!"

  I sneaked a peek at little beauty Cheng Yi, and with the soft lighting in the room, she looked exceptionally good-looking. For a moment, I was stunned. Little beauty Cheng Yi seemed to have also noticed me here, her small face flushed red, pursing her lips and pretending to be 'unfazed' but looking unusually cute!

  At this moment, Xie Fan put on his glasses and stood up. I said, "Wait a minute, Senior Xie Fan, what are you going to do?" Xie Fan adjusted his glasses: "Since I was drawn, it's not good to back down. Ye Fei, junior, come and kiss me."