Chapter 49: Unexpected International Match (4)
My Galio's Q skill hit the fisherman, and a huge "99999" appeared on the screen. I was stunned for a moment - my Q's damage was a bit too much! Nine thousand damage? Is that even real?!
Before I could even get excited, the screen suddenly displayed: Galen shocked the fisherman, and the consequences of bullying Farmer Uncle were severe. God came to avenge Farmer Uncle!
I know some Warcraft authors like to mess around, but I've never seen anyone who likes to mess around as much as this! I'm shocked! The farmer uncle was even alerted and a god was sent over, is my Garen so easy to deal with?!
Cheng Yi was laughing on one side with a trembling flower branch, Xie Fan's glasses were shaking non-stop. Latest updates at 3g novel.
I told Xie Fan, brother, why don't you just take off your glasses directly? It's so annoying to keep putting them on and taking them off!
The three little soldiers of the American team, Zhao Xin and Xie Fan's Wandering Soul Warriors, have already run half a screen away, but I seem to be stuck in place, unable to move forward! Where is the author who made this map? Quickly give me a Y!
Although I couldn't move, my skills were still usable. Just when I thought it was a bug, another line of text appeared on the screen: "God has arrived."
Come quickly! I'd like to see what this God looks like anyway.
The screen shook violently, and the scene was like a movie. Suddenly, a small pig fell from the sky in America, and with a loud crash, it smashed Galen to the ground, causing him to spit out half a mouthful of blood. The screen read: "God accidentally face-planted and made a heroic sacrifice."
"This god is a pig! Is it necessary to be so ridiculous?! Be careful or the real God will pinch you to death, author! Still with your face to the ground!"
God 'sacrificed', and the uncles also stopped pursuing my 'mistakes' one after another, returning home to farm. I was finally able to move, fortunately, I have a relatively good endurance, otherwise, those people with obsessive-compulsive disorder would have smashed their computers to death.
Manipulating Galen to slowly run forward, he bumped into Cheng Yi and Zhao Xin. I said: "Cheng Yi, why are you only running this far?" Cheng Yi: "The ice ahead is not easy to pass, it's too slippery, and if we encounter 'God', we'll die."
I took a look ahead, and the God who just "fell face down" is now all over the street. Isn't this a classic map ice skating? I'm going! It's really evil! Fortunately, I've played World of Warcraft for a while, and I often skate to practice my League of Legends movement.
I rushed forward, although the road was slippery, but I still relied on micro-operation to slip past, especially in an S-shaped track, where I squeezed those three American little soldiers onto the "God" (little pig) body, and then swallowed by the little pig, and then went back to the starting point to reborn. I said: "It's quite simple, I've played more difficult ice skating before, double S tracks have seen it, that is, intersecting S-shaped curves."
Cheng Yi: "Be careful!" The crowd around: "Gale is good at ice-skating, but this rink isn't as easy as you think!"
Before I could react, a small pig appeared in front of me. This situation was like suddenly having a wild boar appear out of nowhere on a single-plank bridge and being hit by an off-road vehicle that was speeding along.
I respawned at the end, I said: "Damn it, who made this map?" Controlling Galen to run to the ice rink step by step, during which he was pressed down by farmers and the 'Wild Boar God' with his face on the ground, losing half of his blood, almost dying before reaching the ice rink.
Xie Fan rubbed his glasses: "Ye Fei, use your skills."
Skills? I had forgotten, we are Galen after all, W skill Courage can still reduce damage! I clicked on W, Galen flew up... damn it! W skill turned into a jump! My courage!
It's okay, I jumped higher and was able to jump over the wild boars. I finally passed through the ice rink filled with wild boars, and my tense nerves could finally take a break. But before I could even celebrate, a wild boar suddenly fell from the sky and slammed into me, leaving me on low health! The three American soldiers behind me were able to pass by easily because of their small size. The most pitiful one was actually the little beauty Cheng Yi. The undead warrior Sain's body is unusually large, I think this is intentional by the author, there's no way he could have made it over here!
Me: "Cheng Yu, try using your special move!" Cheng Yu: "I just tried it, and I can knock out a small pig, but I couldn't make it through the S-curve."
"My hand leaves the computer: "Cheng Wei, come! I'll try out the Undead Warrior, you use Galen to run to the finish line!" Cheng Wei: "Okay! Add oil Ye Fei!""
I don't believe it! Controlling the Undead Warrior Sain, I slid step by step on the ice and soon arrived at the S-shaped curve. At first, it was relatively wide, but as I slid further, it became narrower and narrower, until finally, the Undead Warrior Sain got stuck! This is a bug!
Me: "Report! There's a bug!" People around: "No way, there's no bug! This is a map that has been tested by the world's top teams. If there were bugs, would they have released it? You're underestimating them."
I said... this map has never appeared online before! This is just a test map!
Forget it, I'll find another way. Thanks to the twenty or so people who finally slid Zhao Xin over, no mistake, he finally slid behind me. I said, Xie Fan senior, your Devil May Cry skills are so good, this should be played smoothly too! Xie Fan pushed his glasses: "I've never played this."
Okay, I give up.
My undead warrior Sain is blocking the way ahead, and Zhao Xin with his chrysanthemum spear can't get past from behind. The people around are shouting: "Stab him!" "Stab the undead warrior!" When they got to the old foreigner's place, it became: "Stab!" "Stab!" "Stab!"
Believe it or not, I'll take you down first! Don't play with me like this!
Xie Fan: "Thanks for the advice, let's just get this over with. Maybe it really is like that." Xie Fan rubbed his glasses: "Don't be polite to me."
Damn it! I told you to use Zhao Yun from the game to stab him!
Xie Fan used Zhao Xin's A to attack my undead warrior, although in League of Legends forced A cannot attack teammates, but in Warcraft as long as the author does not set it, then it is possible to attack teammates.
Xie Fan's Q skill poked my blood down a bit, but my body was still stuck in the wall. Just when I felt hopeless and thought it was impossible to pass through, Xie Fan's Zhao Xin came out for the third time. My Undead Warrior flew up, and the flying Undead Warrior passed through the wall, falling awkwardly like an idiot outside the ice rink. Miraculously, my Undead Warrior managed to fly out!
"I'm going! Xie Fan senior! How did you interpret Zhao Xin's Q skill?"
Xie Fan rubbed his glasses: "Wait a minute, let me take a look... Ah, Zhao Xin's Q skill, Triple Bloom: The third hit can make the enemy fly up, and the longer the charging time, the farther it flies."
She still has strength in reserve!
The undead warrior covered his ears with a chrysanthemum and pointed at Zhao Xin, saying "Don't come over here, or I'll blow you up!"
Xie Fan, hurry up and slide over here!
Xie Fan carefully controlled Zhao Xin, and the momentum of playing Darius in League of Legends was perfectly demonstrated. Even with the sudden appearance of a small pig, Xie Fan had already charged up his Q skill and swung it at the pig's face, causing it to fall flat on its face.
Xie Fan's senior Zhao Xin finally rushed out of the ice rink. At this time, a line of words appeared on the screen: Galen is about to reach the finish point.
Well done, Cheng Yi! Beautiful job! No need to wait for us anymore! Sprint all the way to the finish line!
Looking ahead at the three American soldiers, I and Xie Fan charged forward with our horse's strength. Along the way, we picked up a random medical pack and speed boost pack on the ground. The medical pack wasn't much use to us since our health was already full, but the speed boost pack was different - it was exactly what we needed now. We didn't need it to reach the finish line, but rather to catch up with those three American soldiers who were causing trouble everywhere.
"Huh? Why is there a banana on the ground? It looks like an item. I'll step on it and pick it up for now. As soon as the Undead Warrior touched the banana, a line of text appeared on the screen: "Undead Warrior Sain has stolen 'Gugu's God' banana, the consequences are too terrible to contemplate! Everyone is waiting with bated breath."
What the hell is this! Don't mind him! I'll keep running! Charge forward! There's still a distance from those three American soldiers, and suddenly a large gorilla appeared in front of me. The color of the gorilla was white, it should be that frozen gorilla from the ice rink just now!
The giant ape let out a loud roar, seemingly casting a skill. Can't I avoid you? I'll just sneak past! Controlling Sain, I tried to circle around the frozen white giant ape, but suddenly it spat out a small ape. At first glance, I understood what was going on - wasn't this the author changing the long-range projectile barrage into a model?! This frozen giant ape's model must have been a turret! It was only later changed to a giant ape!
Remote barrage can be dodged, unlike the remote ADC attack in League of Legends that cannot be dodged. This kind of attack is like EZ's Q skill and Wraith Warrior's E skill, which are all non-targeted attacks.
I was thinking of going to stop the three American little soldiers from ruining our Cheng Yigelen, so I didn't care about the barrage that hit me. After I took two levels of 'little monkey barrage', I regretted it. These two barrages actually shrunk my undead warrior Sain's huge body! The blood volume of the shrunken undead warrior Sain also plummeted, dropping straight from 999,999 to 999...
Wow! Is this barrage so powerful?! The little monkey who fell on his face can be so fierce! Ah, who let them be gods.
Controlling the undead warrior Xiang, dodging the "monkey bullet hell" as if dancing, the frozen white giant ape in front of me spat out more and more monkey bullets, faster and faster! The front suddenly became a waterfall-like bullet hell, blocking me behind! What's going on! Wait! We have Zhao Xin!
Xie: "Xuefeng senior! Quickly use your Zhaoxin to stab my Wandering Soul Warrior three times! Take a little more time to charge up!"
The people around burst into laughter: "Haha, this kid is hooked." "This young man is formidable!" "So rotten!" "I've already taken down the loving photos of the two of them, and I've recorded the audio too. I'll post it online later!"
Bring it to me! What did you take this little purity for? I'm a bachelor who's been single for nearly twenty years!
"Hey Xie Fan, aren't you done charging up yet? It's been a whole minute!"
Xie Fan: "This Q skill says it can charge for a long time, and I also heard you say that the longer you charge, the stronger it gets. So I just kept pressing the Q skill without letting go, and it really can charge for this long! Warcraft is truly amazing! Not only did they 'copy' League of Legends' Zhao Xin into it, but they also added such a 'powerful' skill."
No way, this isn't a powerful skill at all, Xie Fan senior. It should be said that such a 'perverse' skill was added, I really don't know what's going on in the author of this map's head.
"Alright, thank you Senior Xuefan, hurry up and stab him."
The people around him burst into laughter again: "Come on, stab him, Xie Fan!" "Go ahead!"
Xie Fan rubbed his glasses: "Alright, I've given up." Xie Fan's fingers left the Q key, and Zhao Xin started pressing it at an extremely fast speed, as if he had maxed out the attack speed. In an instant, even Zhao Xin didn't know how many times he had pressed the skill on Senna, the Undead Warrior. Within just one second, Senna flew up, passing over the frozen white gorilla, through the curtain of 'little gorilla bullets', sliding over the heads of three American soldiers, and even flying over Galen's little beauty, Cheng Yi, who was about to reach the finish line!
The Undead Warrior Sain has landed, steadily landing at the finish line! The big screen burst into cheers: "Undead Warrior Sain reaches the finish line! Red Team wins! Next match in 10 seconds!"
The Great Pyramid Escape, Red Team Escapes, Blue Team is Trapped, 10-second countdown appears, the screen slowly turns black and then slowly brightens up, presumably loading the map.
I stood up and wiped the sweat: "I said, everyone has played enough, let's just go play League of Legends honestly, this is too frustrating. At the beginning, let Xie Fan's Zhao Xin accumulate power for one second and directly poke my Undead Warrior to the end."
Two people came out of the station: "It's not possible, only when the frozen gorilla appears, then the 'little gorilla' barrage becomes a waterfall, and Zhao Xin can trigger an effect that hits the end point with one shot after accumulating power for more than 30 seconds."
I looked at the two foreigners with green eyes: "How did you know?" The two of them smiled, looking rather sly, reminiscent of Chen Yu's slyness. They said: "Because this map was made by our team."

