Chapter 37: High School E-Sports Qualifying Match! (7)
The hero finally finished selecting, and after he did, we were all stunned. Xie Fan rubbed his glasses: "I think the opposing team, Five Black War Team, can indeed be the mentor of Five White War Team, and it's not what we imagined."
Cheng Yi, the little beauty, nodded: "I also feel that way, it seems like in the previous match, we swapped with Five White War Team, and now Five Black War Team is swapping with us."
"Isn't it?!" I said with tears welling up in my eyes: "First, take a look at the Five Black Team's heroes. ADC is 'Obama', support is Stone, not too weird. Top lane Draven, mid lane Morgana, jungler is either Dragon Turtle or Teleport Punishment, very standard. This Five Black Team is countless times better than the Five White Team!"
Chen Yu and Yang Xu, covering the chrysanthemum that had just been blown away by Manager Liu Yi, gave me a thumbs up: "Our side is also very good! Also extremely 'regular!' This team is even more regular than the military!"
Two seniors, you're absolutely right! Indeed, it's a uniform five top laner heroes! No wonder Manager Liu blasted the two of you to smithereens!
"I said: 'You two seniors Chen Yu and Yang Xu, how are we going to play this game?'"
The audience burst into laughter, and in the upper half we won them. They were seen to be very dissatisfied because our team had a bronze five like me, which made them extremely dissatisfied. Although Xie Fan's Draven was brilliant in the end, they still thought that cY team was just lucky.
"It seems like the only way to change everyone's mind is to take the game all the way and win it!"
Chen Yu and Yang Xu looked at me with sparkling eyes: "That's right, Ye Fei junior! That's the spirit!" Me: "Senior, watch your back."
The two were once again given a good scolding by Liu Yi, who only felt relieved after he had vented his anger and left, but not before leaving them with a stern warning. Liu Yi: "If you lose this match... Hmph! Did you see those muscular men with tattoos and sunglasses that I called over? En?"
Yang Xu and Chen Yu's eyes widened like a bell, they glanced at the "strong men" in the whole field, swallowed their saliva, and then nodded their heads like a little hen: "Manager Liu, we've seen it, we've seen it, this game we guarantee to win!"
"Hmph! Give me a good fight! I'll go first! You know what will happen if you lose!"
The audience burst into laughter: "Haha! This cY team won a game and their noses all turned into 'Pinocchios'! They're all pointing to the sky! And they actually picked five top lane heroes!"
A student eating an apple: "Hehe, alligator, barbarian, prince, Zhaoxin, and also the peerless sword maiden. By the way, the peerless sword maiden seems to have been updated, her ultimate skill now recovers health after killing a hero, let's see how they play."
Audience A: "It's not going to work, the early game is all about being suppressed. Although most of them have a breakthrough, this kind of uniformed miscellaneous army can't beat a 'regular team'. Just look at the top five white teams in the upper bracket and the regular team of cY."
"Hey, how are we going to fight? Are we still going to fight in the wild? In a 2v1 formation?"
"Wait, let me see... Chen Yu is an alligator, Yang Xu is a barbarian, I'm the crown prince, Xie Fan is Zhao Xin, Cheng Yi you're the peerless swordswoman... it seems like we can all fight monsters, who's going to do it?"
Xie Fan polished his glasses and looked at me: "Ye Fei, junior brother, your wild child is quite good, my barbarian child can also fight in the wild, you choose one from them."
Chen Yu: "You guys are giving me a headache! Cheng Yi, go farm some mobs!"
Cheng Yi: "Alright! By the way, I haven't really played the revised Musou Sword Maiden, let's go farm some mobs to get familiar with it."
So, to let Cheng Xi get familiar with the revised version of Wu Dou Sword Maiden, we had her go jungle, then my prince and Chen Yu Xue Sheng's crocodile went mid lane, top lane was still Yang Xu, but this time it wasn't Yasuo, it was Zhao Xin, and top lane was Xie Fan Xue Sheng's Olaf against Darius.
Xie Fan rubbed his glasses: "Did Drayaus also get a remake?" I: "Yeah, he did. He's not as aggressive in the early game as before, but his impact in team fights is much higher than before."
The progress bar of the game is still loading, and this period was originally nothing special, each thinking about how to play, but suddenly a burst of sound came from the commentary side. Chen Shuo and Zhang Fei, two commentators, seemed to have taken stimulants, Chen Shuo: "Too exciting! At the beginning of the game, I vaguely saw the fierce fire between the two teams! Five top laners! The mysterious cY team! How will they perform in this match? Let's wait and see!"
Zhang Fei: "The game is loading the interface! Thirty percent! Forty percent! Fifty percent...! My heart feels like it's expanding and growing with the progress bar! It's too exciting! This feeling is just like giving birth! Ahhhhhh! I can't take this tense atmosphere anymore! I need to drink some water! No! I need a Coke!"
Liu Yi's face turned black, and his two long legs rushed to the side of the two commentators like car wheels, making a loud noise. "He Dong Shi Hou" roared: "You two haven't taken your medicine today!? The match hasn't even started yet you're arguing like a vegetable market!"
Chen Duo and Zhang Fei were startled by the voice, originally intending to scold, but when they turned their heads and saw that it was Manager Liu, they immediately wilted. The two of them said in unison: "Manager Liu, what wind blew you here again? We're in the middle of a commentary."
Liu Yi: "What the...! The game hasn't even started and you two are already commentating! Come on, come on! Let's see how you make this up! How will you explain it!"
The two of them exchanged a glance, knowing that if they didn't say something about their own Chrysanthemum, it would be too late. They looked at each other for half a day before finally squeezing out a few words. Chen Hao: "I... I..." Zhang Fei: "You... you..." Liu Yi: "He... he... Ugh! What the hell! I almost got dragged into this by you two idiots! What's with all the 'you' and 'he'? Don't even know where Old Li (the principal) found these two weirdos to invite as commentators! Just causing trouble for me! Let me tell you, although I've never commentated on a game before, I've listened to more commentaries than you two have had meals! I've never seen anyone go crazy with commentary during the game's loading screen!"
"Manager Liu, we understand! As per your instructions, we won't say anything when the game is loading, and then we'll 'explain it clearly' when the game starts!"
Liu Yi nodded in satisfaction: "Not bad, that's right, it would have been better if you had done so earlier." After Liu Yi answered a phone call, he looked at Chen Shuo and Zhang Fei: "I'll leave this to you two now. Don't let what happened before happen again. I can hear He Ming's wolf-like voice from 10,000 miles away. When he comes, don't let him sing on the commentary stage, got it? I'll arrange for him to come and help later. If there's anything, just order him around. The commentators are you two, not him, understand?" "Understood, understood!" Chen Shuo and Zhang Fei nodded their heads like little chickens pecking at rice.
Liu Yi walked out of the gate, while our interface still hasn't entered the game. Wu Hei yawned on the other side, Erhei said: "Boss, what's going on? It's so slow." Xiao Hei said: "Don't worry, Second Brother, it'll be fine in a bit."
Everyone took a closer look, the interface was stuck at 99% for all of them. I said: "I give up, could it be because of the hot weather that the machines short-circuited? Why are there so many problems with today's e-sports competition?"
"Everyone, sorry about this! The machine has broken down! We'll repair it right away! Don't worry, don't cry! Most importantly, don't leave! Because we will continue our previous story during the maintenance time!"
Some new audience members were confused, they were students who hadn't seen the previous match between our cY team and White team, "What story? We came here to watch the game, hurry up and fix it! We want to watch the game!"
"Is this a continuation of the story from earlier?! That's great!"
Chen Shuo: "Compared to some classmates who have already come out, no mistake, it's The Return of the Condor Hero. We will continue the story between Yang Guo and Little Dragon Maiden during the maintenance period!"
Then Zhang Fei took out the hidden "Condor Hero" and read it with Chen Shuo, one singing and one harmonizing, their dubbing level comparable to Japanese voice actors. I'm going, this emotion is not commentary, but a voice actor's!
Anyway, sitting is also sitting. In our spare time, we were listening to 'The Legend of the Condor Hero' while glancing at Master Fu, who was incredibly busy today. We all felt tired for him, running around by himself. Fortunately, there was someone beside him. Hmm? A little kid, could he be his apprentice?
Everyone watched as Master Fu first repaired it for a while, then stopped and let the apprentice on the other side continue to repair. It seemed that he wanted to let the child "practice in real combat". Master Fu, who was rarely free, held a mineral water bottle and drank it all at once, but still felt unrefreshed. After giving the child two instructions, he walked down the ladder and went out the door, seemingly going to buy more water.
Chen Yu: "Can he make it or not, I feel a bit worried." Xie Fan rubbed his glasses: "Don't worry, how could the suspension liquid not let you go for repairs?"
Everyone burst out laughing: "This is indeed a big truth! If Chen Yu were to repair it, it would be better to just dismantle and sell it as scrap metal! Chen Yu was best at turning the deaf into mute!"
"Hey! You guys! Just wait and see how I'll deal with you after the match!"
Everyone was chatting and laughing when suddenly there was a loud bang, like an explosion. Everyone was startled and looked towards "Little Master". They saw Little Master's face as black as coal, quietly climbing down the ladder. Chen Shuo and Zhang Fei were also shocked by the loud noise and stopped playing "The Legend of the Condor Hero". "Little Master, is it fixed?"
The little master patted his blackened hand, now completely covered in grease: "It's no good, the machine is old and can't be fixed, let's just get a new one." With that, the little master strode out of the hall like a big shot, leaving behind a crowd of people with eyes wide open in amazement.

