Chapter 8: A Stormy Love Letter to Alice
This competition is for couples and singles. The rules for singles are not necessary to explain, as the first round is a competition between couples. Zhongchun's luck was okay, drawing number 15 and getting a slightly advantageous position. The first round was a very clichéd "drawing and guessing" game, with the couples divided into six groups of five each. Those ranked in the top ten would stay, while the rest would be eliminated. However, those who were eliminated would also receive a prize - a delicate small photo frame.
The competition began, with half of the men and women gesturing wildly and the other half looking confused. The audience below was filled with laughter, creating a lively atmosphere. As for Zhongchun... this guy laughed so hard that tears came out! Not only did he laugh nonstop, but he also kept pulling on Zhe Tian's left hand, shaking it back and forth!
Zhe Tian looked at the stage seriously, wondering what was so funny. Wasn't it just a few silly gestures? The level of entertainment wasn't that high, right? Ah! You're laughing so hard you're about to fall to the ground, why?! Your sense of humor is too low!
In Zhe Tian's heart, there were 100 raging horses. But that wasn't the point! The point was Zhongchun's ridiculous behavior - pulling on his clothes and slapping his thigh at the same time... it was too embarrassing! Unable to withstand the surrounding people's gazes, which seemed to be looking at him like he was crazy or pitiful, Zhe Tian's face turned red (originally, the male lead's skin wasn't that thin, but after meeting Zhongchun... and later becoming a god under her **...).
He choked back his words, turning his head to the other side, pretending he didn't know Zhongchun at all. But what caught his eye was a small guy with a face full of freckles, who was staring at Zhe Tian with a lewd expression and singing: "Love really needs courage." Not to mention the off-key singing that made Zhe Tian's skin crawl, but mainly it was the word... Ah! It sang out Zhe Tian's blood and tears!
Although he and Zhongchun weren't in a romantic relationship, being friends with her also required too much courage! Oh, and psychological endurance, as well as a heart that could tolerate it all! Thinking about this, Zhe Tian immediately gave the small guy a "finally met someone who understands me" look. If possible, Zhe Tian wanted to shed a few tears to show his grievances!
But before he could respond, the small guy turned around and said: "It's not easy to hang out with a wife who's like a mental patient, right? She looks okay, but her brain isn't that good. You should just break up!" Just as Zhe Tian was about to retort, someone else spoke up: "I'm impressed by your songwriting skills! And your unique singing voice is unmatched! How did the talent scouts not discover you?! If you went on stage at the Spring Festival Gala with your own composition and sang like that, wouldn't it be better than Gong Linna?! Wouldn't it be more suitable for the emperor to wear your shoes?! Really, trust me! You're too disgusting!"
Just as Zhongchun was recovering from her laughter, she was suddenly disgusted by the freckled guy's singing voice. She opened her mouth and scolded him: "You! How dare you speak like that! Do you know how to talk or not?! Do you?!" The freckled guy subconsciously raised his pinky finger, accompanied by a look that seemed like he had just been insulted, which unintentionally entertained Zhongchun!
"Hahaha... Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!..." Without the energy to retort, Zhongchun fell into Zhe Tian's arms, laughing so hard it was earth-shaking!
Here is the translation:
Zhe Tian was a bit embarrassed and looked at the freckled guy with a hint of apology. He couldn't help but say that the freckled guy was really entertaining, trying to hold back his laughter. Zhe Tian apologized: "Sorry about this, handsome guy, my girlfriend didn't mean any harm, she just wanted to make friends with you, don't mind it, what's there to mind about making friends with a little girl?"
The two guys patted the freckled guy on the shoulder, and Zhe Tian looked sincere. The freckled guy rolled his eyes and turned around, seeing that his girlfriend hadn't returned yet, he continued to rant: "Make friends? Is this how you make friends?! Do you see your girlfriend? She doesn't even look like a woman!"
The freckled guy stomped his foot, and his posture made Zhong Chun laugh again. Ah, how entertaining! Zhe Tian looked at the commotion and couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Haha... oh man..."
The laughter was so contagious that some couples nearby noticed it and started laughing too. The freckled guy said his self-esteem had been severely hurt! But before he could recover, Zhong Chun spoke up: "Haha... you're right, I don't look like a woman, not as much as you do! That's why you have to be so dramatic! Haha... your figure is just too sorry for the public! Haha... it's like you've been exploded by a firework!"
Zhong Chun continued: "Want to make friends? With this weirdo around, all troubles will disappear! Haha... I'm going to send him to the circus, he'll definitely become a star! Haha... say something, handsome guy, where do you live and how old are you? This freak must be discovered!"
The freckled guy couldn't take Zhong Chun's sharp tongue anymore, looked around at the laughing crowd, and wiped away his tears. He stomped his foot again and walked away with a swagger.
Zhong Chun shouted after him: "Hey! Don't go! You have to be discovered by a talent scout! Absolutely! You're going to be a comedy star!"
The freckled guy stumbled and almost fell over, rubbed his face, and rushed towards a taxi. Zhong Chun continued to shout: "Hey! What's wrong? Handsome guy, you must be discovered!"
A large person with an ambiguous gender followed after the freckled guy, likely his girlfriend.
Zhong Chun laughed and said: "Ah, lucky that she wasn't here earlier! Haha... otherwise, we would have become a pair of fugitive lovebirds! Haha... what a perfect match! I'm dying from laughter!"
Zhe Tian looked at Zhong Chun in his arms, still laughing like crazy, and thought to himself: this little thing is too entertaining. But then he suddenly thought, maybe she had also laughed like that with Ye Xuan before? The moment he thought of this, Zhe Tian's smile disappeared.
Zhong Chun noticed the change in atmosphere and slowly sat up straight, her face still red from laughing. She looked at Zhe Tian with a hint of embarrassment: "Sorry... I almost took you for someone else."
Zhe Tian didn't respond, his eyes narrowed slightly. This little thing had mistaken him for Ye Xuan.
The host's announcement interrupted the moment: "It's our turn now!" Zhong Chun immediately wanted to rush onto the stage but was held back by Zhe Tian. "Did we think of a strategy earlier?"
Zhong Chun shook her head, still laughing. Zhe Tian said: "We'll just have to improvise. If you don't want to get eliminated, I'll do the drawing and you can guess."
Zhong Chun nodded in agreement, knowing that Zhe Tian's words made sense. She took a deep breath, and together they walked onto the stage.
I have to say, Zhe Tian is still very powerful, and he can roughly guess every word. Zhong Chun can easily understand it. When encountering difficulties, Zhe Tian is very patient and compares one word at a time. In the end, the results are almost all correct, and they pass the first test with ease. However, the only imperfect place is - "Haha! Zhe Tian, your posture is too funny! If you move your hand up a bit more, you can directly pull customers!" "Ahahahaha! Tian! Zhe Tian! Good mother! Good mother ah! It's simply a?!" "Have you eaten? Why are you moving so happily? Be more restrained! Old men!" "Haha! This posture is good! So cute! If the situation wasn't wrong, I really wanted to take a picture!"... For the greater good! Zhe Tian kindly didn't slap Zhong Chun to death with one palm. Obviously, they came to help. Is there such a person?! Until the second test begins, Zhe Tian's face is still full of anger. "Eh? I'm not doing it on purpose! You're just too cute!" "Hey, we're partners, right? Can't always ignore me?" "Zhe Tian, today? Yesterday? Tomorrow? Little Tian Tian?" "Hey! Don't be so petty!" "Shut up!" "... Oh..." Download the latest txt e-book of this book by clicking: : : For your convenience next time, you can click on "Add Bookmark" at the top to record this chapter (Chapter 8 - Stormy Weather-like Love Letter to Alice). Next time you open the bookshelf, you will see it! Please recommend this book to your friends (QQ, blog, WeChat, etc.), thank you for your support!!

