The 8th chapter: The little witch with sharp teeth and claws

  Haha, he laughed loudly towards the sky, laughing so hard that both Dad and Tian Ai Aunt were baffled, running together to the computer screen to see what's going on, scaring me into quickly shutting down the screen.

  Shameless! Shameless!

  Tian Ai's aunt scolded Guan Sha and said: "Why didn't you go play basketball today, causing trouble at home!"

  "Am I causing trouble?"; Gua Sha shouted with his head held high, "What do you mean by this? Am I causing trouble or being redundant?!

  "Alright, alright." Dad came out to mediate and said, "You're always occupying the computer, let Guan Sha play too."

  "No way." I said stubbornly, "I won't let go no matter what."

  "You naughty child!"; Dad's face turned stern.

  Dad rarely looks at me like this, and my tears almost came down. But I still don't plan to give in, because today is the day I chat with Zi Yu Feng. I've been waiting for a week just for today, how can I let it go? The air in the house was frozen, and the four of us stood there confronting each other for a while, until Tian Ai Auntie pulled away Guan Sha.

  Dad looked at me with deep meaning and left too.

  I opened QQ with tears in my eyes, thank goodness, Ziyou Rufeng is online.

  I of course told Zi Yu about Guan Sha. I kept talking and talking, like a faucet that's been turned on and can't be turned off. I told him many stories about Guan Sha and me, then told him that my heart felt stuffy, mainly because I didn't want to make my dad unhappy.

  Zi Yu Ru Feng was the best listener, he listened for a long time before speaking: "You must be stronger, in my heart, Xiao Xiao will never cry for anything." Then he said: "I saw a joke online, let me tell you about it."

  His joke is called "The Cunning Professor"

  Four college students from the history department had an all-night party on the eve of their final exams; none of them could get up for the exam, so they went to beg their professor.

  They told the professor that because the four of them had been studying hard together outside until dawn the day before, and then when they came to school for class, their car tire burst, so they were late. The professor agreed to give them a chance to make up the exam.

  The professor then took them to four separate rooms for their exams.

  The first question on the exam was very simple: What's the weather like today? (5 points).

  Which tire burst? (95 points)

  I burst out laughing after finishing it, and then still with a bitter face said: "But I really have no way to adapt to this kind of life now."

  "This of course requires a process, but once you get used to it, you will like it."

  "You're talking nonsense, even if you get used to it, you won't like it."

  "Hehe, wanting to know if freedom is like the wind is nonsense, but it also makes sense."

  Bullshit!

  "That's right, this is what it means to laugh, a little witch with a big smile."

  "Do you think I'm very fierce?"

  "No, I just think you have a lot of flavor, a lot of personality and a lot of potential!"

  "You're lying!"

  "Heaven and earth know, I am innocent!"

  "Hey, don't all you guys like to pretend to be something you're not?"

  "How to say it? Free as the wind says, boys who pretend are all plotting something! Hehe~~~"

  "So tell me, what's Gu Sha's intention?"