Make me laugh until I'm ninety years old

  I was so angry with him that I almost cried again. If Xia Xiao saw me, she would laugh at me until I'm 90 years old.

  I stood by the door for a long time, watching him chatting enthusiastically, my heart filled with resentment. I opened the electrical box at home and pulled down the circuit breaker.

  I'm not playing, but you can't play either.

  The whole house soon fell into darkness.

  Guan Sha came out of the study, fumbling and searching around, and soon found the cause of the power outage. He was very angry with me and said: "I didn't expect a top student like you to do something so boring!" I said seriously: "My condition is that if you can't do it, don't blame me for being impolite. I can do anything. Don't believe me? Go play again, you play once, I'll pull the plug once!"

  "Wow! He said, 'I really need to get to know you better!'"

  "Got it." "I'm telling you," "You'd better understand how ruthless I am!"

  "Don't scare me, I'm not afraid of you. I just don't want to really fight with a little girl like you, don't be ridiculous!" He also started getting angry, his voice growing louder and louder.

  I was thinking about what to do next when he said: "Okay, I agree."

  After finishing speaking, he ran into the study room again with a speed that was too fast to cover his ears.

  It seems that the person he was chatting with is really important to him. If he had a good online friend like me, our computer war would have been endless. I found an opportunity and begged my dad to buy another computer. I just said it casually, but unexpectedly, my dad agreed, with one condition: the new computer must be given to Guan Sha. I had no objection, besides, that old one isn't bad either, I'm used to it and don't want to change to a different one.

  But I still asked Dad: "Are you afraid of him?"

  Afraid?

  Dad smiled.

  How can you say that?

  "You always indulge him!"

  "That's what you call love!" Dad corrected me.

  "Why do you love him? Is it like how I love you?"

  "I also feel a little sour."

  "Hey! My dad knocked on my forehead and said, 'Doesn't Aunt Tian love you like her own child?'"

  Dad is right, I won't say anything more. Then I heard Dad say to me: "Ranran, from now on we are a family, Dad hopes you remember this, okay?"

  I nodded.

  When the new computer was moved into Guan Sha's room, he looked at me with a bit of guilt and it could be seen that he also felt a little embarrassed. However, he still brazenly said to Tian Ai Auntie: "It must be able to access the internet, otherwise it's not interesting!"

  "Okay! Dad said, but like Ranan, only on weekends and not for too long!"

  "Is this your rule?" He asked his father, but his eyes were on his mother.

  "It's settled then!" Dad replied calmly, but with an unmistakable air of authority. I silently applauded him in my heart and waited to see what would happen next. But instead of arguing about it, he said with a smirk: "If we want to get both computers online at the same time, we'll probably need a network card, or else they won't work."

  "Don't worry about this," said Dad with a smile, "just use it first, and if there's anything wrong, we'll discuss it again."

  I couldn't help but laugh.

  Guan Sha walked away uninterestingly.