All officials are protein

  Ji Tao greeted me very friendly.

  I had a lot to say to Lu Wei, but with Ji Tao there, I could only swallow my words. When I got home, Dad and the others were already eating. Tian Ai Auntie saw me come in and quickly served me rice, saying: "Ran Ran must be hungry, we couldn't wait and ate first."

  "I'm so hungry I can barely stand," I said weakly.

  "What happened?"; "Dad said,"; "So late coming home, and your face looks so terrible."

  "Never mind," I muttered, "I've become a class monitor."

  "That's a wonderful thing!" Dad said in a loud voice, "You didn't run for election last time and weren't you still unhappy about it?"

  "That was an election, but this time it's like a handout." I said, "I'm not happy."

  "Who picked the class leader?" Tian Ai aunt joked and said, "When can I also pick a director to be in charge for once?"

  "Don't listen to her nonsense!"; The usually silent Guan Sha finally spoke up, ";Actually, I know that some people still don't know what they want."

  "Don't be so self-righteous, do you think everyone is as superficial as you?"; "I'm unhappy in my heart, and it just so happens that I have a pipe to vent my anger."

  I'm superficial.

  The sand-buried pig isn't afraid of being scalded by boiling water.

  You're complicated, impressive.

  Finished, and then resentfully added four words: Corrupt officials!

  We all looked at him strangely and thought it was too ridiculous for no reason to put this hat on my head.

  "What's going on?" said Guan Sha, "Our class monitor takes bribes every day. Whoever doesn't give him benefits, he'll go to the teacher and tattle."

  Is this kind of thing happening in schools too?

  Aunt Tian'ai's occupational disease has relapsed,

  What gifts does he usually receive then?

  "I didn't know where I was," said Guan Sha, "I'm not an official anyway. Officials are all protein."

  "What does it mean?"

  Auntie Tian said,

  "What is protein?"

  "Stupid moron plus neurosis." He said with a pleased expression, then burst out laughing.

  "Don't listen to his nonsense." I said, "Sour grapes, what an accomplishment!"

  Guan Sha waved his chopsticks at me, but I wasn't afraid of him because he didn't dare to really hurt me.

  It's just a paper tiger, haha.

  Tian Ai's aunt said thoughtfully: "Your school is also quite annoying, it seems that the transfer needs to be rushed."

  Guan Sha said nervously: "I don't want to transfer schools!"

  "Do you think transferring schools is that easy?" Tian Ai's aunt scolded him, saying "I still have to go beg Grandpa and Grandma for you, and give them gifts of money!"

  "You're a Communist Party member, don't do corrupt things for me!"; Guan Sha pushed away the rice bowl and said sternly, "As for my personal matters, you don't have to worry about them too much!"

  "Die, you monkey!"; Tian Ai's aunt cursed at his back.

  I was reading a book with my mind elsewhere, and one evening I kept thinking about a word that is unfamiliar yet distant to me but full of temptation: love.

  Does love really have such great magic? Letting a good girl give up everything, just for someone she likes. What if one day I also like someone, what will it be like? Will I also be reckless, or let him hold my hand in front of everyone?