Chapter 1: So That's Auntie's "Poison" (2)

  He continued shouting: "It's very cold outside, we are all children away from home, why don't we warm each other up, OK?"

  The only way to deal with this rascal is to continue ignoring him until he gets bored and goes home.

  I turned my head to look downstairs, the five-story teaching building is not too high. I thought with a sigh, if people had wings, it would be great, even if they jumped down, there would be no fear or worry.

  "Ding Wei." I've never seen a guy thicker-skinned than Da P, and he's walking up to me again, scaring the heck out of me as he says: "I have acrophobia, looking down from here makes me dizzy!"

  "Did someone call you?" I asked him.

  "Really." Da P said, "When I see you, I involuntarily think of looking at you."

  "Watch out or I'll kick you down." I warned him.

  "A cool girl dies underfoot, and even as a ghost she's charming." Big P says, "As long as you're happy, go ahead and kick away."

  De de de, can't afford to provoke, I got up and walked downstairs, in the corridor just met "Bae Yong-joon", he looked at me, then looked at big P following behind my butt, his face was a very complicated expression.

  I know he's gone astray.

  He really thinks too much, I Ding Wei will not fall in love, love is a P, I understood this point since I was five years old.

  Over the weekend, I carried a big bag of dirty laundry back home. The house was empty and quiet with no one around. I opened my computer and a new email popped up from my aunt: "Xiao Wei, come to my place over the weekend, I have something good to show you."

  My little aunt is my only friend, she's a very strange person, she's ten years younger than my mother, over thirty years old and still has two small braids, smiling all day long, looking like a middle school student.

  My little aunt is also a very formidable person, she is a double Ph.D. in computer science and biological engineering, every time she talks to me about those things, they are all unbelievable and unheard of.

  I love my little aunt very much. Every time my parents quarrel to the point of no return, she quietly takes me out of the house. Once, I even stayed at her home for almost a month.

  Thanks to my little aunt, I am not so lonely yet.

  She's just too busy, her work makes me feel mysterious and tense, my simple brain can't figure out what she's doing.

  "It's fine if you don't understand." My aunt liked to stroke my hair and say, "Actually, there are too many things in this world that make people confused, the more you try to figure it out, the more bewildered you become."

  She really confused me, I just smiled foolishly.

  Or put on headphones and listen to Wu Si Kai. Wu Si Kai is an outdated singer, almost no one in our class listens to his songs anymore, I knew him from my little aunt, I like listening to him sing: Lonely Highway every section snows, indifference, passion, smoking hands, lonely highway every inch hurts...

  A high-pitched and lonely male voice can easily strike your heart soft and crush it.

  My little aunt treasures that CD so much that she never lends it out. If I want to listen to it, I have to go to her house.

  I lazily walked into her house and flopped myself down on her spacious, soft blue leather sofa. My aunt frowned at me and said: "Xiao Wei, why do you look like you've lost your soul? Don't you like your new school?"

  "It doesn't matter if I like it or not," I said. "Everywhere is boring."

  "Hahaha...!" Xiaoyi burst out laughing and said, "Rather than lying here to make up new words, why not try doing something fresh?"

  "What can I do?" I asked her.

  "Want to try out a new online game?" she asked with a mysterious smile.

  "You can't be serious! Is this really what you wanted me to see? You know I'm the least interested in these things!"

  "This is absolutely different," said my aunt. "We spent five years designing it, and we believe many self-proclaimed computer idiots will like it." The name of the game is also very cool, called "The Witcher Mobilization". My aunt dragged me in front of the computer while saying, "If you don't believe me, just try it out, come on!"

  Seeing her pitiful appearance, I had no choice but to give her face and sat down. She handed me a pair of glasses and said: "Come on, put them on."

  "What's wrong? I'm not nearsighted!"

  "You don't know what you're dealing with, this is no ordinary glasses." said Xiao Yi, "Before it's officially put into production, it can be said to be worth a city!"

  I will wear it with faith and doubt.

  My little aunt opened the game interface for me and asked: "What ID do you want?"

  "Xixi."

  In that dream that lasted for many days, that person called me like this: "Xixi, Xixi..."

  "Alright, Xixi, this name is not bad." Xiaoyi said while registering for me, "Xiaowei you are really lucky to be the first tourist of the Holy Domain!" With that, she had already finished registering for me. Then she placed my hand on the mouse and together we clicked the Enter key.

  The miracle happened, as if it was just an instant, I felt the chair under me lightly bounced, and then I entered a completely strange world, with mountains and water around, and I could even hear the birds chirping. Through the clear stream beside me, I saw my own image, my face was still my face, but the clothes on my body were already completely different. With a heart full of curiosity and excitement, I reached out to touch my clothes, suddenly hearing Xiaoyi's voice in the sky: "This is a witch's costume designed by hand, how cool is it?"

  "Auntie!" I looked around, somewhat frightened, and asked her, "Where am I? Where are you? How did it end up like this?"