Chapter 2: Being Followed by "Crazy Baby" (4)
I was stunned when I saw the computer, it's Big P, and the one following us is also Big P! I could clearly see his face, even the sweat beads on his forehead were crystal clear, his whole body was leaning on the car, effortlessly weaving through the traffic.
"How did you know he was following us?" I asked Xiao Yi.
"It's what the computer told me," said Little Auntie. "No need for me to think."
"What else did the computer tell you?" I asked her.
"He's your classmate and should be the big P that gives you the most headache, he follows you to know where you're going, anyway, he's interested in you."
"Does the computer know this too?"
"Of course!" The little aunt pointed to her own head and said with pride, "This is what I thought of with my own brain!"
Cut.
"Get rid of him." I ordered Xiaoyi.
"It's hard," said Little Aunt. "This car is an idiot-proof car, the speed and direction were set before I started it, can't be changed. Originally wanted to take you for a spin, who knew we'd encounter this kind of thing?"
"What's to be done?"
"Let him follow us then," said Little Auntie. "We're not secret agents, and we don't have any special mission to complete. If he wants to follow, just let him."
"That guy is crazy." I said.
"You silly girl," my aunt criticized me, "if it were me, I'd be proud of it. It proves that I'm attractive, you know. When I was 16, no boy ever chased after me like this."
"You're crazy about flowers." I scolded her.
"How can I not be a bit silly at the age of thirty?" She was not embarrassed at all.
"Then why don't you get married?" I struck back at her.
"There's no suitable one," she said. "When I meet a suitable one, I will naturally get married."
Just as we were talking, Da P's car rushed over and stuck closely to our car all the way down the slide.
"Princess, princess!" He yelled at me saying: "Take me with you."
"Get out!" I shouted out of the window.
"I want to play The Witcher too!" he said. "Count me in, I'm a first-rate gamer, trust me, no problem!"
I really don't understand what's going on. How did he know?
"He blocked your QQ." Xiaoyi smiled and said, "We talked about this on QQ that day."
No way, how can this stinky big P be so capable?
"Take me with you," he said. "You see I've staked my life on this, and I'm speeding, the police are going to chase us."
The sound of police cars indeed came from behind.
Haha, the people's police are truly great, always appearing when the people need them most.
But just as I was getting excited, my aunt suddenly stopped the car and gestured for Big P to get in. Before I could object, Big P had folded up his electric bike in a matter of seconds and jumped onto the back seat, pressing against my dirty clothes.
I'm so angry I could die!
I was going to protest by not taking the car, but it's too late. My little aunt shouted "hold on tight!" and the car took off like it had wings, with Big P excitedly shouting from behind: "Yeah! Awesome! Faster! Faster!"
I angrily scolded Little Auntie: "Didn't you say we couldn't hurry?"
"I've stopped the car and reset it." My aunt tapped on my head and said, "If you're afraid of carsickness, just close your eyes, we'll be there soon."
I was afraid of getting dizzy, so I quickly closed my eyes. When I opened them again, the car had already reached the outskirts, and everywhere was a soothing green. My aunt's driving speed was still as fast as ever, and she kept heading towards a small hill, looking like we were about to crash into it. Scared, I let out a loud shriek and closed my eyes again, but then I heard my aunt say: "Get off the car, we're here!"
Arrived? Where did you arrive at?
"Net Game Research Facility!" Big P poked his head out and took a look around, as if he knew everything already. "I didn't guess wrong, I knew you were from here!"
Xiao Yi smiled and turned to Da P, saying: "Ye Daping, your father's name is Ye Tianfan, your mother's name is Luo Jianing, they are both in the United States now. You live with your grandmother, right?"
"That's going too far!" said Da P, "casually prying into others' privacy!"
"You're allowed to check my QQ, but I'm not allowed to ask about you?" Xiaoyi said, "I only saved you today because your dad is my teacher's brother, don't be ungrateful."
Big P patted the back of his head, smiled awkwardly and said: "Hehe, I'm just a bit curious. Didn't expect everything to be under your control, impressive, impressive!"

