Chapter 79: Encounter with Three Thugs (2)

  The three of them look really too sorry for the masses, with beady eyes and thick lips like sausages, and a few strands of hair drawn on their bald heads, thinking that this can beautify their ugly appearance? Wouldn't it be more realistic to just wear a wig? How stupid! Not only are they rustic in appearance, but their taste in clothing is even worse. Do they think wearing a leather jacket is fashionable? The collar is all wrinkled, the cuffs are all gray and dirty, and the zipper on the chest is almost broken... You can vaguely see the disgusting black hair on his chest... The overall image can only be described with one sentence: "So bad it's nauseating".

  Dizzy, grown up like this and still want to invite me? I glanced at them with disgust and continued to swallow my food with difficulty.

  "Hey little girl, what's with that look? Don't you like the three of us? You're new here, don't you know our names?" A red pompadour-haired guy sat across from me, picked up Mu Yan's chopsticks and pointed at me, "Well, listen up, we are..." He put down the chopsticks, suddenly jumped up from his seat, stood with his cohorts, struck a hilarious pose, looking just like the Red Scorpion team from Crayon Shin-chan, then loudly shouted their name: "Listen up, we're the Black Crab Team, invincible and feared by all, ahahahahaha!"

  Sweat!

  Waterfall sweat!

  Genghis Khan!

  If it weren't for the food stuck in my throat, I would have laughed out loud. What Black Crab Team? They're just imitating the Red Scorpion Team. Not a single bit of creativity, losing face for our country.

  "How's that? Now you know who we are, right? As long as you serve us three brothers well, we won't treat you unfairly." He raised his two thick eyebrows, which looked like caterpillars, and gave me a smile that he thought was very charming.

  There are black lines all over his forehead, does he think he's handsome? Still learning to be a male god here, I'm going to vomit.

  I glared at them impatiently with a single glance and continued eating on my own, damn it, why was it so hard to swallow.

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