Chapter 18: Patrol Misery (Happy Labour Day to everyone on May 1st)

  After having a meal at the public expense, after throwing the bonus and the banner to Comrade Liu Jianmin in the police station, the Happiness Road Police Station returned to its normal track. The daily work of the police station is both dull and trivial. Gao Xiang is still mixed with the auxiliary police team; the two girls decided to give up their duties after this incident, and as a result, they started following the old policeman to do odd jobs.

  That day, at dinner, Gao Xiang made a not-so-small joke. After the commendation meeting, he held that huge foam check and wouldn't let go for a moment. A large group of people looked at him with strange eyes, and although the two girls felt the strange eyes on them, they didn't know where the problem lay. It wasn't until dinner time that Zhao Fa Yi couldn't bear to see them so confused and finally told them the truth:

  "Silly kid, what are you holding it for?"

  Gao Xiang said with a straight face and a loud voice:

  "Take it back and hand it over to the office, or else you won't be able to get paid later!"

  "Haha", "hehe" laughter fell a group of people, Zhao forensic doctor also laughed and said: "Really is a silly boy, turn back directly let your department send someone to the municipal bureau financial department to lead just finished, I thought you prepared to hold it back home show off haha..."

  Patrolling is very dull and tiring. As a police officer, it's an unavoidable task. The weather is getting hotter day by day, with the scorching sun beating down since early May. There are also several kilograms of handcuffs, walkie-talkies, pepper spray, gun holsters, and other equipment hanging from my waist. I have to keep walking for two or three hours without a break. Occasionally, when encountering sudden events, such as catching a thief or suspect, I have to run at full speed.

  The female police officer who brought Tian Miao Miao is named Su Jing, 32 years old. She graduated from the police academy at 19 and has been in the department ever since. She can be considered one of the veterans of the department. Director Liu's arrangement was very deliberate, as she is my niece, he wanted to assign her to the most experienced officer so that Tian Miao Miao can grow up quickly.

  After being roasted by the sun for a while, Tian Miao felt that she was almost 50% cooked, and more importantly, she found herself about to collapse, but looking at Su Jing in front of her who was still walking steadily with standard posture, she couldn't help but feel that she couldn't lose to a woman in her 30s, so she gritted her teeth and continued to follow behind.

  Su Jing also wore a police-issue 64-style handgun, which was also thanks to Tian Miao's good fortune. Otherwise, how could Liu Jianmin have let Su Jing carry half of the station's arsenal on his body?

  She had been keeping an eye on Tian Miao Miao, the director's niece who had come to the office, and had heard all sorts of things about her. This wasn't a particularly good or bad thing, Su Jing was not very willing at first, but agreed to bring Tian Miao Miao because of Director Liu's face.

  As they walked, Su Jing found that Tian Miao didn't throw a tantrum or act cute and ask for a break. His impression of her had changed slightly. The two of them started to communicate sporadically. During the morning patrol, Su Jing had been practicing his "silent meditation" for an entire hour, not saying a word unless absolutely necessary.

  At noon, Su Jing said something and went back. Tian Miao was too tired to move and found a small restaurant to casually get through a meal. Exhausted, she returned to the dormitory and fell asleep on the table in the archives room...

  In the afternoon, the two continued their patrol, and Su Jing handed over a few things to Tian Miao Miao:

  "Here, this is a female police officer's self-defense tool, an indispensable item."

  The farmer's daughter took over and found a bottle of sunscreen, a pair of insoles for space shoes, a bottle of red flower oil, and a pack of sanitary napkins.

  Tian Miao Miao, with a black line all over her head, took over and said: "Su Jie, I roughly understand the first three things, but this last thing, do you have to carry it with you all the time? Will patrolling for too long mess up your physiology...?" She spoke softer and softer.

  "Ah, you little girl, I won't mention the sunscreen, but this insole is soft and breathable, making it easier to walk without getting foot odor. The red flower oil is for you to massage your legs with at night, all the female police officers who just started working have been having back pain and leg soreness for the past few days, so have your family members massage them carefully at night and you'll be fine for work tomorrow. And this last thing isn't for you to use, it's for you to put in your shoes when you get home tonight. After a day of walking, your feet are bound to sweat, use this to absorb the moisture overnight and they'll be dry and odorless by morning, got it?"

  Tian Miao happily accepted these things, found a roadside stall to stuff the insoles into her shoes first, and then said that her two feet felt much more comfortable afterwards.

  Zhang Tong's situation was similar to Tian Miao Miao's, with an experienced old police officer leading the way. The difference was that Zhang Tong's police officer was much more gentle than Tian Miao Miao's "Sister Su", and would remind her to take breaks when she looked tired. This made Tian Miao Miao feel envious.

  After patrolling all day, I felt like my bones were going to fall apart. The door was almost pushed open by Tian Miao's body, and as soon as she came in, she saw her mother staring at her with a cold face...

  Hehe, haha, after laughing for a while, my mom's barrage came one after another: "Look at you, do you still have any girl's appearance? Originally your chest is small, and you're using it to squeeze our home's anti-theft door. Where are your paws? In the future, if you really become a washing board, I'll see which man will want you..."

  Tian Miao almost fainted with rage. Are you kidding me?! What's the point of saying I originally had small breasts? This girl at least has C-cup, okay?!

  Miao Miao's mother slapped the table: Come over and sit down, I have something to say to you.

  She walked to the dinner table with her head down, as usual, and glanced up at her mom's expression, just like she did in elementary school, junior high school, and high school. Her mom couldn't help but crack a smile when she saw Miao Miao's mischievous look:

  "Today, your uncle brought back the study materials. This is your last chance. You must make me proud and not let Zhang Tong get in while you don't. This week, don't do anything else, hand over your phone as soon as you get home, I'll also remove the hard drive from your computer. Starting tonight, just focus on studying and reviewing materials..."

  Tian Miao Miao seemed to have seen a ghost, shrieking and shouting: "Dad, Dad is in trouble! Your daughter-in-law has been abducted by aliens, come quickly!"

  "Mom slapped me twice, and Tian Miao Miao said angrily: 'You're still so capable? Can you disassemble the computer hard drive? My computer won't just hang like this, will it?'"

  Miao Miao's mother said with a smile: "I'm so careless, this computer is newly assembled, it's an expensive thing, how could I fix it? I asked Liu Lao Liu from the downstairs DVD store to take it apart for me, and he did it quickly..."

  "Liu Laoliu, you son of a bitch, don't ever mess with me!!"

  Tian Miao's roar echoes through the night sky...