Chapter 23: Reporting Various Interesting Events

  The instructor with a black face shouted, pay attention to the discipline of the team! The fifth group, get out! As soon as the voice fell, two men and three women walked out of the team again. It was Tian Miao Miao and Zhang Tong, who had not been seen for many days, wearing training uniforms and military boots.

  By the way, clothes are also given out for free here, otherwise Gao Xiang would have gone bankrupt in the first week, he came with empty hands after all...

  Tian Miao Miao put on goggles and earplugs, loaded the gun according to the lesson requirements, and held it in her hand with a somewhat intimidating air. The instructor repeated the shooting essentials loudly from behind, and only gave the order to start shooting after the five were ready.

  Five shots were fired, and the target returned again. The instructor shouted along the number:

  Target number one, Wenqi, 42 hoops!

  Target 2: Tian Niao Miao 36 hoops

  Target 3, Zhang Tong, 40 rings.

  Target No. 4, leaf pair, 36 rings

  Target 5, Jia Junpeng... 5 rings!

  The instructor had just finished shouting, and the crowd suddenly burst into laughter, with people falling over each other in all directions, as if a gust of wild wind had blown by, bending half the people's waists.

  Jia Junpeng stood there with a red face and thick neck, his scores in other subjects were okay, and he felt pretty good about himself when practicing aiming with the rifle. Who knew that the first time he actually fired live ammunition, he would get such a score...

  Even the instructor couldn't help but look at him, and couldn't resist saying: "I'm telling you, kid, you're not nearsighted, nor are you colorblind. Out of six shots, five missed the target. How can you be worse than even a female comrade? Don't compare yourself to Gong Qian, any one of them shoots better than you!"

  In the crowd, another burst of laughter erupted. In seat number two, Tian Miao Miao was making a silly face at Jia Jun Peng with her back to the instructor, while Jia Jun Peng's face turned red like a lobster, wishing he could find a hole to hide in...

  The instructor helplessly waved his hand, and they all returned to the team. This batch of special recruits made the instructor feel a bit disheartened. The group was a mix of tall and short, fat and thin, with one extremely overweight individual weighing 180 pounds, who would pant after running two steps and gasp for air after jumping twice; during the first assessment, he almost ripped his pants while attempting to do a standing long jump, only managing 75 centimeters, not even as good as a middle school student. Among the others, there were many useless people who couldn't even pull themselves up. Out of seven female students, only three could complete the 3000-meter run.

  Gao Xiang was so happy that he couldn't help but pat Jia Junpeng's back while chuckling at him.

  "You're doing it on purpose, aren't you? This is less than thirty meters, even if you threw stones at me, you wouldn't miss all five times!"

  The two of them this month because of their similar smell, have quickly become accomplices, Jia Junpeng rolled his eyes and said: "I reckon the five elements owe a shot, obviously aiming quite accurately, who knew it would be like this... But you little brat don't get too cocky. In this police team, there are many people who haven't held a gun, haven't fired a shot, and can't hit the target. People like you with simple brains and developed limbs, who can fight and play with guns, are exactly what the Party and the people need. You little brat just wait to go on the front line of capture and be a shooting target for criminals, go get shot, haha!"

  Jia Junpeng said with a pleased smile, "You're so shameless that you've reached a certain level, and instead, you're laughing at Gao Xiang."

  After joining the team for so long, Gao Xiang had also roughly figured out the situation of this training session. Among these specially recruited players, there were those with ridiculously high academic qualifications, those with incredibly large backdoors, and those with backgrounds that were impossible to measure. But there wasn't a single one who could pass all the tests with flying colors. Gao Xiang was mixed in this group, it was hard for him not to stand out, he was the only one who excelled in every aspect and looked pleasing to the eye.

  Originally, hiding in the police station didn't feel like much, but after coming to the base, Gao Xiang unexpectedly became the most eye-catching among the over 30 male students for the seven female students. The rest were mostly pitiful, too fat, too thin, too dark, too short, four-eyed toad, one more miserable than the other. Gao Xiang's appearance, height, and physical quality all passed, he was barely considered clever, and still somewhat pleasing to the eye.

  Gao Xiang scolded Jia Junpeng with a sentence, but he didn't pursue it. This guy became even more complacent: "Don't you understand? I've thought about it long ago. When I go back, I'll be a household registration police officer - no wind can blow on me, no rain can pour on me; and when I encounter those with high social status, I can still eat, drink, and take bribes. How great is that!

  "Otherwise, I'll just become a neighborhood cop, walking down the street, and no matter if it's day or night, everyone will have to call me 'big brother' and invite me out for food and drinks. During holidays, they'll even have to give me gifts! If someone doesn't please me, I'll bring two auxiliary cops and cause them trouble in an instant! Every day, I'll drink a little wine, fool around with some chick, and my pockets will be stuffed full of cash - it's enough to make your eyes red with envy!"

  Gao Xiang's words came quickly, but before he could finish, a female student behind him snorted in disdain and hummed: "Hmph, rascal! How did you manage to get into the police force with an attitude like that?"

  Turning back, it was Tian Miao Miao, who had just shot with him in a group.

  Gao Xiang, that silly big shot, didn't even notice Tian Miao had arrived, and was still arguing with Jia Junpeng in a loud and boisterous manner.

  "Look at your accomplishments, look, ah, not that I'm saying you, having a small drink, flirting with a girl is all you're striving for? What do we know now? We are the People's Police! Although it's still just the reserve stage, but once we graduate from here, that will be the real thing."

  Do you know why I envied the formal ones when I was a auxiliary police officer? There is a gun on the waist and a badge in the pocket. Have you seen "Let the Bullets Fly"?

  "This (surprising wood) is not good to use, this (handgun) is good to use! Jia Junpeng, I told you that I had thought about it early on. The fat water doesn't flow into other people's fields, internal digestion is much better. At that time, we can get a beautiful police flower in the internal affairs department, and others will be jealous haha!"

  Tian Miao heard Gao Xiang's words clearly, and before she could even mock him, someone next to her suddenly chimed in: "Pfft, how shameless! You're just like Jia Junpeng, a hooligan and a scoundrel!"

  Gao Xiang turned his head to look, and another shooting session was over. The one scolding him was Han Juan, who had just come down from the target position. Gao Xiang had a deep impression of her - this girl's face was round and chubby, looking very festive. Estimated to be over 160 pounds, Gao Xiang hadn't heard about her background yet, but he had heard some gossip from the girls that she was particularly introverted, low-key, and usually dressed in a sloppy manner. She was 23 years old this year, graduated from Nan Gong Da University, a third-rate university in the south; majoring in Communications, with unknown skills, but being able to enter the special recruitment class should make her a talented student.

  On the first day of joining the team, Gao Xiang and his gang secretly gave him the nickname "Tufei Yuan". From then on, Han Juan saw Gao Xiang as if she had seen a class enemy.

  Gao Xiang patted Jia Junpeng on the back and said with a smile: "Hey, fatty, we're now comrades in arms, as a police officer-in-training, you need to rely on evidence when speaking. Do you have eyewitnesses or solid evidence? Otherwise, how would you know I'm a hooligan? Are you secretly in love with me and observing me all the time...hmm?"

  "Hmph!" "Hmph!" Jia Junpeng, Wen Qi and a few others who had no shame were violently shrugging their shoulders, wanting to laugh but afraid of being caught by the instructor and punished with running laps. They were all holding back laughter until they were about to fart. Han Juan was so angry that her face turned red, but unfortunately, arguing was not Gao Xiang's strong suit. She scolded in a huff: "You stinky rascal, you're really shameless! You're the fat girl, your whole family is fat!"

  Before Gao Xiang could respond, someone chimed in: "What kind of rascal is Han Juan? He's just a lone wolf!"

  Another female voice said: "How indecent! Men can be romantic, but don't be indecent, you, you, and all of you are indecent!"

  Gao Xiang felt a bit guilty, the two who supported Han Juan, one was called Gong Qian, graduated from Northwest University of Political Science and Law, 24 years old, older than most students, her whole body exuded an aura of elegance, from her you can well interpret what is meant by: united, strict, lively. Her family background was said to be so powerful that it was frightening, as soon as she arrived, she was appointed as the temporary class leader.

  Another one is Ye Dui, who graduated from the Finance Department of Shanghai University (just like Tsinghua Chi), 22 years old this year. Her father, Ye Zhuobiao, has a family property worth billions, and he owns four large coal mines. He is a well-known coal boss in Shanxi Province. This girl is slender and elegant, with a warm and gentle temperament. On the day she arrived, she was dressed from head to toe in famous brands, and surprisingly, her character is very good. She was the first to get along with male classmates, chatting and laughing freely, with a hint of a female hooligan's potential.

  "Hey, hey, you girls aren't going to gang up on me like this, are you? It's not very sporting to win by outnumbering someone. Shouldn't you be giving Jia Junpeng a hard time instead? Why are you all suddenly targeting me? I'm so wronged! Are you guys collectively pining for me or something? Otherwise, why do you keep coming after me in droves like this? Haha..."

  Life in the training camp is quite dull, and the trainees make some jokes about men and women to liven things up. Later, several girls hear that Gao Xiang has taken advantage of them again, and they rush forward, one by one, and instantly drown him in a chorus of condemnation:

  "This guy is really unlucky, born in an inauspicious year and at an inauspicious time."

  "Everyone's computer is talking about artificial intelligence now, you're naturally stupid!"

  “...”

  Originally three girls, suddenly became seven, each with a sentence, making High Fly's face turn green.

  The girls were united in their resentment, and Gao Xiang was completely isolated. The training team was originally a place where the wolves outnumbered the sheep, and now there were only seven girls, each of whom was a heavenly beauty. Han Juan's flirtatious glance could easily elicit a whistle, and the other boys didn't dare to provoke these young ladies like Gao Xiang did.

  Gao Xiang and his group of scoundrels' faces had long been honed to be as tough as pigskin soaked in oil, stuck on a wooden board, arrows couldn't even penetrate. As soon as they saw the situation was unfavorable for their side, they immediately put on a new face: "Sisters, we can't do this, let's just say I've had a secret crush on you all along! Yes, I've always secretly loved you all, who made each and every one of you as beautiful as flowers, elegant and heroic? Gao Xiang willingly surrenders to your police uniforms! Junior here pays his respects to the ladies!"

  Hearing this, Gao Xiang softened, and the girls all laughed. Class leader Gong Qian said with a smile: "Good to know, Xiao Gaozi, from now on you'd better be honest with us, or else if you bully Han Juan again, we'll beat you up together during martial arts class! Kneel down and apologize... haha!"