Chapter 7: Beating Women

  The army spent half a day in the toilet, carefully combing his precious hair, before coming out of the bathroom and seeing that stone still on the sofa.

  "Report to the squad leader, I've finished! Is there anything else?" The loud voice of the army woke up that person.

  "You've finally finished signing that. How come you took so long in the bathroom, are you trying to sit on the toilet all day? And didn't you already go to the bathroom before? Are you kidney deficient or something? Going to the bathroom that many times." The navy really thinks women are just a synonym for trouble, no sense of time at all!

  The accused army, with a red face and eyes flashing with embarrassment, really had no sense of male chivalry, how could he so brazenly accuse an unfamiliar woman?

  The army suppressed the thoughts in his heart, "Battalion Commander, I have a request?"

  The naval officer didn't even open his eyes, more than half a month of living in the forest had almost turned him into a wild man. He now needed rest, not to talk to a long-haired woman, but reality and dreams have always been far apart. "As a soldier, just execute orders directly! You are not qualified to make demands!"

  "Commander, people are born equal, you can't deprive me of my rights, even if you demote me to a lower rank, I have the right to make my own demands!" The army commander was displeased and although he had some slight fear of the person in front of him, how could she just stand there so unclearly?!

  "I didn't expect that, your reasoning is one after another! Speak!" The navy wanted to get rid of the disturbance from the uninteresting person and could only listen to the conditions.

  "Company Commander, I want to go to the female soldiers' company." Lu Jun's voice was loud and clear, thanks to her grandfather's training at home. Although Lu Jun looked slender, she still had some skills, but her interests were not in being a soldier.

  "Female soldiers? Forget it, I'm telling you the truth, there are no female soldiers here. Except for family members, this place is all men. You'd better stay put and get rid of any ideas about escaping. If I catch you trying to run away, I'll beat you so badly your parents won't recognize you!" The naval officer suddenly opened his eyes and stared blankly at the well-groomed woman in front of him. He hadn't expected her to look quite so pretty after cleaning up. Too bad she didn't just keep quiet.

  The army's eyes flashed with disdain, unexpectedly this man had a hobby of hitting women, she must be careful, actually thought of hitting women, she represented the great female compatriots despising him and offered infinite sympathy to his wife. Only at that time did she not know that she was his wife, but by then all things became more complicated, mixed with the confrontation between two families, heartbroken and spirit injured.

  "I'm telling you the truth, I really will hit a woman, so don't hold onto any illusions. Otherwise, one day you'll become a pig's head, and don't blame me for not warning you. Now go put that rule on the wall and remember its contents well." The navy said after finishing speaking wanted to return to his own room, staying there any longer, although he had never hit a woman before, but who knows if he really would take action, this woman actually looked down on him, his anger was about to erupt, so he went back to his room to rest.

  "Report to the squad leader, the wall area is too large, specifically where to paste it, still need your instructions." Lu Jun made up his mind to strike out the last rule.

  "Take matters into one's own hands."

  "Captain, I have to report wherever I go and whatever I do, so of course I will strictly follow the instructions for things like posting notices." Lu Jun said with a smile.

  "Stick to that wall." The naval officer pointed to a place, moved his own hand and threatened: "Stay at home by yourself, if you run out and can't find your way back, you'll starve to death in the army! Don't expect me to lose face by looking for you."

  The army wasn't scared, compared to the navy's threat, she was more afraid of losing her freedom rights. "Report to the company commander, what kind of paste is used for this thing, double-sided tape or transparent glue, or nails to fix it, or..."

  "Are you an idiot? This is a trivial matter, just use whatever method is good and don't bother reporting it." The navy was indeed patient, clenching his fists. If the woman in front of him didn't behave herself, he wouldn't mind using force to suppress her.

  The army was somewhat satisfied, although a little progress had been made, but she wasn't afraid, she had plenty of time to grind with him. According to her observation, the man in front of her didn't have much patience when dealing with women, so if she continued to grind, she could achieve her wish. Who knows, one day he might get impatient and throw her out of the army, then she would be the happiest person in the world.

  "I understand."

  "Stay right there, I'm going to take a rest." The navy said and didn't give the army another chance to speak, directly entering his own room and slamming the door shut with a loud bang.

  The army looked at the door with some heartache, it was so rude, even the door had been provoked by him, this man absolutely could not be considered a normal person.

  Lying in bed, the navy was still worried that the woman in the living room would run away. If she ran today, it would be a disaster for Yang Nan's affairs. Should he let the woman come in and stay by his side? He shook his head, thinking he had gone crazy, then fell into a deep sleep.

  The army in the living room was happily playing, and on the rules, they made a pair of cute rabbit ears, then drew Xi Yangyang and Mei Yangyang on the side of the blank space, and posted them on the most conspicuous place in the living room, the wall opposite the sofa. That place was originally supposed to be where the TV should be placed, but these two temporary partners didn't have that need yet, besides even if they wanted to buy one, she didn't have the money!

  Everything was fine, the army thought she could ask her brother for help, even if they couldn't get themselves back, it should still be possible to send some money to herself. But how could she contact them? Suddenly, a brilliant idea struck her, and she fixed her eyes on that door.

  Digression

  Jun found out today that the kiwi they bought half a month ago at home is still as hard as iron.

  Next time I buy kiwi, I won't buy ones that are too hard again!