Chapter 4 The Head of the Toilet

  "I didn't expect you to be called the Army, what a mismatched name!" The Navy exclaimed, and it was not easy for him to hear a name that was as loud as his own, how could he not be excited!

  The army listened to that sigh, rolled her eyes, and finally met someone whose name was as ridiculous as hers, but she couldn't laugh at all, and had to listen to the laughter of the person in front of her, which sounded terrifying no matter how she heard it, and wondered if she would have nightmares tonight.

  The navy sat on the table, looking at the person who was curled up on the ground, and his anger had subsided a bit. The resentment was still brewing inside him, but before he could say anything, the army spoke up.

  "Comrade, may I ask you for a favor?" Lu Jun spoke up hesitantly, actually she really didn't want to have any interaction with the man in front of her who seemed like a ghost.

  "What's wrong?" The naval officer looked at the woman in front of him with a troubled expression, and his heart was somewhat unbearable. This child was also sent here by her parents, and looking at the miserable state in front of him, it wasn't achieved through normal means either. He decided to be magnanimous and help this woman out this time!

  "It's just that... " The army really couldn't bring himself to say it, this strange man who had just scared him, how could he say such a thing?

  "What's going on?" The navy had a bad temper and hated it when others were indecisive, and the current situation was already infuriating enough.

  Lu Jun closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and said, "I'd rather die of shame than suffocation. Where is your toilet? I need to use it." After speaking, Lu Jun let out a big sigh and opened his eyes again.

  "Ah?" As soon as she heard the answer, Haijun felt embarrassed and her face turned slightly red, but she quickly calmed down. "There are no women's toilets on this side of the training camp, do you want to use the men's toilet?"

  The army didn't think of such a situation, just the men's toilet if there was no one she went to solve it should be no problem, she really needed to urgently solve this problem, so quickly nodded.

  The naval officer was thinking to himself whether he should take the woman to the toilet himself or have the guard do it. This was quite a problem, but looking at the embarrassed face, he decided to go himself, comforting himself that he was afraid the woman would get into trouble if she went out alone. "Let's go!"

  The army looked at the empty room and was very conflicted. "Comrade, do you know where there is toilet paper?"

  The naval officer's footsteps came to an abrupt halt as he turned around, his eyes flashing with something before falling silent, then turning away.

  The army looked at the departing person, cursing in his heart. This man was too unconscionable, leaving himself behind like this. What kind of situation was this? She really couldn't wait any longer, or else something big would happen soon!

  The naval battalion commander went out and opened his own single dormitory next door, carrying a bag of paper back here, and then put it on the bed very unceremoniously.

  The army didn't pick and choose either, grabbed a few sheets of paper, "Let's go, hurry up!"

  The navy itself didn't think it was funny at first, but then couldn't help but curve the corners of its mouth, unsure if it was being infuriated or genuinely amused.

  Arriving at the toilet door, Lu Jun hesitated and refused to go in, his legs trembling.

  "Hurry up and go in, you don't want to pee your pants!" The navy couldn't understand it, they were already at the door, why was she suddenly shy?

  "Why don't you go in and take a look first?"

  The navy just reacted, "Women, things are many!" Then unpleasantly entered the toilet, and saw a soldier pulling up his pants, "Battalion commander is good!" Standing at attention and saluting, then the pants that were not pulled up properly fell down.

  "Hurry up and get out of here, what are you doing running around during training time?"

  The soldier didn't expect that going to the toilet would invite the battalion commander's displeasure, so he quickly pulled up his pants and ran out. In his heart, he was guessing that the battalion commander wouldn't make everyone clean up after him just for using the toilet, so he quickened his pace. Unexpectedly, at the door, he encountered a long-haired woman, almost scaring his pants off, then blushed bright red and disappeared like a rabbit! In his heart, he was lamenting: "This toilet is really not usable!"

  The naval officer looked gloomy, and with that greyish complexion, he looked even more like the King of Hell. "There's no one inside, hurry up and go in!"

  The army's face turned red, beautiful eyes flowed, and a grateful smile towards the navy, then turned around and went in.

  The naval officer had not yet come to his senses from the laughter just now, and then he saw a small soldier rushing into the toilet. He immediately understood: "You stand still, go to another toilet!"

  "Platoon leader, no way! The other toilet is in the family building over there. I still have to go back for training. Did the platoon leader's toilet break down?" The little soldier asked shivering.

  "Either you go or get out of my sight and back to the training grounds for more practice." The Navy's face was completely unreadable, with a look that would scare off a string of people if he went out like this.

  "Platoon leader, save me! I'm done for!" He said as he was about to rush inside.

  Fortunately, a sailor reacted quickly and grabbed the man's collar, "Hurry up and go to another toilet, there is someone inside!"

  "Commander, it doesn't matter if someone is missing, we're all brothers, no one will mind!"

  "There's a woman inside, are you still going in? You'll ruin someone's reputation, will you marry her?" The naval officer was also angry. Being treated like this while serving as the head of the toilet outside, he felt stifled too. And now there's an insolent soldier, isn't that making things even more unpleasant for him?

  The little soldier's face turned red as he said, "Commander, you don't have to let me in, just don't drag a woman into this. Let me go quickly and I'll rush to another toilet!" The little soldier was really desperate today, daring to say so much in front of the naval officer, when normally he would be too afraid to speak up.

  The navy also didn't hold back, directly let go, and continued standing by the toilet as a gatekeeper and director.

  The army inside didn't dare to make a sound, listening to the voices outside, feeling amused in their hearts. They didn't expect that Hei Mian Shen was actually quite reliable, standing guard as her own door god outside. Thinking about it, he wasn't so bad after all. But then she thought, if she wanted to go to the bathroom in the future, would she still have to do it like this? No way, she couldn't stay here, and had to think of a way to sneak out.

  Digression

  The osmanthus fragrance is wafting!

  picked some and put them at home

  The house smells nice.

  I hope Jun's mood won't be so volatile today.