The Unlucky Me, Demon Realm's Seductive Princess 001

  Human world

  On a summer day, at noon, the sun was shining brightly. A handsome boy and an ordinary-looking girl were walking home quickly. The boy kept shouting "hot" with his mouth open like a small dog panting for breath. The girl ignored him and quickened her pace.

  "Wow, sis, it's so hot. I'm wondering if we'll be roasted to a crisp and turn into cookies before we even get home." The boy who spoke was extremely handsome, the kind of guy you can't help but remember, and he was my brother, Lan Ye. At this moment, he was complaining nonstop like an old pig.

  "Shut up, or you'll be toasted like a crab if you don't hurry up and leave." I couldn't help but turn my head back to glare at him. My name is Lan Yu, and compared to Xiao Ye's handsome face, my ordinary face seemed unremarkable.

  I bet, when we walk together, no one will associate us with the word "siblings", but instead say, hey, look at that, she must be his maid, because he's the kind of gold that can be dug out even if buried under a pile of sand, and I'm just the grain of sand next to him. And it's not possible for me to become a pearl.

  I've always been suspicious, whether we are biological siblings or not. He's not only handsome but also super smart, unlike me who is ordinary in every way. If my eyes were just a bit bigger, I wouldn't be called ugly. Otherwise, I'd be too ashamed to show my face~~

  There's a saying that goes like this, this guy is really unlucky, even farting can step on his own foot. Now, I'm honored to have become the silver lining of realizing this truth.

  Because I was so focused on turning around and yelling at Xiao Ye, I forgot that we were in the middle of the road. In a split second, I accidentally kicked an old lady's cart with my foot. What followed was my extremely loud, ear-piercing scream: "AHHHHHHH!!" As for why I let out such a high-pitched sound, it was because I unfortunately stepped on the cart and fell onto it, landing in a very unflattering position with my four limbs splayed out in all directions. It seemed like heaven was playing a joke on me today, and that cart just happened to be carrying me, with my mouth agape wide enough to fit a basketball, my two feet dangling in the air, as I slid along, sliding and sliding, until I came to an abrupt stop in the middle of the road. Luckily, this area was relatively secluded, and there weren't many cars around; otherwise, my life would have been in danger, and I might have ended up dying under that beautiful sun.

  I glared at the culprit, almost choking with rage.

  I was going to scold her, but that glance made me think she's an old granny, turned out to be a 13 or 14-year-old girl. I immediately had tears streaming down my face, comparable to Li Bai's "Flying Down the Three Thousand Feet". Nowadays, the country has developed and people are aging prematurely, right?

  Xiao Ye and the little girl stared their eyes to the limit, almost popping out their eyeballs. Looking at this sudden change, they both forgot who their mothers were for a moment.

  At this time, an old man riding a bicycle passed by and said something that almost made my nose crooked, "Alas! What kind of world is this, actually running onto the highway to seduce men?" He looked at me with disdain after he finished speaking.

  A black crow flew over my head and dropped a drop of its exclusive dung on me as it passed by.

  "Relying on you, your daughter has just arrived on the main road to seduce men," I exercised my exclusive skills as a woman, scolding and cursing, but lying in this broken rickshaw, my energy was dwindling. Although it's said that scolding old people is not good, however, when one can no longer tolerate something, there's no need to continue tolerating it.

  I'm wailing in my heart, what kind of life is this? I'm more wronged than Dou E's grandmother. My face has been lost to the Pacific Ocean, I really want to be struck by lightning and end it all.

  "You two must have had your conscience sucked out by ghosts! I'm about to die, and you're still standing there, has your soul been hooked or what?" I lay in the cart, unable to move, so I could only use my mighty Lion's Roar skills to let out a loud, confused bellow at them, leaving them dazed and disoriented.

  Those two guys heard this sound and immediately ran over with a thud.

  After I was finally rescued from inside, I started to take out the Tang Seng spirit and recite scriptures to that little girl. "I said, miss, next time when you cross the road, pay attention, if something happens, how will you be responsible? Today you are lucky to meet me who is so easy-going, otherwise you would have gone to Java to report by now." I had to take the initiative to be strong, taking advantage of the little girl's reaction before she could blame me.

  I finished speaking, gave Xiao Ye a wink, and took off running with a "whooshing" sound. Ah, it's clear that our usual physical training has paid off - just look at us two running like rabbits! The little girl was left standing there in a daze, unable to react for half a day. At this speed, one of these days I'll go participate in some kind of Olympic event and definitely take first place. Not last place, haha.

  "Hey, Dad and Mom, we're back!" As soon as we entered the yard, Xiao Ye shouted loudly in his high-pitched voice. Xiao Ye and I ran back at a speed of 100 meters sprint, I threw down my school bag and almost stuck out my tongue to pant like a dog. Damn it, this weather is really hot and unbearable.

  "Xiao Ye, come quick, do you want some iced water?" A middle-aged woman in her late thirties rushed out of the house and gave Xiao Ye a big bear hug. I couldn't help but join in, "Mom, you're being unfair, you didn't even ask about your lovely daughter."

  My mom and Xiao Ye turned their heads at the same time, rolled their eyes at me, and their expressions seemed to say, "Can you be more narcissistic?" Then, in perfect sync, a shadowless kick flew towards me. I immediately dodged it with a wronged expression, "Come on, can't a person even fantasize a bit?"

  I rushed into the living room first. It's an ordinary residential house with just over 100 square meters, and we also moved here two years ago.

  On the sofa sat a man who was also in his late thirties, and this person was my father.

  "Xiao Yu, you're back,"

  "Yeah, Dad, Mom is biased, they both ignore me. Adults should take charge for me," I put down my school bag and ran over to act cute in front of Dad.

  Dad just smiled and said, "How can I be in charge?"

  "Give me some pocket money!" I said. As soon as the words left my mouth, Dad gave me a loud slap on the head. I looked up at him with a mixture of shock and grievance.

  "Ah, I'm dying of thirst," I dashed into the kitchen, leaving behind only a faint echo, at which point Xiao Lie also rushed in quickly, "Older sister, give me some iced water."

  I slammed the refrigerator shut with a bang, "Your hands aren't crippled, go get it yourself, I'm busy and don't have time to take care of you."

  "Detestable older sister. Be careful that you won't be able to get married in the future." Xiao Ye grumbled discontentedly.

  At the dinner table, I and Xiao Ye devoured the delicious food in front of us. After dinner, I sat on the sofa, rubbing my already bulging belly, ready to take a nap.

  Suddenly, I remembered something and rushed out quickly. "Wow, why is it like this? My poor flower, how could you die like this? Miss, I haven't even waited for you to bloom and produce offspring yet." I held the already sun-scorched dead flower in a heartbreaking state.