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Idiot, stupid cunt, dumbass, moron

  You idiot! You useless old man! You snail! You dead ghost!

  "Sister-in-law, you're really something. "Yanzi looked at her in surprise, "If brother wants a younger wife, he can just marry a 20-year-old and bring her back home. Why bother marrying you back and then flirting with young girls? He doesn't even find it troublesome, but I do."

  Qiao Yunxue snorted with laughter, saying that Yanzi was right. She tiptoed to the door, but unfortunately, this house had a particularly good soundproofing effect, and Qiao Yunxue couldn't hear any movement outside.

  "Don't listen to her! She's probably discussing marriage with your brother." Yanzhi waved at her, "Auntie is being annoying, sister-in-law, you'd better avoid her for now and let brother handle it first."

  "But... Rong Qian is already married!" Qiao Yunxue was puzzled. "She can't possibly ask Rong Qian to divorce, can she?"

  "She can." The swallow muttered with her small mouth.

  Is that so?

  Qiao Yun's eyes flashed, and she felt like an ugly daughter-in-law who couldn't face her parents-in-law...

  Swallows blinked her fine, long phoenix eyes, fingers curled around a curl of hair, "Zhao Peirong, do you know? She is the daughter of the head of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, and also the news anchor of the municipal radio station. She has been quietly waiting for me for three years. She doesn't like to smile. I don't like to smile anymore, how can I marry a woman without warmth again..."

  It turns out that's really the case. Qiao Yunxue nodded, her heart moved, and walked over to lean against her, blinking her eyes to probe: "Okay, I now believe you are Rong Qian's sister. So, is the woman outside my mother-in-law?"

  As soon as the words came out, Qiao Yunxue's whole body was covered in goosebumps - such a young mother-in-law!

  "Mother?" Yanzhi seemed startled.

  Qiao Yunxue pressed on: "But, Rong Qian always said that his parents were not around here for the time being. Yanzi, are you deceiving me or is Rong Qian lying?"

  "Ah——” The swallow was taken aback. Her delicate eyebrows were knotted in a faint, clever knot, as if she was struggling to hold back her words. Finally, gritting her teeth, "Brother has never lied to anyone. I... didn't lie to sister-in-law either. Our mom... has been gone all along."

  "You all deceived me." Nodding, Qiao Yunxue glanced at the AV tape, "Hey, can you find a better excuse next time? This one... is too lame."

  "This is a good excuse." Swallow gave her a mysterious glance, "I deliberately let her think that my private life is messy, so she won't always think of marrying me off to those relatives of hers who are civil servants."

  Qiao Yunxue was taken aback: "Isn't being a civil servant very good? Nowadays, all women want to marry a civil servant."

  "You're silly!" Yanzi directly knocked on her head, "It's good to be young. But as a civil servant, promotion is based on seniority, the older you get, the more powerful you become. When I'm 40 or 50 and my beauty has faded, he'll be in his prime. Men with money don't necessarily go bad, but men with power will definitely go bad, and then there will be a string of mistresses, and I'll have to compete with those women for men, which would lower my dignity. So, I want to marry a man like your brother!"

  Staring at Swallow in surprise, Qiao Yunxue sighed: "It turns out that I underestimated you. You're quite clever..."

  "I'm originally very clever!" Swallow said with a flourish of her hand, "By the way, that morning when I made the phone call, there was a woman in my brother's room, I almost got heart disease. But sister-in-law is great, sister-in-law good luck! Support sister-in-law to make my brother infatuated to death. Best if he's so infatuated that he doesn't even have time to care about me, then I'll be free hehe."

  "Swallow..." Qiao Yunxue couldn't help but laugh and cry at the same time. Needless to say, Swallow was that girl from the phone call who said "don't let him dump you".

  "Goodbye, Rong Qian! I'm leaving. You'd better take care of Yanzi too, she's so messy when it comes to relationships."

  Then came the sound of the living room door slamming shut.

  Swallow flew quickly and jumped up, turned off the computer, smiled and stretched: "Sister-in-law rest assured, as long as you take good care of me, I'll be fine, with the elders, there's me."

  After finishing speaking, he pushed open the door and smiled: "Brother, I'm having a heart-to-heart talk with your wife!"

  Rong Qian's gaze fell on Qiao Yunxue, with a depth that was hard to understand.

  Out comes the broken pot.

  I don't know if it's the quality of the pot itself, but he didn't use much force and there wasn't much noise. Anyway, there was a small hole about the size of a black rice grain at the bottom of the pot.

  Qiao Yunxue glared at Rong Qian.

  "I'm sorry..." Rong Qian met her gaze, seemingly a bit at a loss.

  Glancing at his innocent and pitiful expression, Qiao Yunxue gritted her teeth and turned to leave.

  As a result, the three of them went out to eat together. Swallow voluntarily bought a pot and secretly ran to one side to complain to Rong Qian: "Brother, you won't deliberately smash the pot, will you..."

  A single word can dismiss modesty.

  "I know brother doesn't have time to cook, but..." Yanzhi pulled at Rongqian's sleeve and scolded Qiaoyunxue.

  Qiao Yunxue was biting her lip, apparently still in a dilemma. But it's unclear whether she was torn between "part-time job" or breaking the pot. Maybe it was that young woman.

  "Is that woman your mother?" she muttered.

  "She is not."

  "Oh..." She didn't ask further. Her father married such a young and beautiful woman, how could her mother not be heartbroken? She must have remarried, he said both parents might be referring to the side of her mother's second marriage.

  "Does Swallow have any siblings?" She cleverly skirted the issue. Looking at how long their parents had been apart.

  "A younger brother, and he's only sixteen years old." Yanzhi muttered.

  That's at least sixteen years ago. Apparently, things from the previous generation have become stories.

  Qiao Yunxue muttered to herself: "I'd better think about the part-time job."

  The swallow shuddered all over, and timidly rubbed her face. Rong Qian calmly locked in Qiao Yunxue's gaze.

  Her bright and lively eyes. She cares about those three words, it's a good thing.

  Suspended aa's days, indeed full-service. Sweeping the floor washing dishes washing clothes, Qiao Yunxue alone has taken care of everything.

  The swallow anxiously glanced at Rong Qian, tiptoed into the guest room, and absolutely did not let herself be swept away by the storm.

  The calm before the storm...

  It was clear that the calm before this storm would last for a while longer.

  Rong Qian returned to the study at twelve o'clock and found Qiao Yunxue still holding her handbag, writing in her diary. His eyes were sharp, and he caught a glimpse of one line - The most painful thing in the world is that my wife has become a part-time worker.

  Rong Qian's long eyelashes fluttered, and her gaze settled on her calm face.

  Actually, when she got angry, she didn't cry or throw a tantrum, but instead sulked.

  Seeing him return to the room, Qiao Yunxue immediately closed her precious handbag and put it aside. She jumped off the bed, with a stern face: "Mr. Rong, your hourly worker is here to serve you!"

  "Wife..." Rong Qian stretched out his long arm, wanting to stop her.

  Qiao Yunxue had already sidled past him: "Not a wife, but a Huanglianpo. A Huanglianpo would serve her husband in all aspects, with everything revolving around the husband, no self, no work, no social circle, waiting at home to present the painstakingly packaged husband to other women for appreciation..."

  Rong Qian listened quietly, his eyes flashing with surprise, but he quickly followed her: "I'll do it myself."

  "Isn't it time for a break, AA?" Qiao Yunxue smiled ambiguously and looked up, ignoring his bursting good looks. "Huang Lianpo must work hard to fulfill the function of an hourly worker. Mr. Rong, please wait."

  "Yunxue..." Rong Qian seemed somewhat unaccustomed to her cold tone.

  She blinked her eyes and smiled cutely: "It's okay, Mr. Rong, don't mind it. Anyway, it's just ten days, it will pass quickly. I'll remember these good days."

  The calculating girl... Rong Qian's thin lips trembled slightly: "It turns out that Yunxue has a good memory."

  She glared at him and turned her face away. She carefully made the bed. She even went to his private bathroom to get a towel and wiped his face for him.

  He had the habit of sleeping in his underwear, and she quietly helped him take off his pajamas. Her fingertips occasionally touched his sturdy body, her face reddening slightly, but she remained calm and persisted in finishing the task.

  No matter how you look at it, she's a model wife.

  Then she obediently climbed up and still held her small handbag.

  The phone rang.

  He replied: "Pei Rong, contact me during the day if there's anything."

  Zhao Peirong

  Qiao Yunxue stared, her eyes rolling rapidly. However, her phone also rang at this moment.

  "Hello?" Looking at the phone number, she glanced at Rong Qian and broke into a gentle smile. "Reporting to my husband, my ex-boyfriend is calling, can I answer it?"

  "Of course." Rong Qian's voice was devoid of warmth, but his long arm stretched out and quickly grabbed her phone. "I'll get it for my wife."

  Qiao Yunxue corrected seriously: "Mr. Rong, it's Huang Lianpo."

  Rong Qian had already spoken on the phone: "Mr. Luo?"

  "Rong Qian, I'm looking for Yunxue." Madam Yue's voice came over. "Rong Qian, who are you calling Mr. Luo?"

  "I took the wrong phone." Jun's face stiffened, and he awkwardly handed the phone to Qiao Yunxue, who couldn't help but glance at her with a curved eyebrow.

  She is now taking pleasure in teasing him...

  I don't know what the mother and daughter said, Qiao Yunxue hung up the phone with a sly smile. Then she dialed another number: "Shu Yu, didn't you have an unsold Republican-era female nude art piece last time? Can you give it to me?"

  Her eyes flashed, and she stared at the slightly upturned small mouth with a long gaze.

  It's that oil painter again!

  They were too intimate.

  "Uh-huh, I'm going to the China Bank in Oil Painting Village tomorrow, wait for me there, don't be late." Qiao Yunxue hung up her phone and fell asleep immediately.

  The child fell into a pair of long arms.

  She pinched his hand with her fingernails: "Zhong Dian Gong can serve you in everything, except for husband and wife life."

  Things are a bit serious. Rong Qian thought for a moment and whispered in her ear: "Does Yunxue want to break the engagement?"

  "I have always been upright and honest, valuing relationships and trust. I am Qiao Yunxue, a straightforward and down-to-earth person. You can't slander my character!" The little woman was furious, pouncing on him, her small fists pounding his shoulders without mercy. Her eyes blazed with anger as she glared at him, "Rong Bencai! Rong Fuxiang! Rong Wugui!"

  His handsome face twitched. Finally, he raised an eyebrow: "My name is Rong Qian."

  "I just won't call you Rong Qian." She glared at him, her eyes shining brightly. "I want to call you whatever name I please, it's none of your business. Besides, any other name would suit you better than Rong Qian."

  Her face was red with anger, radiating a fierce beauty that was both lovely and alluring, making one's heart itch. The way she looked, it was clear she had made up her mind not to touch him at all, let alone give him a massage.

  He calmly and warmly said, "Dummy, husband, snail, are all Cloud Snow's affectionate terms for me. Thank you for Cloud Snow's kindness. If Cloud Snow doesn't mind, calling me a dead ghost is also okay."

  "Stop flattering yourself, you damned ghost!" Qiao Yunxue rushed over. "Can't you stop putting on airs all the time?" After shouting that, she suddenly closed her eyes tightly. She felt like crying, and in a fit of anger, she had actually called him a damned ghost...

  With this pounce, Rong Qian fell over. It's not clear if he was really knocked down by her or just happened to fall over. Anyway, Rong Qian fell over and pulled her down with him as well.Qiao Yunxue lost her balance, her body heavily pressed against his. The impact made her chest ache, the pain making her grit her teeth.

  He gazed at her, sparks flashing in his dark pupils. His large palm stroked her embarrassed little face: "Yunxue wants it, just a hint is fine, but this way is more passionate..."

  "Rong Qian, I won't," said Qiao Yunxue, her heart aching. "You're not allowed to flirt with me."

  Taking a glance at both of their postures, Rong Qian's eyes flashed: "Are you sure I'm teasing you?"

  As his gaze lingered, Qiao Yunxue's face grew redder and redder, until she finally weakly covered her eyes, planning to slip away quietly.

  "You're teasing me without taking responsibility, you're not a good girl." His warm hands slipped into her thin pajamas, his slender fingertips branding hot kisses on her skin, his low voice extremely sexy, charming her turbulent heart: "Girl, during the day you are my hourly worker, at night I am your hourly worker, use me as you please..."

  "Oh?" She tried to calm down, but her heart was getting more and more anxious, "You used to do this kind of part-time job...?"

  Before her words had even faded away, she was spinning around and around, her body as light as a falling leaf, pinned at the waist by him, pressed tightly against her.

  For the first time, she felt that the man in front of her could also give people a sense of danger.

  His eyes, locked onto hers, were sharp and direct, his hands like steel cables wrapped tightly around her. He gazed at her for a long time. In those dark pupils, there was something she couldn't quite make out. It was the profound and unfathomable gaze of a man.

  She was a little scared, she shrank her neck, but didn't back down, blinking her eyes staring at him.

  His face gradually softened, and he suddenly put her down: "Baby, don't protect yourself in this way. Good night!"

  Baby?

  Qiao Yunxue was stunned. These two words made her heart tremble with fear. She would rather he had called out "Qiao Yunxue" directly.

  His cool lips brushed against her forehead: "Baby, I'm glad Luo Shaofeng is getting married..."

  I'm delighted that Luo Shaofeng is getting married? What does it mean? Qiao Yunxue pondered, and couldn't sleep anymore. But soon, the even sound of breathing came over. He had fallen asleep.

  She sat up quietly, Qiao Yunxue gazed at his calm sleeping face, this man who had just been fierce and overbearing for a moment, now had the corners of his mouth slightly raised, outlining a shallow smile. It was clear that he, who had just been visibly angry, now seemed to have obtained a treasure, with a heart full of satisfaction.

  What's he so happy about? The man who has always been cold-blooded said he was very happy, it's terrifying...

  She is very unhappy now and feels empty.

  It wasn't long before he stretched out his arm and pulled her into his embrace. He murmured vaguely, as if talking in his sleep: "Silly girl..."

  Look at him, he didn't even open his eyes.

  Stupid man!

  She was so depressed that she had married him, and she was not reconciled. She playfully stretched out her hands, pinched his face on both sides, pulled his mouth long, and formed a strange smile.

  "Pffft—— ugly eight!" She finally felt happy and fell asleep. But the strong masculine breath gently brushed against her face, his hand fell on her waist skin, warm and a bit itchy, she still couldn't sleep.

  The next morning, after eating noodles and just about to go to work, Swallow suddenly jumped up: "Su Qinglan is temporarily acting as the senior sales manager of Longji. What's going on? She has never done this before, okay?"

  As expected, the 8 o'clock news is being broadcast. The couple has appeared together again, looking like a golden boy and jade girl.

  "Great!" Swallow smiled, "Sister-in-law, Su Qinglan took office, but she has no competitive power at all. Sister-in-law can sit back and relax, and defeat Longteng Garden. Sister-in-law, I'll go help you when the game starts!"

  Qiao Yunxue pulled at the corner of her mouth: "If you're willing to buy two sets, then go. Otherwise, don't waste my tea."

  Swallow snorted with laughter, her eyes shining brightly. She didn't say it to Qiao Yunxue, but leaned in close to Rong Qian's ear: "Brother, even rabbits don't eat the grass by their burrows, and Sister-in-law is cheating even her own family members."

  Qiao Yunxue pretended not to hear and got up leisurely to go to work.

  "Sister-in-law, I'll see you off." The swallow quickly caught up with her.

  Qiao Yunxue stood up: "Aren't you going to pick up Su Ya..." Her voice had already trailed off.

  The swallow was stunned: "How did sister-in-law even know about Su Ya."

  "Hmm——" Qiao Yunxue's extremely gentle voice came, "Su Ya? I even know Zhao Peirong, maybe there are other elegant women!" The elegant woman in the photo album was unforgettable at first sight. The beautiful woman in his wallet made an even more lasting impression.

  Rong Qian listened intently, her long eyelashes fixed on the door. As if lost in thought.

  Qiao Yunxue started a busy day, seeing the couple setting up across from them. She didn't neglect the tall and melancholic young master of the Luo family, who occasionally glanced over. Every time he glanced over, Su Qinglan would follow suit about 80% of the time.

  What a loving couple! Qiao Yunxue simply pretended not to know the two of them. When Qingqing arrives and tells the truth, she will settle accounts with the couple.

  There are only five days left before leaving the disk.

  At noon, Qiao Yunxue made a phone call and arranged to meet Shu Yu at Oil Painting Street.

  Xiu Yu arrived at China Bank and carefully took out the things in her handbag.

  That was a thick stack of cash.

  "Sister, brother's painting is for you, don't need money." Shu Yu put on a straight face, "Otherwise, brother will get angry."

  Qiao Yunxue burst out laughing, her beautiful eyes narrowing: "I'm here to deposit a fixed amount! I married a poor husband, so I have to save up. His sister has plenty of money, and I've taken a few thousand from her to help the poor. Adding that to last month's leftover salary, I can deposit 10,000 yuan now. This is going to be our baby's education fund after he's born. Don't even think about it."

  "Ah......" Shu Yu was shocked, "Little girl, you actually care about interest? You've only been married for a month and you're already so petty. No way, no way, go get your husband..."

  "What brings you here?" A voice without warmth came from behind.

  Humble?

  She was taken aback, Qiao Yun quickly stuffed the cash back into her handbag, grinning foolishly: "What a coincidence!" This money she had secretly saved, and absolutely couldn't let her husband use. Otherwise, when she wanted a baby in the future, what would she use to raise it?

  "Ah, what a coincidence." Taking a step forward unobtrusively, separating the two people, Yan Qian said calmly, "Mr. Shu, it seems like there's a woman looking for you."

  Ah? Shu Yu indeed turned his head back and found a sexy beauty throwing flirtatious glances at him.

  "Who are you?" Shu Yu stared blankly, "Why are you dressed so little in broad daylight? Hey, don't hug me..."

  "Shu Da painter is really heartless." The other person was about to cry, "Shu Da painter, do you still remember Xia Yu Lian from the banks of Tai Ming Lake?"

  Why does this sound so familiar? As I listened, Qiao Yun's skin crawled and her hands shook, causing her handbag to fall to the ground.

  Rong Qian raised an eyebrow, guessing that Shu Yu wouldn't have time to accompany him for a while, Rong Qian's wife.

  It's a joke, how could he allow men to accompany his humble wife again and again.

  "Xia Yu Lian, I don't know you." Shu Yu struggled.

  "After a farewell, the second place is suspenseful. It's said to be three or four months, but who knows it will be five or six years...". Who knew that woman pulled Shu Yu and cried, "You heartless man!"

  Qiao Yunxue was stunned. She vaguely felt that something was off, but didn't know where the problem lay. The woman cried so sorrowfully that she almost shed tears herself.

  Crouching down, humble and bent at the waist, stretching out slender fingers, clamping together that stack of cash.

  "That's my money." Qiao Yunxue finally came back to her senses and wanted to grab it back.

  "This money is still better for me to use first." Rong Qian said calmly, "I need it more."

  Qiao Yun rushed towards him quickly: "Rong Fuweng, don't you dare use my baby's education fund. Let go!"

  "Oh, the education fund is saved, where's the baby?" He leaned in close to her, his gentle and modest eyes full of innocence, "My little tadpole is eating 'Mama Fulong', can't run out to spend his education fund."

  "I... you... you thief. Return my money." Qiao Yunxue was so anxious that she jumped up and down, her eyes were red, "At worst, I won't use birth control in the future. At worst, I'll work hard to have babies every day..."

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