Volume 1 Chapter 106: A Small Clever Trick

  They gazed intently at the approaching car, and they all clenched their fists tightly. Wasn't that the imported car that Song Tou'er had driven a few days ago?

  As soon as the red car stopped, the little heads guarding the road looked at the long guns and short clubs covering their faces in the car, and were shocked with their mouths wide open, unable to close them.

  "If this car didn't have such a powerful defense, it would probably have been destroyed by these fierce weapons."

  "It's true! The front of the car was completely blocked, how did sister manage to drive it back? It's really good luck that she was able to escape this disaster."

  "Isn't this a gang of thugs? Look, more than ten big men and six cars are dealing with such a weak little girl. This...this is really chilling."

  "It's really too arrogant, boss, what do you think we should do?" The speaker was Wang Han. He and Ma Chao were both Song Shuyu's right-hand men. After Ma Chao left for a distant place, he naturally became particularly valued by Song Shuyu.

  Moreover, compared to Ma Chao's high-level technical skills, Wang Han was a grassroots fighter who relied on his sweat and professional spirit to be noticed by Song Shuyu.

  Song Shuoyou strolled around the car in a leisurely manner, carefully circling it once. Although he couldn't see any damage due to the darkness, judging from the situation outside, he felt his heart burning with suppressed anger.

  If Sang Hong's driving skills were a bit worse, if this car didn't have such awesome defensive capabilities, would he be able to see his beloved tonight?

  He had made up his mind to punish severely, and he said calmly:

  "These guys happened to encounter the police station and our troops' joint year-end crackdown, and in a while, they were taken directly to our place for good criticism and education."

  Estimate the losses of my car, how much manpower and resources were used in this operation, list out various subsidies and compensation items, and write down a reasonable amount of compensation.

  As for the fright my girlfriend received, it seems that only after I accompany her to check and recuperate can we determine how they should be punished.

  For now, let's just follow what I said step by step, don't be too polite, these people are all from B city and have money and background.

  If they obediently pay the administrative penalty and repair fees, and their attitude is good, then just give them a light punishment and release them.

  "Anyone who dares to find someone to exert pressure or play dead dog, let them stay in the troops until they pass the New Year's Day. Every day, use them to practice their hands, and everyone won't be too bored. Moreover, this group of rubbish is locked up here, and the people of B City can also have a peaceful New Year."

  Song Shuyu solemnly handed over to his subordinates and then waved his hand, turning around and leaving.

  Take it to the side of the car and let Wang Xiaoshuai drive the vehicle, which serves as evidence, to the troop's evidence storage. Let the military court handle this matter thoroughly.

  Wang Xiaoshuai laughed so hard that his mouth couldn't be closed, he finally had the chance to touch this car that made him drool.

  For all car enthusiasts, it's normal to feel jealous of such a car and then take action to seize it, just listen to him say:

  "Song Tuan, sister-in-law went to the city to play today, if you had told me earlier I would have sent her there directly and accompanied her for protection, how could such a frightening thing happen?"

  This car looks too flashy, only someone with your aura can drive it and suppress its domineering and arrogant vibe.

  Sister-in-law is quite capable, but can't cover up for having fewer people!

  Another woman, looking frail and weak.

  Those who don't know her well, seeing such a slender girl driving a car that makes people drool, isn't this clearly telling those who see it - come and rob me, I'll cry with just one scare, what a great opportunity for robbery.

  Song Shuyu and Sang Hong were amused by these few words, and immediately Song Shuyu frowned at Wang Xiaoshuai:

  "Don't mess with the buttons inside, if you screw up the evidence on this car body, it won't be easy to convict these people. Drive slowly, damage a bit, and take care of your skin."

  "Right!" Wang Xiaoshuai, this clever guy, he naturally understood the pros and cons of the situation very well, he was not a reckless person.

  "By tomorrow noon, you get this car ready for me, drive it to the parking lot downstairs my building, and have the condition of the car checked carefully. Contact Old Master's driver and coach, wherever the car is not feeling right, go repair according to what they say, and issue detailed invoices."

  "Yes." Wang Xiaoshuai responded repeatedly, took the key and ran over with a whoop.

  Xiang Hong was excitedly sticking her small face to the car window, using binoculars to look at the car not far away that she had scratched off two doors, laughing very mischievously. Suddenly hearing the sound of the car door being opened, she hastily leaned her body to one side, leaning against the back seat with her eyes closed as if resting.

  "Red, are you feeling better now?"

  Song Shuwei opened the rear car door and asked Sang Hong, who was leaning against the back seat pretending to rest.

  "Hmm, nothing's wrong, it's just that my heartbeat is a bit too fast." She replied in a drowsy voice, hiding her excitement and looking weak.

  Song Shuwei immediately sat down and said, "Come on, let me help you rub it and smooth out the air."

  He gently held her shoulders, his large palm pressing against her chest, soothing her with gentle strokes: "Honghong, don't be afraid - it's all over now..."

  His low and mellow voice was like a cello, intoxicating. Xiang Hong snuggled her body into his embrace, basking in the tranquility that followed the thrill.

  In the quiet carriage, the breathing of the two people entwined around each other's nostrils. Xiang Hong herself was just pretending to be weak and seeking sympathy, but at this moment she was really being cared for so gently by him. On one hand, her heart was guilty, on the other hand, her body was too sensitive. He rubbed her like that twice, and her originally quiet heart suddenly became chaotic.

  As expected - if you tell lies, you will be eaten by the big bad wolf.

  She thought of what Song Shuyu usually said to threaten her and couldn't help but feel a pang of distress.

  Xiang Hong felt that if he continued, she would probably be choked by the saliva in her mouth, after all, this massage position was a bit too much.

  She could only secretly grit her teeth, wipe the sweat from her face on his chest, and softly say: "I'm much better, let's go home?"

  "Besides being frightened, has anyone laid hands on you?" Song Shuyu asked seriously.

  "Ugh—those men are so obscene when they speak, just the way they look at me with their eyes makes me feel sick to my stomach, how could I possibly let them lay a hand on me?"

  "I... uh... fine, to be honest, I just took action and kicked a big-mouthed, big-eyed guy."

  Xiang Hong replied with a seemingly obedient tone.

  "Did you just kick him? Why not beat him up some more? You've learned so many self-defense moves, can't you take it?" Song Shuyu stifled a smile, the meaning behind his words was somewhat strange.

  Xiang Hong relaxed immediately, he didn't mean to say she was barbaric, and instead chuckled:

  "I was worried that things would get out of hand and lose face for you, plus the fact that they were a bunch of thugs, we only had four people at the time, while they had over a dozen, it was clear that we wouldn't have an easy time, so I just kicked one of them, vented a bit, otherwise, if we opened up, it would be hard to get out of there."

  "Ah, ah, good, it's not easy, your fiery and unyielding temper, can actually be restrained, worthy of praise." After finishing speaking, he lowered his head and gently kissed her forehead with a soft "muah".

  "Hey, don't praise me like that, I'm worried I'll become arrogant, and... and... that one kick, I reckon it will break one of that guy's ribs, wonder how he is now, if it hurts."

  Xiang Hong confessed to Song Shu Yu with a guilty conscience, after all, this was her first time taking the initiative to hurt someone with obvious malice, and she was worried about the psychological impact on herself.

  Song Shuwei felt that the black line on her forehead had come down, this girl needed to be washed thoroughly, she was going to become a special soldier, with such a soft heart and gentle hands, did she still want to turn enemies into friends?

  He opened his mouth and finally squeezed out one sentence:

  "If this car hadn't been modified so well, if you fell into their hands, would it be as simple as breaking a rib?"

  Just hit him if you have to. From now on, if anyone dares to mess with you, beat them to death. If they don't die, I'll help you. If anything happens, I'll take responsibility for you.

  You dare to show me a face like a little wife, kick someone and then pretend nothing happened, just you wait and see how I'll deal with you.

  Xiang Hong, who had thought she might be blamed, was taken aback and her mind went blank.

  Didn't he tell her that the kung fu on his body is not for dealing with ordinary people?

  How come you changed your mind again so quickly?

  However, her mind simply turned a few times, digesting the care and indulgence in Song Shuyu's words. Shan Hong's eyes were somewhat sore, this man, how could he say such domineering and ruthless words with concern?

  But it's undeniable that this is the most touching love words she has ever heard so far.

  "You're really good to me." Xiang Hong sniffled and her voice was a bit choked.

  "You're my wife, if I don't treat you well who will? However, didn't you feel that what we did tonight was a bit inappropriate?"

  Song Shuyu felt relieved enough and thought it was time to teach her a lesson.

  "What?" Xiang Hong was taken aback, how did this guy change his face so quickly?

  Hasn't he always been praising her behavior?

  The praise he had just covered with his mouth was still hot and steaming.

  Song Shuwei looked at her bewildered expression and couldn't help but ask, "What should you do when you encounter danger?"

  "Think of a way to solve it." Sang Hong replied matter-of-factly.

  "What if you encounter something you can't solve? Like tonight?" Song Shuyu patiently guided.

  Xiang Hong blinked her eyes, she really wanted to say that she could solve it herself, get rid of those people and safely return home, but if so, wouldn't this guy's sense of accomplishment in saving her from the jaws of danger be greatly discounted?

  Her little face smiled like a flower, and she coquettishly pulled his hand, swaying back and forth: "Of course I'm asking for your help."

  Song Shuwei was almost amused by her coquettish appearance, thinking of his purpose, he said stiffly: "Then why didn't you give me your phone number? When you were driving on the road and asking for my help, weren't there many opportunities?"

  "Yes, but I know you had a meeting today and must be very tired. Don't want you to worry about me! Sorry, won't do it again next time."

  Xiang Hong explained very cleverly.

  Song Shuyu was speechless, why did this girl always look down on herself? Didn't she know how important she was?

  Hong, you are my wife, and we will spend the rest of our lives together until our hair turns white. You can order me around, it's perfectly reasonable!

  Worry about me being tired? Don't make excuses for me!

  "A robust and healthy man like me gets tired from just attending a meeting? What else do you want me to do?"

  Xiang Hong saw him getting more and more agitated, hastily using her small hands to stroke his chest, tenderly saying:

  "I was wrong, I'm guilty. You can deal with me however you want, just stop glaring at me like that."

  Song Shuwei suddenly shut his mouth, how could he say something and set off a fire?

  "Let's go home. From now on, whenever you encounter any trouble and need to ask for help, the first person you think of is me, remember that well."

  He sternly warned her in a low voice, then got off the car and sat down in the front driver's cabin.

  Back in the barracks' little nest, Sang Hong was directly kidnapped by Song Shu Yu to the bathroom, under the guise of checking and worrying that she would crash into something while driving.

  Xiang Hong rolled her eyes in frustration, damn it, she was planning to speed away, did she even have the common sense to wear a seatbelt?

  "I couldn't possibly hurt myself." Xiang Hong pushed away the strong hands that were helping her take off her coat.

  The man's claws continued without hesitation: "Why are you so sure?"

  The shirt was thrown on the ground.

  "I believe in my driving skills, I have the habit of fastening seatbelts, and Grandpa's car is modified to be very safe. So, it's impossible for me to get hurt in the car, got it?"

  "Understood." Her body felt a sudden lightness, and Xiang Hong only felt her small waist being lifted by an iron arm, her pants were stripped off by the man who was speaking, and casually thrown to one side.

  Ah ah ah, this is too much! Xiang Hong was about to resist when a gloomy voice sounded in her ear:

  "From what I know about you, fastening the seatbelt is only possible when you're driving at a speed of over 200 yards per hour. Did you intentionally reduce the speed you reported to me?"

  The man said, looking at the little girl's eyes that were spinning around like a ghostly spirit, taking advantage of her thinking of an excuse, his big hand slid up along her small waist and easily took off her close-fitting woolen sweater.

  Xiang Hong felt a cool sensation on her body, but couldn't think of an excuse to refute it, so she could only counterattack with disdain:

  "I knew it, you always pick on me, making me feel guilty, and then you can do whatever you want with me."

  Song Shuoye smiled brightly, his eyes scorching hot as he scanned her pale and slender body, inch by inch, indeed without finding any bruises or injuries.

  No harm done, can get over it now.

  This little girl standing there with a silly expression seems quite delicious, suitable for pouncing!

  He licked his lips and looked at the cool Sang Hong, saying: "Since you know, I won't be polite to enjoy your punishment. In the future, if you dare to make mistakes, think about such consequences."

  Xiang Hong took a look at Song Shu Yu's wolf-like green eyes and thought of the miserable situation last night, almost wanting to mourn for herself.

  She was dying and struggling to find a place to move his sympathy, how could she just sit and wait for death?

  As expected, her efforts were not in vain. She found several crimson speckled purple marks near her chest, and her eyes lit up as she pitifully waved at Song Shuyu, who was taking off his shirt, pointing to the marks with her small hand:

  "Husband - spare my life - it seems like I still have some old injuries here."

  Song Shuwei was taken aback, and his movement of taking off his top slowed down. He freed up a hand to hang the clothes around his neck, lowered his head, narrowed his eyes, and stared at where she was pointing.

  After a while, he raised his head and exchanged a strange gaze with her. He grasped the collar of his shirt with both hands and gently pulled it down, removing the light gray hoodie from his head.

  He casually threw his clothes onto the washing machine lid next to him, put both hands on the belt buckle and snapped it open with a click.

  Xiang Hong weakly raised her hand and pressed his hand: "How can you have no sympathy at all? I'm hurt here."

  "I'll help you apply the medicine later, go soak in the bathtub first." Song Shuyu continued with his actions, expressionless.

  "What's with this look of yours that seems to have a hint of conspiracy?" San Hong blinked her eyes, thinking to herself.

  "You also know that there's a conspiracy in the air? Wait and see, my husband will crush someone's little scheme for you later." Song Shuyu said with a sly smile.

  "Someone's little scheme? Who is it?" Sang Hong looked at Song Shuyu in horror as he walked step by step towards her.

  Song Shuwei arrived by her side, wrapped his arm around her slender waist, and carried her into the bathtub. He let her lean against his thigh as she lay down, his eyes deep and dark as he asked, "Is the wound I just saw here?"

  His fingers touched a purplish bruise and gently rubbed it.

  Xiang Hong thought of her own plan and immediately started humming and making "ah" sounds: "Be gentle, it hurts so much."

  Song Shu Yu looked at her pitiful appearance with a pained expression and a small mouth, so cute that it made his teeth itch.

  "Want me to help you rub it with my lips? This injured part seems quite fragile, and my hand strength is a bit too much."

  His voice was somewhat muffled and low, a certain wolf felt like its own saliva was about to choke itself.

  "Ugh, forget it. I'll just take a quick shower and go to bed." San Hong looked up at him with a gaze that seemed to say she had already escaped in her heart.

  "Fighting is fighting, bathing is bathing, let's just be reckless! Since you said that, let's have a wild fight and then take a bath."

  Song Shuwei raised his hand and wrapped it around her waist, firmly holding her in his arms.

  Xiang Hong couldn't help but laugh and cry at the same time when she heard him interpret her words in such a way.

  Song Shuwei took advantage of her contemptuous smile and lightly fixed her upper limb, the wolf kiss had already been printed on.

  "Ah——" Song Shu Yu's lips covered the old kiss mark, his tongue swirling and licking it in a strange way, but only three to five times, Sang Hong's body had already softened.

  Song Shuwei raised his head: "It seems that this lip massage feels better than hand, you've all forgotten to call it pain."

  As soon as he finished speaking, Shang Hong immediately pushed him away and said seriously: "Not all pain will shout, this posture is too ambiguous, I'm worried that shouting stop will make you misunderstand."

  Song Shuoye chuckled and pounced on her, splashing water and pressing his body against hers: "How could I have misunderstood?"

  You're using last night's kiss mark to seduce me, aren't you reminding me to make the strawberry look more beautiful?

  "You're so wicked, maybe you've already enjoyed the thrill of it and are just looking for an excuse to provoke me into bullying you."

  "Ahhhhh——a typical wolf and lamb new version ah!" Xiang Hong was counter-attacked by him, instantly shouting grievances.

  "Do you remember what I said? You seem to have a good memory, so tell me yourself, which sentence of my previous warning matches your current behavior?"

  If you answer one question correctly, we'll do it once tonight. If you answer two questions correctly, we'll do it twice tonight. Hmm, the more answers the better!

  "I'm being very open-minded, I hope you won't be so stupid and keep guessing wrong on purpose, making me busy with you until tomorrow morning. Tsk tsk, you probably won't even have the energy to call out."

  Xiang Hong was shocked by his shameless and overbearing question. She regained her composure and said indignantly, "Not fair."

  "How fair is that? You just need to think about it simply and you can answer it." Song Shuyu smiled very proudly.

  Xiang Hong said with a scowl, "Does this guy take me for a fool?"

  He didn't even blink, and a good counterattack idea had already come out.

  She sneered, "I'll give you a question now. If you can answer it correctly, not only will we fight once or twice tonight, but you can do whatever you want to me. Even if I resist a little, you can punish me for the next few days, making me stay at home without clothes. You can do whatever you want..."

  Song Shuwei stared at Sang Hong in shock, wondering if he had just hallucinated.

  He came to his senses and realized that auditory hallucinations hadn't occurred, but depraved and lascivious illusions had already begun to reflect in front of him like a movie - Ahhh, anytime, anywhere - Ahhh, he was about to get a nosebleed, the subsequent scenes were clearly not suitable for minors.

  "Hey, want to give it a try?" Xiang Hong looked at his silly appearance and couldn't believe he was that calm and iron-fisted man.

  It was really beyond her expectations to hear her say such a thing, which proved that she was telling the truth. The soft tofu in her hand was forgotten: "Really?"

  Xiang Hong nodded.

  "On the premise that if I really can't answer your question correctly, what I just said still counts."

  Song Shuyu was tempted by her boldness and the unbelievable conditions she spoke of, and he couldn't help but rub his fists together in excitement to give it a try. Even if he lost, it wouldn't matter to him anyway. He was very curious what kind of question would make her so confident.

  "Alright, listen up, I'm only saying this once."

  Xiang Hong reminded him.

  Song Shuyu sat up straight and proper, with an expression of rapt attention.

  Little White Rabbit sister wants to go to the forest to pick mushrooms, after walking for a while, she encountered a fork in the road and got lost. Then a little black rabbit came face to face with her, and she asked him the way - 'Little Black Rabbit brother, which road should I take to find the tender and big mushroom forest in the woods?'

  Little Black Rabbit looked at Little White Rabbit and thought she was lovely, so he said: 'Just be simple, let brother have fun, I'll tell you.'

  Little White Rabbit wanted to eat mushrooms, and Little Black Rabbit looked quite handsome. Although being threatened with conditions wasn't very pleasant, there was no other way out, so she gave in to Little Black Rabbit.

  Then, Little Black Rabbit pointed out the right direction for her, and Little White Rabbit happily set off.

  However, after walking for a while, another fork in the road appeared ahead, and she didn't know which way to go again. As she hesitated, she saw a little grey rabbit hopping around eating grass nearby, so she went over to ask it for directions.

  Little Grey Rabbit looked at Little White Rabbit's sparkling eyes and had a wicked thought, saying: "Easy, let brother have some fun, I'll tell you."

  Little White Rabbit thought that since they were almost there, it would be a pity if they didn't make it, so he followed Little Grey Rabbit again.

  Then Little Grey Rabbit showed her the right direction, and Little White Rabbit walked forward along the road. She finally arrived at the Mushroom Forest and ate the big mushroom she had been longing for.

  As soon as Shang Hong's words fell, Song Shuyu said disdainfully: "What a nonsense story, this little white rabbit is really degenerate, fortunately she is just a little white rabbit in the story."

  Xiang Hong glanced at him and smiled: "My question is - this white rabbit gave birth to a little rabbit in the mushroom forest several months later, please ask what color is her little rabbit?"