Chapter 120

  Although Jiang Chuan was so frustrated with the game, he said that he would give up on him, but in reality, after picking up his mouse again, Great God Jiang Chuan still dominated the bottom lane 1v3, still steadily maintaining the advantage of the bottom lane. His calm and collected appearance as he harvested heads attracted the admiration of a certain teammate.

  For the sake of sister: Bottom road ADC big brother, which professional player are you disguising as a horse jacket to sneak out?

  【js：。】

  Seeing Jiang Chuan being so cold, that chatterbox obviously didn't give up, unable to hook up with Jiang Chuan, turned around and hooked up with Jin Ran instead.

  For the sake of sister going to King: Is the assistant a sister? Your reaction ability and hand speed can also lie on Master, it's shocking... Are we playing different games?

  Jian Ran glanced at Jiang Chuan beside him, the latter was in a state of "whatever you say, I'll just stay calm and unmoved" after sending the opposing team's support and ADC back home. He stood there silently taking objectives - according to Jian Ran's observation, Jiang Chuan rarely spoke while gaming, initially leading Jian Ran to think he was just a pure high-cold (aloof) person. However, during their cold war period not long ago, when Jian Ran chatted with him incognito, he discovered that the real reason Jiang Chuan didn't like speaking in games was because his pinyin skills were not very solid, typing slowly and laboriously, often resulting in typos - Jiang Chuan was the type who would rather not do something if he couldn't do it well, thus creating his exceptionally silent high-cold god image.

  Jiang Chuan didn't speak, but that didn't mean Jian Ran would follow suit in silence. Under the barrage of rapid-fire questioning from across the way, Jian Ran found a spare moment to type out a line -

  Yuan Jinyan is my male god: Master, of course, is a substitute, after all, it's not good to double row if you don't hit this level, and you're wrong, ADC is the sister, I'm the one carrying. I am the legendary soft-rice-eating man version of the high-scoring woman, mua mua da.

  For the sake of sister going to the king: ………… Your ideological awareness is so high that I have to give you a big thumbs up.

  Yuan Jinyan is my male god: My wife is awesome, I'm proud.

  For the sake of his sister: ... Are you a brain-dead fan of Yuan Zhenyan?

  Yuan Jinyan is my male god: I am Yuan Jinyan, hehehehe!

  On the screen, two other teammates from his team appeared with "......".

  Jin Yan smiled slightly, thinking that talking to this guy was somewhat interesting - compared to those who cursed and swore as soon as they opened their mouths, this person's words were a bit excessive but didn't contain much sarcasm, and his nonsense was actually quite entertaining. So Jin Yan continued playing games while chatting with him aimlessly, and because he was focused on the conversation, he actually died less often... When Jiang Chuan finished destroying the enemy's second tower, he turned around to see that their own support hero was still standing next to the destroyed tower in a daze, with the sound of rapid typing coming from beside him. Jiang Chuan raised an eyebrow and hit enter to look at the chat log, staring at the series of shameless conversations that had occurred while he was focused on the game, his eyes fixed on the blue line "My wife is awesome, I'm proud". He fell silent for a moment before opening his thin lips to say expressionlessly: "I think you're really shameless."

  "I'm praising you." Jing Ran hummed a little tune, "Aren't you happy yet?"

  Jiang Chuan was too lazy to talk to him, raised his hand and rubbed the fluffy head of the person next to him: "When playing games, just play seriously, where did you get so much nonsense?"

  "Playing games is supposed to be fun." Jian Ran said, "If you can't carry me, I'll try harder. In fact, it's proven that even when I'm not trying, you can still carry me, so how am I supposed to have fun?"

  These words were spoken with great confidence and authority, and Jiang Chuan didn't feel unhappy after hearing them: after all, Zhen Ran's words had flattered him to the skies.

  So, temporarily ignoring the fact that he said he was his sister, Jiang Chuan thought for a moment and glanced at the chat record, asking: "Are you still daring to say that you are Yuan Jinran? Yuan Jinran is so serious about work attitude, everything must be done to the best, these days because of singing badly, not eating or drinking, losing weight, you are ruining his perfect external image——"

  "Now melon seed face is popular." Jian Ran immediately followed up.

  "That's a young idol, you're no longer young." Jiang Chuan said ruthlessly.

  She snorted and glanced at the man sitting next to her, then said: "The pressure of work is already great, playing games also has to be like going to work, only when you play well will you feel happy, if not, there will be all sorts of sprays. What's the point of playing games like this? The bottom line is just don't harm other serious people and cause a collapse."

  Kang Chuan: "I am what they call 'a serious person'."

  "You're not 'someone else'."

  Jiang Chuan was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing: "From now on, I won't act anymore. You can go tell jokes and you won't starve to death..."

  He followed with a silly smile, completely unaware of the dangerous atmosphere floating in the air, until Jiang Chuan collected his smile and stared at the computer screen with a blank expression. He opened the data interface and took a look at the data of the character called "Yuan Jinran is my male god", who had zero kills, eight deaths, and three assists, and said: "How about we play a game from the next round? Send one head, take off one piece of clothing, get one assist and put it back on, get one direct kill and put two pieces back on. Wearing two pieces of clothing is a bit much, but I personally think this condition is just for show for you."

  "I didn't expect Jiang Chuan to say such shameless words with a straight face, I'm so embarrassed: '...You city people really know how to have fun.'"

  "Are you going to play or not?" Jiang Chuan said, "I've been screwed by you for several months, it's time for you to pay the price."

  "I'm getting serious, it's so hot outside, what if I get heatstroke?"

  Jiang Chuan didn't say a word, and handed the air conditioner remote control to Jin Yan, with an expression that seemed to say "whether it's winter or summer is up to you" - Jin Yan took the remote control, thought for a moment, and then asked very cautiously: "What if you're just trying to trick me into freezing?"

  "As long as my teammate says I'm a bit off tonight, I'll let you go up." Jiang Chuan glanced at him sideways, "Haven't you been thinking about it for a long time?"

  The sentence ends with a slightly rising tone.

  He took a deep breath, feeling the beauty trap attack from Jiang Chuan. He knew he should retreat to save his dignity, but when his gaze accidentally swept across his opponent's serious profile, the words "tonight let you go up" replayed in his mind. Before he could react, his body had already responded with a warning signal. He silently covered his lower body and then said in a fervent tone: "Good."

  Jiang Chuan burst out laughing.

  He swallowed hard and said, "Later on, even if you cry out for me to stop, I won't listen to you."

  Jiang Chuan nodded seriously and said, "Good."

  Fifteen minutes later, this round ended.

  In a tense atmosphere, the two began their second game. This time they were lucky enough to meet again that chatterbox teammate "For Sister to King". However, this time the brother clearly felt that no matter how he teased, the auxiliary who was chatty last time had suddenly become a silent barrel, unable to say a word even after several rounds... Of course, what he didn't know was that the auxiliary wasn't speaking not because he was focused on playing the game, but because he was busy...

  Scold people.

  "——Asshole, you're so shameless, Jiang Chuan! You're always talking nonsense, he's already surpassed me in skills, but you don't care, you just hide behind me. Are you a man or not?!?!!!"

  "I'm just playing normally, where's the ADC protection support saying? And I've told you a hundred times to prioritize killing the enemy support, why are you going to attack their support?"

  "Ahhhhhhh damn it! Why are they always hitting me instead of you!!!"

  "You're noob, he's also noob, you both got carried by others, so just stop complaining about each other."

  “……”

  And take off your clothes.

  "That last time doesn't count, you deliberately slowed down and ruined my chance of getting an assist!!!!"

  "This time I was very clever in face-to-face assistance, I couldn't take on two at once, so I cut to the chase."

  Then for the next half hour or so, the whole hotel was in a very lively state.

  "You actually threw me down and ran away with your head turned!!!"

  "The enemy jungler is coming to gank, we can't win a 3v2 or 2v2 fight, why not just run?"

  "I've given you all my shields!!!!!!!!"

  "Oh, thank you."

  "I haven't even used my displacement skill yet, and you've already abandoned me after one hit! Are you human?!"

  "Take off."

  “……”

  Fifty-five minutes later.

  Jiang Chuan effortlessly destroyed the opponent's base, and as he glanced at the data, he saw the letters "MVP" behind his ID. He then looked at a certain person's impressive stats of 0 kills, 13 deaths, and 8 assists, and calmly smiled: "If I wasn't so soft-hearted, you'd have to strip off your skin just to settle this account..."

  By his side, the young man with black hair that was originally not dressed much in summer was now squatting naked on a chair, picking up the mouse and preparing to smash Jiang Chuan's face. At this moment, he saw a line of words floating out from his teammate on the game hall public screen——

  For the sake of my sister to become a king: Zhen Ran, brain-dead fan, this time you seem to have taken it very seriously, although still very bad, but your spirit is worth praising - I feel that your competitive soul is awakening, in the future, work harder, after all, winning by luck has no future.

  He rolled his eyes in annoyance.

  He heard Jiang Chuan, who was sitting next to him, lower his head and type out a short message on his phone, but before he could see clearly, the back of his head was suddenly grabbed by a large hand. Before he could react, he was dragged sideways by his hair, his eyes widening slightly as he felt his lips being bitten hard. He winced in pain, and at that moment, the other person's tongue easily pried open his teeth.

  The last two people left from the computer desk are unknown.

  All he remembered was that before being pressed down on the bed by Jiang Chuan, he caught a glimpse of the words Jiang Chuan had typed out on the screen earlier ——

  Don't worry, it's already been taken care of.

  ……

  "What's wrong?"

  A low, magnetic voice whispered in his ear as the weight of a grown man pressed down on him. He let out a low, stifled moan as the other's solid, warm skin touched his, and he was forcibly wedged between the man's legs. One large hand supported his waist, while the other rested on his buttocks, seemingly sensing his distraction. The man raised an eyebrow, patted his butt...

  In the quiet hotel room, this "bang" sounded exceptionally loud.

  Suddenly, her face turned red from her face to the root of her neck, and she grabbed Jiang Chuan's hand: "Your paws are so owed!!!!"

  "Not owed," Jiang Chuan said succinctly. "Do something else, you hugged Xi De for so long in the morning, didn't that disinfect you?"

  “……”

  ……

  As the long night unfolds.

  Jian Ran and Jiang Chuan did not know that on the other side of their distant homeland, a famous live game anchor's screen had already been frantically brushed by various rotten fans.

  Don't deceive me!!!! I saw love!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Since ancient times, CP has been born from the bottom road. It's either yuri or BL!!!! Even watching a game live stream in the middle of the night is also dog abuse, without any defense at all!!!

  The ADC just now is a girl, I'm going live to eat keyboard.

  "What the heck! I must know which god created this RC!!!!!"

  Ahhh, what the heck is this "educated" handsome guy flashing me a face, I've imagined all sorts of bad things, this world is doomed.

  And the anchor with the ID "For my sister to become a king" is now smiling and sending a friend request to the golden partner he just met, as he pressed the add button, a line of text floated on the screen -

  Actually, the name of that assistant and my Weibo username "Male God" are really similar to Yuan Jinyan's. Recently, Jinyan has been saying something about playing games with Jiang Chuan on Weibo... we all thought it was Go... then that ADC, JC isn't Jiang Chuan? Then slightly translate it with Baidu, and you'll magically find out "Rains" is actually Reins... - I'm done, I need to calm down.