Yin Yang Rogue

  I and the madman first returned to the Qiankun Daoist Temple, and when we arrived at the gate of the temple, we saw that Lao Shen was already swindling a middle-aged woman with a dark complexion. The woman's round face looked half-believing and half-doubtful, asking this and that, but she refused to take out her money. Lao Shen had no choice but to pretend to be profound and continue to swindle her.

  I couldn't help but laugh at the sight of him, and when I returned, his expression was not quite right, his nose wasn't a nose, his eyes weren't eyes, and he spoke to me in a strange tone: "You still know how to come back?"

  I rubbed my nose, glanced at the woman next to me, thought for a moment and said: "Master, I've taken care of that thing in Xiangpiao Alley. It took a bit longer than expected, his family is quite fierce, so I found someone to help me out, and it's finally been resolved."

  The old man listened to me and could only cough dryly twice, after all, there was a woman present, and he didn't dare to make a scene. I heard that I had solved the Xiangpiao Hutong case, and his eyes were puzzled, guessing that he was also muttering in his heart. However, with this old guy's slickness, he hurriedly nodded at the madman and said: "It's good that it's been resolved. After all, so many people have gone to see it, and there hasn't been any progress, it can be considered a good deed."

  The madman was so clever that he immediately understood the twists and turns inside, and hastily stepped forward to say: "Is this the great master of???? I have admired you for a long time. Fang Xian is my brother, and I had heard about your reputation early on. I heard that even Ye Cao Ju Shi had once sat down with you to discuss Tao, truly a master-level figure!"

  Listening to our turn-by-turn flattery, the fat woman next to us couldn't sit still and stood up saying: "Ah, Master... what do you think about my son's college entrance exam..."

  I knew I had been absent from work for two days and hurriedly said: "Master, take a rest, I can handle this kind of thing."

  He must have been tired of talking nonsense, and didn't want to bother with someone who wouldn't spend money. He nodded and went to brew a pot of tea on the side. He beckoned to the madman. I guess he couldn't help but ask the madman about Xiangpi Hutong. I wasn't worried at all, I've known the madman for eleven years, he's absolutely tight-lipped. He used to be on the road too. His words were measured.

  I sat down directly in the seat where Lao Shen had just been sitting, and this fat woman frowned at me, looking me up and down with distrust written all over her face.

  I smiled faintly and said: "Sister, would you mind writing down your son's birth eight characters for me?"

  A stout woman took out a piece of paper with the name "Guan Zhaoxing" written on it, followed by a lunar calendar birthday. I thought this name was quite unusual and calculated it while thinking, then frowned at her and said: "Sister, your son's recent grades should be declining, his spirit is not concentrated, and he doesn't have much enthusiasm for learning, right?"

  The fat woman looked at me with a puzzled expression and said: "Indeed it is a bit, how did you know?"

  I smiled and said, "Of course I know, your son's fate should have this number. According to his destiny, now he should be in a period of four green Wenqu stars being dim, with the main star being Wen Chang. Originally, fate requires both heavenly and human factors to come together at the same time. Your son has had poor Wen Chang luck for the past two years, and recently it's also been the beginning of peach blossoming, with heaven's fate not returning, and human affairs not being thorough. Your son's high school entrance exam next year is going to be a big problem."

  The fat woman was really anxious this time, and hurriedly said: "Oh my, Master, you are absolutely right. My son has recently gotten a girlfriend, and no matter what the family says, it's not okay. I'm worried to death. With the college entrance exam next year, I really have no bottom line."

  I continued: "If it's said that this peach blossom is a positive peach blossom, then your son can definitely use the luck of the positive peach blossom to get his life back on track. Unfortunately, this is a deviated peach blossom, or you could say it's a rotten peach blossom. The two people can't be together for long, and it won't bring any good fortune to your son's future."

  A plump woman grasped me anxiously and said: "Little master, what are you going to do? My son's matter..."

  I said calmly, "Don't worry, I'll write a charm for you in a moment. Please go back. This charm is mainly to calm your mind and desires. Once your mind calms down, you will naturally know what to do, and it will help your son. However, the college entrance exam still depends on whether your son wants to work hard or not."

  Sister, let me say one more thing. Don't interfere too much with the child's thoughts, especially when it comes to deciding their future. If you always intervene in his thoughts, he will definitely feel self-abandonment and think that even if he studies well, he can't go to the school he wants or study what he wants, which is not good for his future.

  The plump woman listened to me and was thoroughly convinced, nodding repeatedly: "Master, you're too amazing, you've figured it all out. I indeed interfered with my child's life too much. I wanted him to study medicine, but he insisted on studying music. What's the point of jumping around every day? It's not stable... Ah, but at least it's better than not getting into any school."

  I don't want to hear her nagging, walked to the desk, wrote a clear heart and evil charm, folded into a triangle, and put it in a small red cloth bag, handed it to her and said: "This charm is worth 900 yuan, don't get it wet, usually don't wear it, remember to put it in a high place, never step over the charm."

  The fat woman nodded repeatedly, took out 900 yuan and handed it to me. She walked away with a smile, holding the talisman. As soon as she left, I came back to my senses and found that Lao Shen's eyes were straight and staring at me, as if he didn't recognize me.

  I coughed twice and said: "Master, what's wrong?"

  Old Master was delighted: "Haha, Fang Xian, I didn't expect you to pluck the feathers of this iron rooster! It seems I've picked up a treasure. Alright, starting next month, every time something like this happens, I'll give you a 5% commission! You can stay in my dojo with peace of mind, how about it?"

  I rubbed my nose and reluctantly agreed. In other words, just now I got 900 yuan, and I can take 45 yuan myself? Not bad, huh.

  The madman laughed and said: "Wow, it's done, congratulations, brother."

  The old man just stared at me and "acted" out, it was only then that he remembered to ask me about the Xiangpi Hutong incident. I briefly told him what happened, saying that I also stumbled upon it by chance. Seeing something on the beam of the Lin family's house, I thought it wasn't anything good, so I took it away. After finishing speaking, I asked the madman to hand over the object to the old man.

  The old man took a glance and saw that it was made of stone, probably worthless, so he threw it back to the madman.

  The smiling face of the madman said: "This young man is really good at talking, Ye Cao Ju Shi is a well-known master in the circle, how can he sit and talk with me?"

  The madman and I listened, both of us almost spitting out two mouthfuls of blood... Who would have thought that this wild grass hermit had actually become a celebrity?

  The madman started talking nonsense, but speaking of this wild grass gentleman, we do have some connection with him. At that time, I and the madman were still in college, a female classmate Li Li's family had some problems, this Li Li was absolutely a rich beauty, her parents were businesspeople, conditions were extremely good. When we arrived at her home, this wild grass gentleman had already been invited by Li Li's mother, and it was for the price of 300,000 yuan.

  At the time of meeting, he had a large square compass in his left hand and an IPAD2 in his right hand. He wore a golden Taoist robe with eight trigrams embroidered on it, and a pair of American Camel brand leather shoes with Western-style pants. With one step, three shakes, that's just an NB. As a result, the fact proved that this guy was a troublemaker who didn't learn or know any skills, shamelessly cheated money, and almost turned into a resentful spirit after being provoked by him, a poor girl who could have been persuaded to leave.

  In the end, we barely escaped with our lives and resolved the matter. However, that Wild Grass Gentleman has gone missing. When I saw him again in Beijing, swindling people as usual, after I exposed him, he actually cried and wanted to make me his master...

  I really didn't expect it, even this guy can make a mess like this. Ah... Blue Road is prosperous indeed.

  "By the way, Fang Xian, that little rabbit from your house has called several times saying he wants to find you. What kind of trouble has he gotten into again?" The old man twirled his goatee and glanced at me.

  I suddenly remembered that I still had this, and hurriedly told the old godfather about it. The old godfather's face changed when he heard it, but quickly calmed down and thought for a moment before saying: "Alright, you go first, then recommend me at school. If this works out, I'll give you a commission!"

  The madman next to me was laughing and I was speechless, it turned out that this old cheat wanted me to be his accomplice again.

  Anyway, I can handle this matter, let him be if he wants to. It's probably not a big deal. Just some wandering ghosts and wild devils, it's fine once they're gone. Thinking of this, I nodded my head, Old God sneaked a peek with his cunning eyes, and said with relish: "Ah, Fang Xian is such a sensible kid, I like you being so understanding!"

  I helplessly said to him: "Then I'll go first, don't know how many days it will take to come back."

  The old man frowned and said: "Wait! You don't have a cell phone either. Take this one first, or you won't be able to find me if something happens."

  He handed me a mobile phone, and when I looked at it, this phone was quite ancient. An orange-screened Nokia small tablet. But making and receiving calls, sending text messages is enough. It's been many years since I last used a phone, and suddenly holding one in my hand felt quite unfamiliar.

  The phone number of the Taoist temple is stored in the mobile phone. This old man is afraid of accidents, and he also stored Jiang Bao's mobile phone number.

  "Fang Xian, this little brat at home, you'd better educate him more often. He's like a white-eyed wolf who can't be raised properly. If he were as sensible as you are even half the time, I'd be overjoyed!" Old Master muttered to himself.

  "Eh yo, Master Qiankun, your little ginger is such a clever kid, so agile in handling things." The madman chuckled and flattered.

  The old man was also quite pleased, scolding Jiang Paozi with his mouth, but smiling on his face.

  I made a couple of excuses and took the madman out of the dojo, planning to go see the fat man. On the way, while waiting for the bus, I happened to see a stall selling bags next to me. The madman dragged me in and said: "Don't always carry that yellow cloth bag around like a lunatic, buy a proper one to carry on your back. After all, this isn't some mountain village. You look like you're cosplaying or something, even a ghost would be scared of you."

  I think the madman made sense, so I bought a crazy cowhide men's bag for myself. After changing into this bag, it really looks like something. It seems to be that way.

  After buying the bag, we rushed to Pangzi's school. Originally thought it was a small matter, but unexpectedly this little earthenware pot triggered a catastrophic event that shook the city of Beijing!