Yin Yang Rogue

  Next to the jade qilin, there was an incense burner for the gods. The fragrance I smelled when I first entered the house came from there. The nine sticks of incense that were inserted earlier still had more than half left, but at the same time the jade qilin shattered, the nine sticks of incense burned out simultaneously at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the incense fire was extinguished directly from top to bottom.

  The auspicious beast has scattered, the incense has burned out, and the evil energy is overwhelming!

  It suddenly became clear in my mind, it has been said before that this vengeful spirit will affect the earth's pulse after it is fully matured, and before that, it will also affect the residence of the person it attaches to. So when it climbed onto Lao Shen's body, the aura of this house had already been affected.

  The old man suddenly stopped, his face looked very calm, the old master was already frightened pale, his whole body trembling. The old man said: "Old master, don't be afraid, wait a minute, I'll go and come back."

  After finishing speaking, he turned around and entered the back hall with that resentful ghost on his back. The old leader was so scared that he couldn't speak, turning his head to look at me, his voice even trembling a little.

  "Hey little master, this...this won't cause any problems, will it? I feel like the moment I mentioned inviting that Jade Token, the temperature in the entire room dropped by several degrees?"

  I shook my head and forced a smile, saying: "Don't worry, sir. The master is here. He'll take care of it."

  Although that's the case, only I understand in my heart that Master Qiankun is an old swindler. In other words, this time, I have to face this ferocious vengeful spirit alone. And in my yellow cloth bag, there are only seven-star lamp, soul-calming stone and talisman, I didn't expect to encounter such a fierce ghost when looking for work, many important things are still in my rental house. Thinking of this, I'm also covered in cold sweat.

  I was thinking in my heart, wondering how to get rid of this evil spirit. The old immortal came out, wearing a golden Daoist robe, holding a duster and a wooden sword in his hands, standing in the hall with a pose. Because the Qiankun Daoist Temple is located at the end of the alley, and the door is a glass sliding door, people outside the glass door stopped to watch.

  After all, such a purely Taoist robe and wooden sword are rarely seen on this street nowadays, so everyone gathered around to see the excitement.

  But I was really uncomfortable because the old god's shape was too ridiculous, whether it was a Taoist priest or a martial artist, either holding a feather duster or a peach wood sword, and both together were Ninja Turtles.

  Master Qiankun did just that, striking a pose and adjusting his wide sleeves, he bowed to the ancestral shrine behind him and began to sing in a high-pitched voice... even I, who was trying to remain calm, couldn't help but almost spit out two mouthfuls of blood...

  Double cultivation!!!!!

  An old Taoist, with a duster in his left hand and a wooden sword in his right, has a purple bag on his back, jumping around to invite the gods...

  The old leader was also bewildered, and for a moment he didn't know what to do. But just at this time, a strange change occurred, and I saw the evil spirit on the back of that old godly stick, with a surge of evil energy, thinking it's not good! No longer caring about his identity, he shouted loudly: "Quickly hide, the fierce ghost is going to strike!"

  Evil spirits won't enter the hall, so when a fierce ghost withdraws its body, it can harm people. What's called "withdrawing the body" means pulling out one's body from the seven orifices. If the person being withdrawn isn't accompanied by their own practicing spirit, they'll suffer lightly with three of the seven orifices being pulled out, and for the rest of their life, half of their body will be disabled. In severe cases, they'll die on the spot! The hospital's diagnosis will be "acute myocardial infarction"!

  I was inspired by desperation, and with one hand I grabbed the Bagua copper mirror that had been prepared earlier, and slapped it towards the Qiankun Master who was jumping wildly. This slap almost killed the old man.

  However, I was so nervous that I slammed it too hard, and the eyes of a group of onlookers outside the door widened in shock, their mouths agape as if they could swallow a duck egg. I reckon they've never seen such a pathetic disciple or such an intense apprentice.

  With this slap, three things shattered with a crash. The first was the Bagua mirror, which shattered into four pieces as soon as it hit. The second was the statue of Lao Jun on the altar, and the third... was the face of Old God Stick!

  The old man was in the midst of a frenzied dance, when I snapped a photo with my camera phone, and he accidentally bumped his head against the statue of Lao Jun behind him. His whole body tilted to one side and he fainted to the ground.

  I'm also speechless. I'm just a poor worker, on my first day of work, before two o'clock, the mirror is broken, the statue is broken, and the boss's face... is also ruined.

  What's more, the fierce ghost just now only managed to pull out half of its body before I was suddenly sucked in. With the Bagua mirror in front and the statue of Lao Jun behind, I've already been sealed inside the old god stick's body. I reckon even if it wants to pull me out now, it won't be able to...

  I don't know if they understood or not, but I was clear in my mind that the matter still needed to be resolved. I composed myself and looked at the old man who was staring blankly, then cleared my throat. The old man raised his head, pointed shakily at the old Taoist priest who had fainted on the ground, and didn't utter a word for a long time.

  I looked at him and said: "Old man, it's like this today. The master can only use his face to get through, so I'll have to talk to you instead."

  I originally wanted to say "exerting too much force", but then I thought of Lao Da's ugly face and it became "using face excessively". However, at this moment, the old man still hasn't come back to his senses and probably didn't hear clearly what I said. Hearing that I want to have a talk with him, his expression became even more puzzled.

  I also know he thinks I'm a primary school student and doesn't trust me. But things have come to this point, I don't have time to care about him either, continued saying

  "There is a fake mountain and water landscape in the northeast direction of your home, this water landscape cannot be retained, it's better to remove it when you go back. Also, old man, you'd better not enter places with loud noises, colors, dogs and horses, because your zodiac sign belongs to snake, although these things can enhance your original luck, they will bring some bad aura that will damage your destiny."

  "Take away the Jiaolong jade token that Qiankun Master just took out, 4,000! Carry it with you!"

  The old man's eyes lit up when he heard me say that, and it was clear that my words had hit the nail on the head. He wanted to ask something else, but I knew there was still another old fool who had fainted beside us that needed attention, so I didn't have the heart to chat with him anymore and directly said

  "Old sir, you have lived to be seventy-nine years old. Your life has been smooth sailing in terms of official career and wealth. Although your destiny is ordinary, you are fortunate to have a peaceful family life. Today, your fate comes to an end, and I will reward you with three thousand blessings!"

  The old man listened to me, looked at my eyes and changed his expression, no longer confused, but instead had an expression of looking at a god. He opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something, just in time to hear my sentence "Today's fate is exhausted, I owe you 3,000!" His lips moved, but nothing was said. He took out a bundle of money, pulled out 3,000 yuan, left 7,000 and handed it to me.

  I faintly took the money and put it aside, without even lifting my head. The old man saw that I didn't intend to say anything more, so he shook his head and left. After seeing him off, I went out to pull down the shop door curtain, blocking the view of those who were watching from outside. Just as I finished doing all this, my face fell. I still have to think of a way to save Old Godly Pill.

  That vengeful spirit is still sealed within Lao Da's body. If we can't resolve this, then there's no point in opening the Daoist temple.

  I opened my own yellow cloth package, took out the seven-star lamp, except for the seven-star lamp, it was just the soul-guiding banner and the soul-calming stone. I sighed, if I had known earlier that I would encounter this kind of thing, I would have brought more things out. But who would have thought that normally you can't find a single purple one on the whole street, but today I ran into it?

  No choice, can only rummage through the dojo to see if there's anything good left. This rummaging actually let me find something usable. This thing was thrown into the bottom layer on the right-hand side, clearly not considered a good thing. But my heart is now at ease.

  The handle on top of this thing is a three-pronged fire tip, and below it is a copper bell with five-petaled lotus flowers carved on its body. Both Buddhist and Taoist scriptures have records of using "bells" as ritual instruments. However, the distinction between the two religions lies in this three-pronged fire tip and the five-petaled lotus flower.

  The three-pronged fire tip represents the Three Purities, and the five-petaled lotus flower represents the Five Elements. And the name of this ritual instrument is called "Three Pure Bell"! It's absolutely a good ritual instrument for summoning spirits and driving out demons. However, this purple one hasn't reached the "demon" stage yet, with this thing, it won't be a big deal anymore.

  I took three clear bells, lit the seven-star lamp separately, and it was very convenient in the Taoist temple. The cinnabar talismans were all ready-made. In the five years on the mountain, I have been diligently practicing "Zhengyi Fu Lu". Now, taking it out to draw, it already has a bit of a master's style. The head and tail of the talisman are completed in one breath, and after finishing, I drew a sword with my hand and dotted nine times on the talisman, reciting incantations to open its power.

  I looked at the old god stick lying on the ground and thought, "Boss, I'm sorry." Then I picked up the three clear bell handle with three forks on top, and directly pierced his index finger.

  Muttering incantations in his mouth, he let out a loud shout: "Out!"

  The whole house suddenly had a burst of gloomy wind howling, the Qiankun Taoist temple was at least five or six degrees lower than before. I only felt a wave of dizziness and lightheadedness, and couldn't help but think that after all, it's still a purple one, the evil energy has dissipated, and the killing energy has taken shape. I also didn't dare to be distracted, using red thread to tie up the old god stick's fingertips, squeezing hard.

  A jet of black blood spurted out, and in an instant the entire room was filled with a gloomy atmosphere, almost comparable to a gathering place for evil spirits. I bit my lip, and the pain made me more alert. My feet moved in a circular motion, coordinating with the Seven Star Lamp. The vengeful ghost had been injured by my Eight Trigrams Mirror, and with the counterattack of the Laojun Image, it was already wounded. Seeing that things were not going well, it wanted to rush out. However, the flames of the seven Seven Star Lamps flickered, and whenever that gloomy energy reached in front of any one of them, the flame would start shaking uncontrollably, almost extinguished.

  My nerves were stretched taut like a bowstring, and as I muttered the incantation, I saw that the flame of one of the Seven Star lamps was weakening. I reached out with my hand and flung out a talisman to stabilize the flame. The Three Pure Bells in my hand rang out clear and loud, and finally, the hungry ghost seemed to realize it couldn't break through. With the power of the Three Pure Bells and the Subduing Evil Incantation, it seemed to grow anxious, no longer charging at the Seven Star lamp, but instead turning around and pouncing on me...

  I didn't dare to slack off, and I slapped three talismans on myself in a row. The Three Pure Bells in my right hand were swung in front of me, the rhythm of shaking the bells became more compact, and the incantation also grew louder. The hungry ghost was afraid of my Three Pure Bells, knowing that it couldn't get out, nor could it do anything to me. So it retracted its evil energy, turned around, and pounced on the old god's staff.

  I grasped the Three Pure Bells and shouted in anger: "Do you still want to go back?"