Chapter Thirty-Three: Third Sister

  "No big deal, I know to be careful, absolutely won't mess up——" He replied with his mouth, but had already gone towards the nearby woods. Li Hongqi, the chubby dog, was helpless. Actually, they were also anxious, but unfortunately didn't dare to act rashly. They stared at me as I walked into the woods, but didn't dare follow, could only exchange a glance and sigh, praying in their hearts that I wouldn't accidentally bump into anyone.

  I wasn't really going to pee, I hadn't been depressed to that point yet. As soon as we entered the woods, Huang Daxian led the way in front, and when he turned his head to look back, he couldn't see Fat Dogzi and the others anymore. Only then did he stop and look around cautiously before saying in a low voice, "Alright, it's okay now, you three sisters can show up."

  As soon as the voice fell, I was just rolling my eyes around, and someone patted me on the back. Subconsciously, I turned my head to look back, but saw nothing. When I turned back again, I already saw my two sisters standing in front of me. At that moment, I was startled, my heart racing, and I couldn't help but say: "Sisters, can you please not play this trick anymore? Just appear directly, okay? You almost scared me to death, how old are we now still playing this?"

  My second sister covered her mouth and just smiled lightly, but in the dark of night, I could still see her body shaking slightly, causing the two mounds on her chest to quiver nonstop. They were really big, my eyes secretly scanned over them, and I couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, pretending not to care. This second sister was too seductive, unlike my eldest sister who was always so steady. My eldest sister looked embarrassed when she heard this, glancing behind me: "Third sister, it's you causing trouble again, we're all in front of him, and you sneak up behind him to scare him. Hurry up and apologize."

  It turned out to be Sanmei behind me. I said how I didn't see that fierce woman, but it's not good to argue with her at this time. Hurriedly waved my hand: "Forget it, let's focus on the main issue. Elder sister, have you seen Li Hongjun?"

  "Have you seen it? How did you provoke that person?" It was the second sister who spoke up, but as soon as she mentioned Li Hongjun, her face turned unusually serious: "When we went there, we were discovered by Li Hongjun. Third sister almost got hurt too. The dagger in her hand had a murderous aura, it must have been stained with blood many times, and at least several lives had been taken on it. Third sister almost got stabbed, that's not an ordinary person, obviously has opened the yin-yang eyes, not easy to deal with."

  I said that dagger, just seeing it makes me feel tight in my heart, always feeling uneasy, originally it was a very heavy evil spirit. Generally speaking, only a fierce man who has killed people will have an evil spirit. The heavier the evil spirit, the more people he has killed. However, this kind of yin evil thing is actually able to ward off evil spirits. Often at night, when going out to do things, they would carry a pig-killing knife on their body. On one hand it was for self-defense, and on the other hand, it was to ward off evil spirits. Because a pig-killing knife, once it has killed living creatures, will condense resentment on its surface. The more it kills, the heavier the resentment, and the heavier the resentment, the heavier the evil spirit. Not to mention ordinary ghosts that don't dare get close, even fierce ghosts don't dare approach easily. It's a must-have for self-defense, but I didn't expect Li Hongjun to have one of these things.

  This is not the key point, the key point is that Li Hongjun can see the three sisters, and it's clear that the third sister didn't want Li Hongjun to see them either. If that's the case, then Li Hongjun must have some abilities, and they're probably not superficial ones. But if he has such abilities, how could things end up like this? And why did he insist on cremation within three days? What exactly happened?

  Seeing my puzzled face, the elder sister sighed: "Liu Hai, things are probably not simple. Since Li Hongjun is determined to die, you must make sure to complete his funeral as well as possible. I've seen the corpse spots on Li Hongjun's face, and they're not ordinary corpse spots. They're only left by a zombie with some skill. Li Hongjun is quite capable, not only proficient in magic but also has kung fu skills. Someone like him was bitten, and Li Hongjun appeared nearby, proving that the zombie is not far from us. Once it emerges, there will be great disaster within dozens of miles. As for Li Hongjun being bitten, if he's not cremated within three days, he'll become a zombie. Obviously, Li Hongjun understands this himself, so he gave you three days to handle his funeral. You'd better follow his wishes."

  Zombie? I'm a bit dizzy, could that thing be real? My face twitched, and I thought of the legend about zombies. Because the soil's pH level is extremely unbalanced, it's not suitable for organic growth, so it won't breed ants or bacteria. Even if a corpse is buried for over a hundred years, its muscles and hair won't rot. In fact, the corpse's hair and nails will continue to grow. Feng shui also has this saying. And after a long time, this kind of corpse will gain spiritual intelligence and become a zombie. Zombies are divided into purple zombies, white zombies, green zombies, hairy zombies, and flying zombies. Zombies can become demons, turn into ghouls, and there are also roaming corpses, hidden corpses, and unrotten bones.

  "The Notes of Yeweicao Hall" once described the appearance of a zombie: covered in white hair all over the body, eyes red like cinnabar, fingers like curved hooks, teeth exposed outside the lips like sharp blades... kissing and blowing air, bloody smell filling the nostrils...

  Actually, I heard the second master say that real zombies are different from those in movies. They don't suck human blood or eat human flesh, but instead feed on living spirits, not limited to humans, and cattle, sheep, pigs, etc. can also be used as food. There is a legend that after a long time, zombies become drought demons, and when they appear, the land will dry up for thousands of miles. The most widely spread one was the severe drought in Guizhou Province a few years ago, which was caused by the drought demon. Therefore, it is said that as long as it appears, there will definitely be a great disaster.

  For a moment, I only felt dry mouth and tongue, how everything made me rush up, thinking of the so-called zombie, I was frightened, that thing is not something I can play with, no wonder Li Hongjun wanted to die, being bitten by that thing is basically incurable, the safest way is to burn it, thinking of this, I just nodded vigorously: "Okay, let's do it this way, I won't mess with Li Hongjun's funeral anymore, we have to burn Li Hongjun no matter what, but as for the zombie thing, I'm powerless, you guys still need to go find some capable people to solve it."

  The older sister nodded, and didn't plan on finding me to solve this matter. However, she was still a bit worried, so after a moment of hesitation, she said: "Alright, I'll let the third sister stay behind to help you, just in case something unexpected happens. My second sister and I will go ask for help. You two must not go find that zombie."

  I nodded vigorously, which didn't require her to explain, but thinking of Sanmei, I still forced a smile: "No need for Sanmei to stay behind, I can handle it myself."

  The older sister smiled and just glanced at the third sister: "One more person, one more share of power. Some things you can't face, let the third sister face them. This girl has a bad temper, but she still knows what's important. Alright, I'll take my leave now, and trouble you with these matters."

  Before I could even finish speaking, Big Sister and Second Sister vanished, turning into a wisp of smoke that dissipated into the ground. Only Third Sister remained behind me, her face twisted in a cold smile. As soon as Big Sister and Second Sister left, Third Sister revealed her true nature: "Liu Hai, it's about time we settled old scores. Last time..."

  Thinking of that night, Sanmei's face also turned slightly red, unwilling to mention it again. However, this account must be settled, naturally filled with hatred, gritting her teeth and clenching her fists, a fierce look on her face.

  But I'm not some naive kid, so I just snorted and said, "Cut it out, don't think I'm afraid of you. It was all a misunderstanding from the start, and I've already apologized to you. So what if I punched you once? You haven't made things easy for me either. We're even now. If you keep pestering me, whose fault is that?"

  "Is it you who don't have a face, I——" Sanmei suddenly became agitated, and for a moment her body surged with black mist.

  However, I just turned around and glanced at her, then walked out with a sullen face: "Third sister, let's get the ugly words out of the way. To be honest, I'm not a good person. If you come looking for me again, don't expect me to treat you like that night. As long as you don't bother me, we can just mind our own business and live in peace. Wouldn't that be better for everyone?"

  Third sister was so angry that she almost burst her lungs, how could there be such a shameless person? However, when it came to my words, they still had some reservations. After all, I'm not an ordinary person, and it's obviously not easy to deal with me. At the time, I was just furious and turned into a puff of smoke that disappeared. I just let out a sigh of relief in my heart, hoping that no one would bother me again. But little did I know, Huang Daxian beside me had an eerie look on his face.

  After dawdling for a while, Fat Dog and Li Hongqi had been waiting impatiently and were just about to come looking for me. Seeing me emerge now, they finally let out a sigh of relief: "You little scamp actually knows how to come back! We thought something had happened to you. You've been gone so long just to take a pee, Hongqi and I were both thinking of going to look for you."

  "Xiao Hai, you wouldn't have gotten into another fight with Xiao Di again, would you?" Li Hongqi was young, but already had a mischievous temper and got along well with me, so she spoke without reserve.

  "At first, I didn't understand what was going on, but after a moment's pause, I realized what it meant. My face turned dark and I couldn't help but curse: 'What are you thinking? Nonsense! Get out of here quickly, do you really think you can stay here tonight?'"

  Three people chatted nonsense to boost their own morale, even if we were brave, but it was absolutely not a happy thing to sneak around in the cemetery at midnight, always feeling anxious in our hearts, so let's just chat and laugh, don't think too much.

  As for returning to the village, I slept very soundly that night. The next day, I went to find Li Hongjun. Even though it was the first day of mourning, I still wanted Li Hongjun to end things early. However, thinking about the dead person made me feel strange. Before I knew it, I fell asleep and had a dream where I fought with Sanmei again. As expected, I fulfilled my promise, and Sanmei couldn't muster up any strength, so she fled in disarray after being taken advantage of by me. Later, I dreamed about Yang Xiufeng, but it turned into a romantic dream. However, in the end, it transformed into Sanmei again. I always feel like I've become evil.

  That night, I didn't know that Sanmei had fled from me in disarray, her originally pale face turned bright red. I thought it was just a dream, but what I didn't know was that Sanmei had sneaked into my dreams to find trouble with me. As a result, at first, she didn't beat me up, but then Sanmei wouldn't give up and came again...