Chapter 4 Big Brother Da

  This is my experience of encountering such a thing, and I can no longer believe that this is the only intelligent species in the world that exists solely for humans. When something like this happens, the first person I think of is my grandmother, who still lives in the countryside. If I drive there, it won't take more than an hour to arrive. But how can I possibly tell her that I was slept with by a wooden puppet? My grandmother is a relatively conservative and feudal person, and if she finds out about this, she will scold me to death. Now that Master Wang's phone is unreachable, what should I do?

  If I had known it was going to be like this yesterday, I absolutely wouldn't have brought this wooden puppet back. Now I'm so frustrated that I don't even know whether to cry or not. After thinking about it over and over again, I finally thought of my eldest uncle who has always been taking care of his body by following Grandma Xiao.

  My eldest uncle used to be an art teacher at a vocational school, with good living conditions and no worries. He would teach students every day and was as fat as a pig. Later, he took his students on a field trip to sketch outdoors, but got into some kind of trouble. When he came back, he had lost a lot of weight and looked dark and spiritless. My aunt heard that my grandmother was a skilled healer, so she sent my eldest uncle to her for recuperation. Now, my eldest uncle spends all day by my grandmother's side, doing nothing but killing chickens and ducks, living a life more comfortable than a dog's. His body has quickly regained its plumpness. He now stays with my grandmother every day, and even if he doesn't believe in science, he must have learned some of her usual tricks. Asking him is better than me worrying alone here.

  When I called my big brother, I heard a few "cluck cluck" sounds from beside him, and without thinking, that fat guy was killing someone's chicken again.

  "Jiang Lingyue, (my name) you'll be calling again later, I'm catching chickens now, I'll talk to you when I get back, that cursed thing, I don't believe I won't catch it..."

  A loud and thick voice came from the other end of the phone, followed by the sound of my elder brother wanting to hang up. I suddenly became anxious and shouted into the phone:

  "Fatty, if you dare hang up the phone, I'll fight you to the death! If I encounter something unclean, I'll die!"

  As expected, when I said that I would die if I came into contact with something unclean, my elder brother suddenly burst out laughing and teased me for encountering something unclean despite being a firm believer in science.

  The wooden puppet is just staying in the basement, I don't have time to chat with him.

  "Fatty, I'm telling you for real, it happened just last night, and I'm telling you not to tell Auntie Xiao, or she'll scold me to death..."

  I told my elder cousin about everything that happened, and asked him if he had ever seen anyone similar to me when he was with his grandmother. If so, please tell me how to solve it quickly.

  When I said that, my eldest brother really became interested and walked to a quiet place with me to talk. He said he had seen the delicate grandmother handle such things before. A man who went on a trip some time ago had an evil intention when visiting a temple, kissed a Bodhisattva in the temple, but didn't expect that it was an evil spirit that clung to him and sucked his essence every day, entwining him and wanting to marry him. If it weren't for the delicate grandmother's intervention, that person would have died long ago.

  Now, I think my situation is similar to that person's. A big man pressed on a woman's body in the middle of the night, even grabbing her buttocks, probably thinking of doing something with her to enhance his own spirituality, and I would suffer some harm. If it was mild, I might become pregnant with a ghost fetus and need to find a shaman to abort it. If it were severe, my life would be in danger.

  My eldest brother asked me very formally about my birth date and whether there were any special phenomena when I was born.

  I don't care if my elder cousin can help me or not, but at least it's better than knowing nothing. In a hurry, I told my cousin my birth details: born in 1990, on the winter solstice, which is November 6th, at 11:30 pm. At birth, except for three red moles on my buttocks, there were no other unusual signs.

  Who knew that when I told my big brother about the mole on my butt, a loud slap on the thigh came from the phone, excitedly saying that moles on the buttocks generally have a past life connection. My mole is both a past life debt and a past life connection, it's highly likely that the wooden puppet was carved by me in my past life, and there must be some entanglement between us, so this life he became human to find me. He said with a smile, asking if the puppet is handsome, if it is, then even if I become a human, it would still be considered good fortune. Last time that man who came to find Xiaoniang to drive out evil spirits, the female ghost following him was really beautiful, if I could flirt with her for a while, it would be worth dying for...

  I'm so fed up with this fatty that I've had it! Even if I and the wooden puppet are fated to be together in our past lives, even if the puppet looks handsome, but that woman is willing to spend all day with a piece of wood! I quickly asked Big Brother's wife how she helped that person solve the problem. If we can drive this puppet away, I'll definitely introduce him to a girlfriend!

  Big brother has always been unable to find a girlfriend because of his virginity, and now that he's almost thirty years old, he hasn't even had his first kiss. This temptation is huge for him, and he immediately said to me without hesitation:

  "Little Moon, listen to me, you must be able to drive that wooden thing away. Tonight, don't lock the door of your shop. At midnight, turn off the power and light eighteen candles along the wall corners in the house. First, eliminate the evil spirit's energy, then take a bath with boiling water mixed with realgar wine. Lie on the bed without wearing any clothes... whatever the wooden puppet does to you, don't resist..."

  Before Big Brother could finish, I immediately became dissatisfied and vigilantly watched the door of the basement, quietly getting angry with Big Brother saying "That wooden puppet really wants to have a relationship with me, what should I do?"

  "Don't worry about this, how would I let my cousin's future be ruined by a wooden head? I agree with Su Huai Feng that it's not acceptable. After you take a bath, the wooden thing won't be able to sense your vital energy anymore. Huang Huang Jiu is specifically used to counteract this kind of thing, so don't worry. At most, he'll just touch you a few times, nothing will happen."

  Given Da Ge's unpredictable nature, I really didn't dare to believe him, but at this point, there's no other way out. As his cousin, if he doesn't have confidence in himself, can't just sit back and watch me die, right? And trying it out will give us hope. I don't want my store to be ruined because of a wooden puppet.