My girlfriend is a goddess

  "What do you want to do?"

  Although I had made sufficient mental preparation, this thing suddenly popped up and still shattered my psychological defense line.

  However, after all, I have been trained in this haunted place of Old Building Village, and I have seen many evil things. Although it's hard to avoid being afraid, I'm no longer scared out of my wits at the sight of a ghost.

  I soon calmed down.

  "I...I...bathroom, my..."

  The ghost nailed to death saw me and wasn't very scared, but rather stunned for a moment, saying in a hoarse voice.

  When she spoke, her tongue couldn't be pulled back either, constantly drooling saliva. Of course, that saliva wasn't real. In fact, her entire appearance was illusory.

  "This is my bathroom now! I'm going to take a bath, men and women should not be intimate with each other, you get out of here right now. If you want to play, wait until I finish my bath, then I'll teach you a good lesson."

  I plucked up my courage and waved my hand at that stubborn ghost with great momentum, shouting at her in anger. In fact, I was still trembling with fear inside.

  The ghost's eyes widened in surprise, and a sinister smile suddenly appeared on his face. His blood-red eyes glared fiercely, doubling in size as the eyeballs bulged out like two small light bulbs. The corners of his eyes cracked open, and blood gushed out.

  Although I plucked up my courage, I was still frightened out of my wits.

  At the same time, I suddenly smelled a strong bloody smell. When I lowered my head, I saw that the water in the bathtub had turned blood red, and scarlet was constantly spraying out of the faucet.

  This is beyond my endurance, I jumped three feet high.

  The ghost's sinister laughter grew louder and louder, its blood-red tongue flicking out, which suddenly became thick and long, rolling towards my neck.

  I was suspended in mid-air, with no place to hide, and before I knew it, she had wrapped herself around my neck.

  The ghost's long tongue was retracted and it gave another tug, I quickly felt a blackness in front of my eyes and couldn't breathe.

  I fell heavily into the bathtub, splashing a large amount of blood and water, dyeing the entire bathroom red.

  I desperately pulled on that long tongue, wanting to pull it off, but the more I pulled, the longer the blood-red giant tongue grew. No matter how hard I struggled, I couldn't pull it off. I gradually felt the shadow of death looming over me.

  Suddenly, I caught sight of a person on the wall opposite. The person was desperately using both hands to strangle his own throat, and at the same time jumping around wildly like a madman.

  Suddenly it dawned on me and I understood what was going on in front of me.

  What Xiaoying said is right. Ghosts can't directly cause physical harm to humans, they only affect people's psychology, and it's often the case that people harm themselves. After all, it's just psychological.

  I couldn't help but calm down a bit and stopped pulling on the tongue. Then, the tongue that was tied around my neck loosened a bit.

  I finally caught my breath and saw the Nokia on the towel rack at a glance.

  "Hah hah hah... You're dead for sure, daring to occupy my bathroom!"

  The ghostly figure cackled with glee, shoving a grotesque face right in front of my eyes. Its mouth yawned open, the black lines on its face cracking apart as its lips split all the way to the bottom of its ears, with fine threads of flesh still clinging together between the torn edges, and fresh blood spouting out.

  "It's all just an illusion! Your tricks are over now!"

  I've got the Nokia phone in my hand and slammed it hard into that big mouth.

  In an instant I only felt a hit of air, but Nokia burst out a circle of golden light.

  "Ah!"

  In the distant air, a faint and eerie scream seemed to echo, vague and uncertain.

  Then all the terrifying phenomena before my eyes disappeared.

  The snow-white light in front of me, the clean floor, the warm water, and the misty atmosphere... prove that it was just an illusion a moment ago.

  There is a mirror opposite. In the mirror, there is a madman-like person who is also naked and standing on the bathtub with his teeth clenched.

  The madman in the mirror, of course, was me. The person I saw on the wall earlier, who strangled his own neck with both hands, was also my shadow in the mirror. I couldn't help but blush.

  Thanks also to this mirror, otherwise I'm afraid I would have strangled myself.

  A narrow escape made me realize how important a brave heart is.

  After coming out of the bathroom, Xiaoyan glanced at me and smiled again: "How about it, Su bad bad, how was this bath? Were you served comfortably by a female ghost?"

  She probably saw something from my expression.

  I've decided not to bother with these pesky little girls, and in my mind I'm thinking: "My life is now precarious, and the evil spirits and ghosts I'll encounter from now on will only get more ferocious. Although Grandpa's phone is powerful, it can't always save my life. And what's with Sakura, telling me to practice my courage by nailing a vengeful spirit? I need to learn some real skills, like Sakura's talisman techniques..."

  But I also learned divination when I was young, and had to learn various tedious finger techniques and incantations. Of course, it's also possible to be like Xiaoying, who doesn't need any finger techniques or incantations, and can just whip them out with ease - truly amazing. However, that kind of profound realm should take me at least ten years to study.

  This little girl has a natural talent for divination, while I'm just the opposite. No matter how hard I practiced when I was young, I couldn't do it, and that's proof.

  Then what should I learn for self-defense? This question should also be asked to Xiaoying, she has been following her grandfather since childhood and has the most say in this aspect.

  But this girl now looks at me with great disgust. So I must show her my charm to win her heart, so that she can teach me the things I can learn from her.

  Thinking of this, I grabbed Sakura's hand and asked with a smile: "Sakura..."

  At the same time, he gazed at her with what he thought was his most gentle and deadliest stare.

  Actually I'm quite confident because Luo Hong and Yang Ying have both said that this kind of gaze from me will make their hearts skip a beat.

  I've also had a girlfriend before, and I even had Yang Wei as my ex-girlfriend, so I have some experience. If I can handle these two beauties, then conquering Sakura should be a piece of cake.

  Thinking of this, I am full of confidence. In my heart, I am shouting: Little girl, come to my arms quickly!

  "What's up, big shot?"

  Sakura was taken aback at first, then looked puzzled, sizing me up and down: "Are you thinking of doing something bad again? But looking at your eyes, it seems like you're having a cramp or something. Are you okay?"

  "Cough...cough..."

  I was choked with a mouthful of air and almost fainted. I feel quite frustrated with this little girl who doesn't understand romance.

  However, she didn't let go of my hand. For now, her acceptance of me seems to be limited to holding hands.

  "Sakura, I want to learn some skills to deal with those evil spirits and ghosts, can you teach me?"

  I had no choice but to tell her directly.