My girlfriend is a goddess

  Soon, a faint dark mist emerged from Sakura's body, gradually wrapping her entire person.

  At this time, the shadow of Xiaoying on the black cloth also changed constantly, and gradually became a tall and sturdy figure with a long beard hanging from his chin!

  Then, Sakura surprisingly raised her hand and stroked her chin.

  The majestic figure on the black cloth also stroked his long beard.

  "Knowing there's a ghost in the house, yet still choosing to live in the haunted house!"

  Xiao Ying suddenly raised her voice and shouted this sentence loudly.

  Her voice was no longer her own at this time, but a rough and bold middle-aged man's.

  "May I ask the great spirit, where is the haunted house located?"

  Sakura's voice suddenly changed again, becoming low and sharp.

  "Woof woof woof woof......"

  It has become the voice of a middle-aged man again.

  "Excuse me, great gods, who can help me?"

  "Mount Qingyun, farewell! Haha... I'm off!"

  As soon as the sentence was finished, Sakura's body shook violently again, and she lowered her head. The black fog that had been entwining her also dispersed without a trace. The figure of the man on the black cloth also disappeared.

  Soon, Sakura's body moved a little and lifted her head.

  "The Great Spirit means for us to find a haunted house around here to live in. Maybe there's a clue in the haunted house that can help us deal with the Great Evil Spirit. Also, we need to go find the Daoist priest of Qingyun Mountain, he might be able to help us."

  Xiao Ying raised her head, opened her eyes and said to me. Her eyes were big and bright, but her face was a bit pale, with blue lips.

  "What? Looking for a haunted house to live in?"

  "I was startled: 'But there may be more than one haunted house around here, how are we going to find it?'"

  Sakura said: "The great god said that there is a ghost house nearby, so we just need to find it."

  After finishing speaking, she giggled again and looked at me with a slightly flushed face: "Big bad egg, do you want to kiss me?"

  "What...what? Ah..."

  Before I could even react, Sakura had already pounced on me and wrapped her arms around me, her lips covering my pig mouth.

  I only felt her body was cold and clammy, and her mouth was like a block of ice, so cold that it made me shudder.

  Yin energy! It seems she got too much yin energy on her body when she asked about rice just now.

  But soon, a wave of heat emanated from the Nokia phone in my pocket, spreading throughout my body and dispelling the chill that had settled over Xiao Ying's body.

  If a living person is contaminated with too much yin energy, they will either die or be injured, and at the very least, they will fall seriously ill.

  She was actually borrowing the masculine energy from me to dissolve the yin energy in her body!

  Half a minute later, her body finally returned to normal temperature, and her pretty face regained its original charm. Then she let go of me, I saw that her whole pretty face was red all the way down to her neck, shy beyond measure.

  I couldn't help but giggle and ask her: "Xiao Ying, is this your first kiss?"

  Sakura's face turned red with embarrassment and anger as she said, "Of course not, this is my fourth kiss."

  My heart sank to the bottom of the valley, with an unparalleled sense of loss. This girl seemed so pure and innocent, but it turns out she also had a complicated past.

  Sakura saw my gloomy face and burst out laughing: "Big bad guy, aren't you curious who I've been intimate with these four times?"

  I weakly nodded, thinking to myself that Xiaoyan was really bold, actually telling others about this kind of thing.

  Xiao Ying counted on her fingers, saying seriously: "The first time, I kissed a five-year-old girl next door to my old home; the second time, I kissed a puppy; the third time, I kissed a rabbit; the fourth time, I kissed a pig..."

  "Kissed a pig?"

  I quickly reacted and gritted my teeth as I rushed towards Xiaoying: "Fine, you call me a pig!"

  Sakura dodged and then pinched my ear, twisting it hard: "You big bully, you dared to take advantage of me just now..." Her pretty face flushed red as she ran away.

  I rubbed my red ears and wanted to cry but had no tears: who took advantage of whom just now.

  ……

  The next day we went to find a haunted house nearby.

  To find out about renting a house, of course it's best to go through an intermediary.

  There was a room just downstairs in the hotel, and both inside and outside were plastered with rental information. A tall and white beauty with a mole at the corner of her mouth received us.

  We want to find a haunted house, but it's impossible to say that directly, right? Who would admit it?

  I thought about it, haunted houses are usually hard to rent out, so the rent must be very cheap.

  So I told the beauty mark that we wanted a house with a relatively large area and relatively cheap rent.

  As soon as I said that, the "beauty mole's" eyes lit up and she started chattering non-stop, saying we were just graduated students with no money, and she had only graduated one or two years ago, so she understood our current situation... She went on and on. Then the topic shifted:

  "Coincidentally, I took over a three-bedroom apartment with a living room, elevator, 80% new, complete with home appliances and furniture, broadband network, wireless TV, water heater, washing machine, refrigerator, etc. The only drawback is that the lighting is slightly insufficient. The rent for this apartment, the landlord only charges a friendly price, which is one-fourth of what other ordinary three-bedroom apartments would cost. However, he has one requirement: the tenant must be a newly graduated student. I wasn't planning to introduce it to you guys, but was going to secretly rent it out to my good friend instead. But when I saw you two, I felt like we had a connection, so..."

  I hastily interrupted her nonsense: "Don't tell me lies, how much is the rent actually?"

  The beauty mole stretched out five fingers.

  "I deliberately shouted loudly: 'Five thousand? In Guangfu City, renting a three-bedroom and one-living room apartment costs five thousand? Go rob it.'"

  The beauty smiled slightly and shook her head: "Not five thousand, but five hundred."

  As soon as I heard it, I understood: this house is definitely problematic, exactly what we're looking for.

  Although Guangfu City is a second-tier city with affordable rent, it's impossible to rent a three-bedroom apartment that's fully equipped for just 500.

  So I pretended to be surprised and stared at the "beauty mole" with wide eyes: "Tell me the truth, is the house you introduced us to a haunted house or something dirty?"

  "A beauty mole" suddenly appeared, and his eyes immediately dodged for a moment, but soon stabilized again, holding us back to chatter on, desperately finding reasons to explain why the rent was so cheap.

  As soon as I saw her expression, I was sure that there must be something dirty in this house.

  Since it's a haunted house and can't be rented out for a long time, we can lower the rent to an extremely low price.

  So I continued to pretend to be angry and said: "At this time you are still deceiving me, it's obvious that you take me for a fool."

  At the same time, he handed the color to Xiao Ying, then pulled her and Jiang Fengniang, turned around and wanted to leave.

  Sakura is incredibly clever, she stretched out her hand to stop me, and with a smile said to that "beauty mark": "Five hundred is indeed cheap, but you're right, we are poor, and it's been two years since we rented this place. I can pay the rent for the next two years right now."

  After finishing speaking, she took out that credit card from her pocket and waved it in front of "Beauty Mole".

  At this moment, the other salespeople in the intermediary house also raised their heads and looked at us like fools, with a faintly discernible sneer at the corner of their mouths.

  "Beauty mole" was overjoyed, her eyes shining brightly. She gritted her teeth and said: "Alright, alright! Two years' rent is 10,000 yuan, sign the contract immediately, and I'll give you a discounted price of only 8,000 yuan."

  I know there's still room for negotiation on the rent, so I stopped Sakura: "Honey, even if you're really in a hurry to rent a house, you have to go see it first."

  Sakura's face turned red, and she pinched my arm hard. "If the rent were a bit lower," she said to the "beauty mark", "we wouldn't have to look at this place either."

  "The beauty mole" looked us up and down, gritted her teeth: "Alright, no house viewing, sign the contract now, just 6,000."

  Xiao Ying smiled slyly: "Alright, we won't look anymore. But if you cheat us and the house is different from what you said, I'll come back and smash your stall!"

  After finishing speaking, Xiaoyan, with a "beauty mole" on her face, took a spoon from the coffee cup. Her slender, boneless, snow-white and long hands bent it into an arc shape.

  Then I saw those suit-and-tie salesmen with their eyes bulging out and their facial expressions were extremely colorful.

  "The beauty mole" felt her legs go weak and almost fell to the ground, she hesitated for a while, sweat pouring down her face like rain: "Little sister, actually I really missed something, actually your husband is right, that house really has some dirty things, it's what others call a haunted house. But this matter, believe it or not, you are all university graduates with high IQs, armed with scientific knowledge..."

  [Author's note]: Thanks for the reward from "Xian Yi Xiao Yao"!