My girlfriend is a goddess

  "What are you kids doing?"

  Dare to desecrate my little cherry blossom?

  I have transcended anger, and with a loud roar, the voice shook the temple, and at the same time, the evil spirits rushed forward, and with one hand, they lifted up the defiled spirit of Little Sakura.

  The infant spirits all saw it and couldn't help but shudder, revealing a fearful expression.

  Originally these spirits and I were from different worlds, I couldn't see them or touch them, so just now they played their part, I swept my floor.

  But now I'm on a roll and can actually reach them!

  I was furious, and without thinking too much, I slapped the little demon's butt with a loud smack: "You little brat, dare to sully your sister's chest? I haven't even touched her there yet!"

  Wow!

  The little spirit burst into loud wails, its voice sharp and shrill, sending chills down one's spine.

  The infant spirits beside me were all stunned, shrinking into a ball and gazing at me in terror.

  "You little rascal, dare you still make trouble with me?"

  I felt a great relief, and with a loud smack, I slapped that little spirit's butt.

  That infant spirit wailed and shouted wildly, frantically shaking its head.

  "You're scared now, right? From now on, remember this and don't cause any more trouble!"

  The third slap landed on the little butt of that infant spirit, and then it was tossed out, thrown into the group of infant spirits.

  That infant spirit cried until it was hoarse, looking very pitiful.

  A large group of infants appeared, each with a look of fear on their faces, frantically looking at me while retreating towards the door.

  When people become evil, even ghosts are afraid of them.

  This phrase is probably describing my current situation.

  As I gazed at the fleeing infant spirits, a sudden idea struck me.

  The thoughts of this group of infant spirits are quite simple, just like children being afraid of fierce adults. Perhaps they know some ghostly techniques, but under my ferocious and evil presence, they dare not use them; or perhaps they have already used them, but to no effect on me. So, it's just right to subdue them and get them to help me with something.

  "Hey, you guys stop right there, don't run!"

  I shouted at them loudly, then ran to the front, opened my hands and blocked their way: "It's too dirty here, you just clean it up obediently, I'll give you delicious food."

  The spirits all stood still, their eyes wide with astonishment as they stared at me, their faces filled with incredulity.

  I immediately took out a large bundle of incense sticks from the small cherry blossom bag and waved them at them: "Look, as long as you clean up this place, I'll burn these for you."

  The fairies immediately cheered up, each turning into a whirlwind and sweeping across the ground, instantly revealing a clean trail. The toys and clothes scattered on the ground were also cleaned up and stacked neatly.

  The infant spirits let out joyful, giggling sounds, and several small whirlwinds came and went, sweeping back and forth. The entire temple was basically spotless, with everything neatly arranged.

  This is what these infant spirits are capable of, humans can't learn it.

  I couldn't help but give them a thumbs up, and then I kept my promise and lit all the scented candles.

  The entire temple immediately turned into a joyful ocean, the infant spirits laughed and greedily inhaled the smoke that filled the air while chasing and playing around me.

  After making a big fuss for over an hour, it was already late at night and the incense had burned out. So I patted the head of a little spirit and said to them: "Little ones, now brother and sister are going to sleep. You stay here and guard, you can also play, but don't make too much noise. Before dawn, don't let anything come in, got it? After dawn, I'll burn incense for you again."

  The fairies all nodded obediently and the noise of their play soon subsided.

  But I still didn't feel completely at ease. After all, they were lonely ghosts and wild devils.

  So I picked out the two strongest and tallest among them, and said to them: "You two are now appointed as kings by Big Brother. As kings, you must take good care of them and not let them get out of hand."

  Two infant spirits, upon hearing the wind, thought they were great kings and were overjoyed. They let out a series of high-pitched squeaks, shouting at other infant spirits with their hands on their hips, revealing an air of complacency.

  Other infant spirits were not convinced and immediately rushed up, fighting with the two infant spirits together, like children fighting.

  A big melee unfolded. The two strongest and tallest infant spirits joined forces, defeating one by one the infant spirits who came to challenge them.

  The great war finally subsided after a long time, and the defeated infant spirits were all dejected and submissive. The two big infant spirits were even more arrogant.

  As for their quarrel, I completely ignored it, spread the two overcoats on the ground, rearranged Xiao Ying's bag into a pillow, and then supported Xiao Ying to sleep with her head on it.

  And I slept beside her, holding her small hand.

  Somehow, I smelled the stench of death on Sakura again.

  But after a day of successive dangers, I hadn't had a good rest, and with an empty stomach, I was extremely tired, so I couldn't care about too much and soon fell asleep.

  The spirits of the infants unexpectedly didn't cause any trouble, a peaceful night, no surprises or dangers.

  I don't know how long I slept, but in a daze, I was woken up by a burst of shrill screams. Opening my eyes, I saw that the infant spirits were all surrounding me, their faces filled with anxiety. Some were jumping up and down, others were scratching their ears and cheeks, like a group of monkeys.

  Two infant spirits then pulled on my hands, chirping and pointing at the temple entrance.

  I lifted my head and saw that it was already dawn.

  I suddenly remembered that before the rooster crows, all ghosts and spirits return. I was enlightened and hastily lit a large bundle of incense to reward these little darlings who had been guarding me for a night.

  The infant spirits showed joyful faces, sniffing at the incense smoke.

  This time I ordered a lot of cigarettes, the fragrance had not yet burned out, and the little spirits had already sucked their bellies round. Then they touched their bellies contentedly, one by one disappearing into thin air.

  At this time, the originally noisy temple became quiet and still.

  Thinking back on last night's encounter with those little spirits, I could hardly believe it wasn't all just a dream.

  The incense that had not yet burned out continued to burn, the sky was only faintly bright, and Xiaoying was still sleeping with her eyes closed. So I lay down beside Xiaoying.

  Just as I was dozing off, Sakura made a strange movement.

  She suddenly sat up, her mouth curled into a somewhat sinister smile, and took a strong sniff. The incense that was being lit, the wisps of white smoke actually seemed to form a straight line, rushing directly into her nostrils.

  Then the incense suddenly burned a big piece. Sakura sucked a few times, and the incense had already burned to the end!

  "Ah, Xiao Ying? You, you......"

  I was so scared that I let out a loud cry, but found myself unable to make a sound, and even my mouth couldn't open, my whole body was paralyzed.

  Dead man!

  Only dead people will inhale the smoke drifting out after lighting up a fragrant incense stick!

  Could it be Sakura?

  Am I dreaming again?

  I want to rub my eyes, think again to see clearly, but the whole person is dizzy and heavy, as if the whole body is pressed down by a thousand pounds of weight, can't even lift hands.

  I tried hard to open my eyes wide, but could only barely open a slit.

  At this moment, my head was dizzy again, and when I woke up, the little cherry blossom in front of me had turned into a corpse!