Chapter Thirty: The Devil's Path

  He patted his waist with the palm of his hand, pulled out two pistols and threw one to me. "Brother," he said loudly, "when Xiaozong comes out of the coffin, he will definitely remember the things in the stone coffin and come back to the stone coffin. If he comes back to the stone coffin, this Longmu outside will resurrect again, and we'll have to pay our respects to our ancestors. We'll fire our guns, whether or not we hit it, first attract its attention, and give Da Fu Da Gui some time."

  He quickly caught the black handgun in mid-air and nodded in understanding. Xiao Zongzi was probably what tomb raiders called zombies, but it also sounded affectionate!

  Oil and water don't mix, but this is ridiculous. I pulled the trigger of my gun "peng, peng" just twice, and two bright red bullets flew towards Xiaozong's head. I thought for sure that the power of the bullets would leave a bowl-sized wound on its body. But what happened next was beyond my wildest imagination - when the bullets hit Xiaozong's body, they actually stuck to its head, without even leaving a small dent! Heaven! What kind of hardness is this?!

  The movement of the oil drum thoroughly enraged Xiao Zongzi, and all that could be heard was two low growls coming from somewhere, making people's hair stand on end. Suddenly, it quickly jumped up from the ground, with a height of at least three or four meters. Its sharp claws were pointed directly at the oil drum's belly, and it seemed like the oil drum was about to get hit. I didn't hesitate for a moment, and in the blink of an eye, I aimed my gun at Xiao Zongzi in mid-air and pulled the trigger. The gunshot wasn't enough to create a hole, but the force of the bullet caused Xiao Zongzi's trajectory to shift, just 0.5 seconds too late, missing the oil drum's belly by a hair's breadth. Its body slammed into the wall behind the oil drum and fell to the ground with a thud.

  Oil Water Belly touched his belly, seeing that his own belly was not yet big, and the small intestine flowed all over the floor. He let out a long sigh. But Xiao Zongzi was not willing to give up easily, taking advantage of Oil Water Belly's unpreparedness, he quickly stabbed towards Oil Water Belly's buttocks like a ghost. I had no way to shoot, because it was behind Oil Water Belly's back, and as soon as I fired, the blood on the ground would definitely be Oil Water Belly's. No way, I could only shout loudly: "Be careful behind you!"

  The voice was muffled by the gas mask, so it wasn't loud. The oil-water belly couldn't understand what I was saying, and stood still in place. I stretched out my hand and pointed to the back, but where could he come from? Only to hear the oil-water belly grunt in pain, and directly sat down on the ground with a thud, pressing the small dumpling underneath!

  The little zongzi under the buttocks of the oil drum was struggling violently, and the oil drum's body was shaking up and down violently. The oil drum held its breath and shouted at me: "Brother, hurry up and press me down on my body, Brother Fat is not heavy enough!"

  I took a look at the rope tied to the madwoman's hands, hesitated for a moment, and then pulled her over like a stack of pancakes, pressing her down hard onto the round belly of the oil drum.

  "Ah yo! Brother, ancestor, you're going to take Old Peng's life!" The oily belly was pressed down by me and the female lunatic, crying out in distress!

  The buttocks of the oil-water belly are still shaking violently, and it can be seen that the small dumplings we stacked on the ground are still struggling fiercely! The female lunatic pressed against my back, with a silly smile and disheveled hair. With this intense up-and-down shaking, I naturally had many deep contacts with her body, and suddenly a wicked fire rose in my lower abdomen, and the idea of pushing this female lunatic away surged into my brain! I took a few deep breaths, how could I have such an absurd thought!

  "Boss, the secret passage has been found, you can come down now." Da Gui suddenly poked his head out of the stone coffin and said. Seeing our absurd situation at this time, he was stunned for a moment, and then fully demonstrated the excellent subordinate spirit of "out of sight, out of mind", slowly withdrawing his head back into the stone coffin!

  "Slow down!" Oil Water Belly shouted. "Don't you know that Little Zongzi is being pressed under my butt? Can't you think of a solution quickly? If Brother Chrysanthemum's defenses are breached, it won't be pretty, and all of you will have to walk backwards!"

  I barely held back from bursting out laughing and continued pressing down on the oil drum's body.

  "Fart is a filthy thing for the human body, Hua Tuo's 'Qing Nang Shu' has records, fart is the leftover of excessive yang energy in humans, so it's extremely yang, and zongzi (glutinous rice dumplings) are extremely yin, using yang to overcome yin, zongzi must be afraid of it, you can try it out." Da Gui said. "You damn thing, being pressed by this thing on your body and you still dare to fart, do you want to switch places?" You Shui Tou scolded!

  Dà Guì suddenly became dumbfounded and didn't dare to make another sound. It's really puzzling why they're so afraid of the oil drum, it's truly incomprehensible!

  "Brother, what's your good plan?" asked You Shuizhuang.

  I'm new to this thing, what can I do?

  "If you hesitate for a moment, those fingernails won't be joking around!" I said.

  "Brother, I'm going all out for you!" Oil Water Belly said, finishing his sentence and swallowing a few mouthfuls of air to fill his stomach. The trembling of the small dumplings inside Oil Water Belly's belly accelerated, and before long, I heard a loud fart from below! Immediately after, the struggling movements of the small dumpling under Oil Water Belly's buttocks grew smaller and smaller until they stopped altogether, all within a minute or so. Luckily, the gas mask blocked out the smell of Oil Water Belly's fart; otherwise, I might have started dry heaving again.

  We all let out a sigh of relief, I pushed the crazy woman off me and stood up. The oily water belly lifted her butt and heavily pressed down on the small dumplings on the ground several times, still muttering: "Who said fat people are easy to bully? Don't you know that a fatty's butt can't be messed with?"

  We were all speechless at the movement of the oil drum, and Da Gui reminded the oil drum: "This thing is only temporarily settled, who knows when it will wake up again!"

  Oil-water belly heard, stopped the sly movement, stood up and patted my shoulder, saying: "Brother, take this crazy woman down, Fat Brother will cover the back"!

  I didn't refuse, and with a rare burst of conscience, I grabbed the equipment bag in one hand and pushed the crazy woman to the stone coffin. I looked inside and found a small black hole in the center that could only fit one person. I adjusted the angle of my wolf-eye light and shone it into the dark hole. The hole wasn't deep, and about two meters down, there was a wide stone staircase made of limestone, narrowing as it descended. It was dimly lit, quiet, and devoid of light. As I peered in, a cold gust of air hit my gas mask, and then another one snuck into my collar, making me shiver all over! This staircase wasn't man-made; it was a natural formation, rough and unrefined. The staircase went very deep, but I had no idea where it led.

  Dàfú had already disappeared from sight, and it seemed that he was exploring the way below. Dàguì pointed to the dark cave entrance with his hand, indicating for me to go down. I nodded my head.

  "After I go down, throw this crazy woman down, can't let her take the opportunity to run away"! I emphasized to Da Gui.

  Dà Guì nodded in agreement, and I finally felt at ease. First, I threw down the equipment bag, then took a leap of faith, jumping into the black hole.

  I had just come down when Da Gui pushed that crazy woman down, I opened my hands to catch her and put her on the ground, my right hand still holding the rope tied around her body. Then, two more loud thuds sounded, I looked up to see it was You Shui Du and Da Gui.

  After Da Gui came down, he stretched out his hand and pressed something on the top, and we saw that the entrance to our stone coffin above slowly closed until it became a tight seam that didn't let in any light.

  A large number of wolves with vigilant eyes on their heads are surrounding the situation with oil and water drums.

  "This should be the ghost road leading to the Mausoleum of the Demon King. Going down this way, I don't know what other troubles we'll encounter. Why hasn't Da Fu 'Pai Tou' returned?" You Shui Gu asked Da Gui.

  Dà Guì obviously wasn't clear about it and thought for a while before speaking, "Maybe he got struck by lightning, otherwise, at this time, he should have returned!"

  This reasoning is also reasonable, and the oily belly nodded in agreement.

  "Get ready, guys, this ghost road is not simple." Oil Water Belly Road paused and said to me: "Brother, this is your first time in a reverse fight. Let me explain it to you. The so-called 'pioneer' refers to the person who goes ahead to explore the way in a reverse fight. 'Zongzi' is the general term for zombies that have undergone metamorphosis. 'Stabbing head' means encountering evil spirits. As for the ghost road, its name suggests it's a path walked by ghosts and gods. Where there are ghosts, strange things will occur, and where there are strange things, changes will happen. So naturally, we'll encounter some situations this time. You're good at shooting, so you take the rear, and cover our backs."

  The tone of the oil-water belly was very strong, leaving me no room for negotiation. I nodded helplessly, and the oil-water belly took out 20 bullets from his pocket and handed them to me, indicating that I should load them. I took the bullets and quickly removed the magazine, which could hold a total of twenty rounds. I replaced the two rounds that I had previously fired, and then put the safety on the pistol back on. This thing is not difficult for any man to master after a couple of tries!