San Feng Zi's madness

  The current image of the three lunatics is: the top of the head is covered with messy grass, it's really that kind of grass, and I don't know how he planted it in that pile of hair, and it can completely cover; wearing a leafy costume like the ones shown on TV, from the simple craftsmanship you can tell it was made by himself; what can't be understood is that he smeared his entire face black, with green mixed in.

  At first glance, it looks like a green forest monster. But the person in question obviously didn't realize that he had scared people, and instead jumped in front of us, asking with pride: "How is it, Xiao Lu Zi? Look at this style I just created using the resources around me."

  He said in a huff: "Can't you tone it down a bit? What's with all these weird shapes and forms?"

  The three lunatics heard this and shook their heads in disagreement: "How am I not normal? This is called disguise, don't you understand? Look at me like this on the ground, can you tell if I'm a person or not?" He said as he demonstrated with his body, really lying down. I looked at him, crying and laughing at the same time, but actually, it's true that you can't quite see that he's a person, because he's already not a normal person anymore.

  He pointed at his face and asked: "Then just disguise your appearance, why did you paint your face like that?"

  "You don't know, do you? The color on my face is simulating the earthy tone of the mountains. The few green stripes are leaves. Xiao Lüzi, you're just not fond of watching TV, so you wouldn't know that in those police and detective dramas, they all act like this." He seemed to feel that his explanation wasn't clear enough, so he stood up again and then lay back down, saying: "Look at me now, have I blended in with the mountains, trees, and bushes?"

  I couldn't help but turn my head and burst out laughing. I heard him clear his throat twice, and finally asked the question: "Alright, let's talk seriously. Where is Brother Liang? Why are you alone here?"

  Finally, the three lunatics got up from the ground and returned to normal conversation mode. "Old Liang followed him in, he told me to wait for you here, Xiao Lu Zi, it's not that I'm saying you, even if you're being affectionate with Jiu Piao Tou, you can't just leave us with the burden and abandon us here, I've been waiting for you alone in this mountain all night."

  I furrowed my brow and directly ignored the sentence in between, shifting my gaze to look at Lu Xun, who also showed shock in his eyes. Although San Kuangzi's words were absurd, the message conveyed was shocking. Firstly, he said that Liang Ge followed him in, but which place did he enter? Secondly, Liang Ge asked him to wait for us here, implying that they still had room for choice at that time and weren't being held captive? Thirdly, he had been waiting in the woods for a whole night, meaning that Liang Ge and others entered last night and never came out again.

  I was thinking, and then Lian Shuang directly denied: "Impossible! You absolutely didn't wait for one night, until after 2 o'clock at night, you and Liang Ge were still together." Ah, he had a mobile monitoring system to observe, when he woke up in the middle of the night before turning off the power, he must have seen that the three red dots were still together and hadn't disappeared, so San Kuai's last point was invalid.

  The three lunatics were exposed and looked very unhappy, and they refuted in a strange tone: "There is no one night, also half a night, anyway I waited from dusk till dawn, you guys didn't come, leaving me alone to freeze and starve. Hurry up and bring some food and drink!"

  I handed over the piece of chocolate I had in my pocket, and he immediately smiled with joy, "Nine-tailed is still good." After taking it, without even tearing off the packaging cleanly, he swallowed it in one mouthful.

  Liu Xun asked: "Where's your bag?" San Kuai Zi rolled his eyes, "It was confiscated, otherwise I wouldn't be so down."