The person is small but the ghost is big 3917
"Li Jiacheng is the King of Hell?!"
A loud shout in a changing tone came from the living room of Cheng's home.
He nodded and signaled everyone to calm down.
"I shouldn't be mistaken, when I was a kid, my mom took me to help a yin si (a type of ghost) collect an old ghost that was over 500 years old, and the characteristics of yin si were very obvious, it's something ghosts can tell at a glance."
"Is he a human or a ghost?" How come no one in the company can tell? Cheng Zhou thought to himself that he had actually invited a ghost to his home for dinner... uh, hadn't he done something similar before?
"What lives should be considered as human, also has a lifespan. They are all shuttling between the two sides of the yin and yang boundary. As for the ability to become a Yin official, most of them are inherited from one family, and it is said that there are extremely few people who are specially invited by the head of the Yin officials because of their abilities, but so far, I have not heard of any ghosts becoming a Yin official."
That's good, as long as it's human.
"Xiao He, since Yin Si is a human being, what are you worried about?"
Xiao He let out a deep sigh, and his face showed a hint of worry. "Cheng Ge, you don't know, the Yīn Sī (Shadow Department) position in the underworld is equivalent to the police in the mortal world, but they specialize in ghost affairs. Usually when there are evil spirits causing trouble or the underworld needs to investigate something, they often send the Shadow Department to handle it. For a ghost like me who intentionally escaped from the underworld's soul capture and can use magic, the underworld is extremely wary. If the Shadow Department were to encounter a ghost like me..."
Xiao He bit his lip.
"Do you think he's found out that you're a ghost?" Cheng Zhou asked cautiously.
"Hmm." He Sheng nodded and turned to look at the child lying on Cheng Zhou's lap, with his feet raised in mid-air, trying hard to grab his own toes.
"I feel like he's... really powerful." He Sheng thought, Hong Ye had become so obedient, always hiding himself under Cheng Chou's aura, probably also seeing the man's identity, not wanting to let him detect his strength.
Hong Ye noticed He Sheng's gaze and turned her head 90 degrees with a sly smile.
He knew what the ghost was thinking, although he guessed correctly, but he also had his own plans, and the small underworld was not in his eyes. In the past... Red leaves climbed up the river of memories against the current, wanting to find something back from it.
Cheng Zhou stretched out his hand to catch the little foot that had kicked up to his chest, and with one hand holding the foot and the other supporting the child's body, he moved him into his arms and sat down.
"So have you thought of how to deal with him? That Li Jiacheng from the underworld."
"I haven't thought it through yet. As a ghost, I'm fighting against the Underworld, and no matter who wins or loses, it's not good for me. Originally, I wanted to wait until this matter was over before reincarnating, but now..." He Qing let out a soft sigh.
"Are you leaving?" Cheng Zhou was unwilling, "Xiao Hei, didn't I tell you that you don't have to rush into reincarnation? When is it not the same? Don't be afraid of Li Jiacheng, at worst we'll think of a way together to deal with him. I just don't believe he can be more vicious than that vengeful spirit. By the way, Hong Ye, what did you mean when you asked me earlier about who made me smell so bad today? Is there really a smell?"
The old dad lifted his arm and sniffed it. Doesn't stink?
He can't help but laugh bitterly, this guy really runs off topic quickly.
"Two days without a bath and you don't stink? That's weird!"
"Nonsense! In such cold weather, washing twice a day is already too much. There are even men who don't wash for half a month, don't believe me? Ask Xiao He."
Xiao He smiled and nodded. In the past when he was still human, during winter and spring, he would only take a bath once every two weeks, and some of his fellow villagers would go more than half a month without bathing.
It doesn't matter about the red leaves, this smell is not that smell, he just casually said it, whether humans take a bath or not is all the same to him.
"Old man, apart from Li Jiacheng, who else did you meet today?"
"Why do kids ask so many questions? I meet over a hundred people every day. And, as I've told you before, don't call me 'old dad', just call me 'old head'!" Cheng Zhou was too embarrassed to mention the harassment incident that happened in the company this afternoon, it's too embarrassing!
"It's probably him." Akane muttered to herself.
He nodded as if he had suddenly understood something.
He, who? Cheng Zhou looked at the two of them inexplicably.
"Cheng Ge, did you encounter anything dangerous today?"
"Dangerous things? Yes, a lot. Do you want me to recount them in chronological order, or categorize them by the magnitude of the event, or sort them by the degree of harm suffered?"
"What's good about your temper?" "No need to be as troublesome as Cheng Ge, okay? Tell me, did you run into a man around thirty years old, slender build, at least 1.8 meters tall, and looked very elegant today?"
"...Yes. Don't tell me his surname is Li..."
He Sheng's eyes lit up and said, "So the fierce ghost is surnamed Li! Knowing his surname makes it easier to handle. By calculating the time, we can roughly know why he died and why he became a fierce ghost after death. Knowing these things will make it simpler to deal with him."
"Did you say there's a way to deal with it?" Cheng Zhou regained his spirit.
"There should be..." He Sheng looked uncertainly at the little red leaf sitting in Cheng Zhou's arms, as if it was lost in thought.
"Old man, when you met that fierce ghost today, was Li Jiacheng also there?" Hong Ye asked, raising her head.
Cheng Zhou was getting more and more frustrated with this inexplicably appeared son of his.
Not to mention anything else, but this precocity... Is he really only four years old?
There were all sorts of strange words and deeds, as well as He Sheng's attitude towards him. In general, it seemed that He Sheng was more respectful? Afraid? of him as his son than he was of him as his father.
What's the story with this kid? Is he really his own son? Could it be that the DNA test by the J country police was wrong? Does he really not remember having a one-night stand with some woman?! Even if he did, would he have given birth to such a strange, unpopular yet genius son?!
It's not that he lacks confidence in himself, but rather it's because of his family's genetic inheritance... no matter how you think about it, it's impossible for a genius to emerge.
Is it from the maternal gene?
Just as Cheng Zhou was lying in bed, trying to figure out which night he had lost his mind and short-circuited his brain to sow the seeds of this headache, Li Jia Cheng called.
Cheng Zhou answered the phone while glancing at the alarm clock on his bedside table.
Half past twelve at midnight.
"What's going on so late?" Please don't let it be another problem with an order. Cheng Zhou asked in a low voice, holding the phone.
"Do you have time tomorrow?" came Li Jiacheng's laughter over the phone.
"What's wrong?"
"What's wrong with that? You treat me to dinner today and I'll take you to meet a beautiful girl tomorrow. How about it, are you interested?"
"What did you mean by that?" Cheng Zhou sat up straight, his voice even lower.
"It's nothing much. Considering you've always taken care of me, and coincidentally one of my university classmates is looking for a boyfriend, how about it? Want to meet?"
"Is she your classmate? She's pretty, will you introduce me?" Cheng Zhou chuckled.
"Cheng Zhou, don't measure others' hearts with your own petty mind, okay? If I didn't already have a girlfriend, I would introduce our department's beauty to you. And she's quite peculiar, she likes guys who are a bit older than her. If you're not interested, then forget it, I was just trying to return a favor to you." Li Jiacheng seemed like he was about to hang up the phone.
What's with the ribbon?!
"Wait, wait, wait, I didn't say I wouldn't go, what's the hurry! That department flower of yours...I mean, did you tell her that I have a child?"
"She said as long as you don't have a wife or a girlfriend, it's fine. She also said that men who take care of children are gentle and reliable, and those who take care of the family will definitely love their wives. It just so happens that she doesn't want to have kids but likes them very much. So when I mentioned you to her..." The person on the other end of the phone seemed to be intentionally teasing him, humming for a long time without continuing.
"What's her reaction? Come on, spit it out!" Cheng Guang urged, not noticing the small head poking out of the quilt beside him, half-closed eyes glancing at him several times.
"Cough, she was very interested when I mentioned you to her, and kept saying that she wanted to meet you. So, I heard that our senior doesn't have a girlfriend, so I helped arrange something for you. However, if you're not interested, then forget it, there are many people chasing after that girl anyway, and I'll save myself the trouble. That's all, go to sleep, I won't bother you anymore."
"Wait, wait, wait! Little Li, don't be like that, listen to what I have to say, I didn't say I wouldn't go, this is just consideration, you've got to give me some time to think about it. Besides, it's just a meeting and nothing more, right? So... where shall we meet tomorrow? What time?"
"Are you sure you want to go?"
"Isn't it good enough for you to repay kindness?" Someone is being stubborn like a dead duck.
"Tomorrow evening at 6 o'clock, Huacheng Commercial Building 6th floor, Hai Bian Western Restaurant. Don't be late. Oh, I think it's better not to bring the kids for our first meeting, what do you think?"
Of course!
"Thanks, Xiao Li, see you tomorrow." Putting down the phone, Cheng Zhou snuggled into bed with a happy heart and started weaving his sweet dreams for the next day.
It seems like this is still his first blind date?
In his dream, a beauty held his wrist and poked, rubbed, and bit it, making Cheng Chou laugh foolishly in his sleep.
In the middle of the night, Cheng Lao Da hugged his quilt and had a big dream. Outside the door, two figures, one big and one small, huddled on the sofa, whispering to each other.
"Having calculated once is not enough, he wants to come a second time, can't let him get away so cheaply!"
"Anyway... he's also a yin officer, capturing ghosts and bringing them back to the underworld for trial is his duty."
"I don't care what his responsibilities are, but he shouldn't be putting ideas into that fool's head. If you're afraid of trouble, then get out of my sight! Hmph, if you want to compete with me for food, you'll have to see if I agree or not!"
"So what are you going to do?" The big shadow compromised, or was scared into it.
Heh heh, a certain little person sneered, "I'll make that naive bird who dares to stir up trouble on my turf swallow his own bitter fruit."
Rookie…… What kind of sacred being is Red Leaf? How dare he call a Yin official a rookie? The large figure looked at the small figure with fearful eyes.
Amitabha, Li Jiacheng, why did you have to scheme against the father of that little rascal? People say it's better to provoke ghosts and gods than to provoke petty people.
All I can say is, may King Yanluo protect you, if he arrives in time...
Let's put aside the two ghosts of different sizes and talk about the bachelor who plans to go on a date tomorrow.
Chengzhou put on the famous brand suit he wore when going abroad, and stepped into the latest pair of shiny leather shoes. He rushed to the meeting place in a hurry, not even sparing the cost of taking a taxi. However, he didn't know that the taxi he hailed also picked up two other passengers...
He is 27 years old and has had a girlfriend for one and a half months.
The reason for the breakup was that he finally worked up the courage to ask his partner where they were going on a date on Saturday, and his partner was shocked, saying: "When did I ever go out with you?" From then on, she avoided him like the plague. Apparently, it was because she was afraid of being misunderstood.
He has a four-year-old son, although he can swear that he has never taken advantage of any woman, but the fact is there, and DNA testing makes it impossible for him to escape.
Fortunately, he is already twenty-seven years old, has a somewhat disobedient little kid, is unhappy in the company, and is very timid and narrow-minded...
At least he has a job with a monthly salary of over 3,000, at least he is stable on rest days, at least he is physically healthy, at least he can be considered kind-hearted and considerate to girls, most importantly, he already has the essential magic weapon for marriage: a house!
...although that house is haunted.
So it's no wonder he wants a girlfriend now who can discuss and get married, right?
So it's understandable if he gets a little excited, right?
So even if he saw the school flower, it's normal for him to be so excited that his hands and feet are shaking uncontrollably, right?
"Whoosh." Xihua laughed and took the initiative to hold the trembling hand in front of her.
"Hello, my surname is Lin and my name is Lin Huacha."
"Flower tea?" Cheng Zhou thought of smiling but felt embarrassed instead, only feeling that the small hand he was holding was soft and fluffy, very enjoyable.
"You can laugh if you want, it's rare to hear my name and not laugh. No choice, who let my dad like jasmine tea so much that he wouldn't do anything without it for a day. I heard my mom almost divorced my dad because of my name, but they didn't end up divorcing." Lin Huacha smiled sweetly, not blaming Chengzhou for still holding her hand.
It was Li Jiacheng next to him who couldn't bear it and secretly kicked him with one foot, which finally woke up the dizzy Tao Tao.
This is a mid-to-high-end Western restaurant, this kind of Western restaurant is very popular in the country nowadays, things are expensive to death, business is good to death, but the taste may not be delicious.
The restaurant has a dark tone, with only the bar and aisle having small lights on. Each dining table is covered with long tablecloths that reach the floor, and an European-style candelabra is placed on each table, which serves as the light source for the dining table.
There were guests sitting next door.
The restaurant was dimly lit and had large potted plants blocking the view, so the customers coming and going didn't affect them at their table.
This girl is great! Good temper, good character, and looks good too! If only...
Cheng Zhou finally understood what the four words "it's a pity we didn't meet earlier" meant.
"You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen."
Cheng Zhou thought of slapping himself, how could he utter such a sentence as soon as his butt touched the chair! No opening remarks at all, what if the other party misunderstood you as a pervert? Can't you say something else? Even if this is your true heart, it can't come out without going through your brain!
Cheng Chou clenched his fists under the tablecloth.

