Chapter 3: The Young Master is Unruly and Kicks Huang Xian
After hearing Dog Egg's shouting voice, although I was anxious to see the situation in the house, I still ran over quickly at the sound, and when I heard that it was fun, I couldn't care about much anymore.
After running over, I saw Dog Egg squatting on the ground, looking at something. However, because he was blocking my view, I couldn't see clearly. So I asked: "Dog Egg, what's so interesting?"
After hearing my voice, Dog Egg stood up and turned around, just about to speak. I also saw what was being blocked by him. What the hell is this? It's a yellow-skinned kid.
I've long heard from the elderly at home that if someone is possessed by a Huang Pizi, there will inevitably be a hiding place for the real body of Huang Pizi within ten meters. As long as it's found and beaten up, the person who was possessed will recover.
Everyone is afraid of Huang Pizi's vengeful and unyielding attitude, so no one dares to have this idea easily.
Today, I didn't expect to run into the two of us, and all I saw was that yellow-skinned creature's true body over there, with its lower limbs curled up like a human, its upper body standing upright, and its mouth opening and closing as if it were saying something.
Her eyes narrowed into a slit, leaving only a thin line visible. Originally small, her eyes now seemed even smaller, and if one didn't look closely, they would think she had her eyes closed.
Driven by curiosity, I carefully reached out my hand and pinched the white hair on Huang Pizi's head a few times. Seeing Huang Pizi react, he started waving his forelimbs wildly, as if not letting me touch him.
Just as I was teasing Huang Pizi, Yang Lao'er's daughter-in-law suddenly started scolding loudly: "Who the hell is pulling my hair? You'd better say something, are you going to answer or not? Someone is pulling my hair, I'm going to get him, don't waste my time."
Looking at my second uncle, and when my second uncle heard this, he also saw the subtlety and knew that his true identity had been discovered, but he was puzzled as to who it was.
"But on his lips, he hastily said: 'Xianjia, why don't we let Yang Lao'er set up a memorial tablet for you to worship and make amends for this feud? What do you think?'"
But Dog Egg and I didn't give Huang Pizi a chance to respond, because we saw Huang Pizi raise his upper limbs to interrupt my pinching of his white hair, exposing the lower half of his body.
So I stretched out my hand to stroke his fur under the yellow skin, maybe feeling itchy, his whole body couldn't sit still either, and started rolling on the ground.
The wife of Yang Lao Er in the house was also laughing loudly, saying: "Haha... it's too ticklish, I'll get back at this person later, daring to tickle me, haha..."
Everyone in the house stared at Yang Lao's daughter-in-law, who was rolling around on the kang like a rubber ball, and for a moment they were all stunned and didn't know what to make of it.
Everyone in the house, only Second Master felt the danger, now Huang Pizi is because of itching, so for a while he can't get out of his body, if he waits until he gets out of his body, this matter will be greatly revealed.
Anxious in my heart, I am considering whether to invite the immortal from our family's ancestral temple. If he comes and can't solve this matter, it will not only be a loss of face for him, but also affect his future prospects.
Nowadays, all the fairy families are not listed in the fairy class, to put it bluntly, they are all wild fairies. However, there are also good and bad ones among them, and they are not uniform. It's just that Second Master himself led a fairy family, although usually harmonious and peaceful, but if he was really made to lose face completely, then it would be hard to say what would happen.
And to my surprise, the yellow-skinned thing that I and Dog Egg discovered was actually the one leaning over Yang Lao Er's daughter-in-law. So when I had messed with it until it curled up into a ball, after teasing it for a while, I and Dog Egg didn't find it interesting anymore. After all, it was just a yellow-skinned thing. Seeing the yellow-skinned thing curled up into a ball, I said to Dog Egg: "Dog Egg, go ahead and wait, I'll kick it over to you with one foot, then you kick it out, we still need to find the earthwork to see Yang Lao Er's daughter-in-law."
"Alright, Third Brother, I'll go ahead and wait for you." Dog Egg said, wiping away the snot that had flowed out.
Rushing forward with a farting sound, waiting for me.
I saw the dog egg standing still, so I didn't hesitate and kicked it with one foot, aiming at the yellow skin and kicking my ass in the direction of the distant dog egg, like a round football.
And after I kicked it, I felt very soft, and the rest didn't feel anything, so I went back to look for the mud again. And Dog Egg was a bit clumsy, although he rolled under his feet, but he kicked twice in a row without kicking Huang Pizi, and finally Huang Pizi slipped away with a "hula" sound, and when he left, he still looked back at us with fear, we didn't catch up.
Yang Lao's daughter-in-law was lying on the kang, motionless and silent, no longer rolling around all over the place.
The Second Master was just about to persuade him when he suddenly saw that Yang Lao's daughter-in-law had stopped moving, his heart skipped a beat, and he thought to himself: "Could it be that the yellow-skinned dog had jumped over the wall in a hurry and done Yang Lao's daughter-in-law in?"
He rushed to the front, stretched out two fingers and placed them on Yang Lao Er's wife's nostrils to probe. Meanwhile, Yang Lao Er, who was beside her, saw that his wife had let out a loud cry but then became still, thought she was dead. Suddenly, he felt his spirit scatter, his whole body felt like it had lost its bones, and he sat down on the ground, tears streaming from his eyes as he cried silently, blaming himself in his heart.
The Second Master found out that Yang Lao's wife had not died, but was only exhausted and fell into a deep sleep. After resting for a few days, she would be fine.
Just as I was about to tell Old Yang, I turned around and saw that Old Yang looked like a mud man, so angry that he couldn't speak, at this time you actually knew how to cry.
He kicked Yang Laoer's butt and scolded, "Alright, stop crying, your sister isn't dead yet, hurry up and get up."
As soon as he heard my second uncle's words, Yang Lao Er seemed to have not heard clearly, and looked up at my second uncle with a bewildered expression. He was so angry that he laughed, and my second uncle kicked him again, saying: "Hurry up and get up, or your wife will be gone."
Yang Lao Er finally came back to his senses upon hearing these words
Then, with hands and feet together, he rushed towards his wife on the kang, without even bothering to wipe away the tears that flowed out.
At this time, everyone was curious about how Yang Lao's daughter-in-law had fainted, and my second uncle rushed to open the crowd and rushed out of the house. It just so happened that I saw me and Dog Egg carrying two large mud blocks under the window, so my second uncle asked me: "San, did you see anyone around just now?"
I heard that the second master didn't blame me for following, so I smiled and said: "I didn't see anyone, but I saw a yellow-skinned kid being kicked away by Dog Egg and me, one foot each."
At this time, Dog Egg on the side muttered: "That yellow-skinned guy is too cunning, I kicked twice and didn't kick him."
"That's your fault, don't make a fuss." After saying that, I turned back to ask my second uncle curiously: "What's wrong, Second Uncle, is everything all right at home?"
"Three, what does that yellow-skinned kid look like?" My second uncle asked with a tense face, while I was still smiling and didn't think much of it. Besides, a little kid wouldn't be able to detect the big change in an adult's tone, so I just answered truthfully.
"Second Master, let me tell you, that yellow-skinned kid really has a special spot. On the top of his head, there's even a small patch of white hair. I even pinched it a few times, it was quite fun."
"You little scoundrel, you've gotten yourself into trouble this time! Hurry home and stop messing around here!" Second Master scolded me severely for a few sentences, at which point I also knew that I might have done something wrong.
He hastily pulled Dog Egg and ran out of Yang Lao Er's house, no longer bothering to watch the commotion.
The Second Master saw me run away, then went back to the house and took Yang Lao Er's wife's pulse again, after confirming that nothing serious was wrong, he left amidst Yang Lao Er's thanks.
Here's a brief introduction to the diagnostic and therapeutic methods used by Master Ma's disciples to dispel diseases and calamities, which can be divided into four categories: observation, inquiry, pulse-taking, and divination. Observation refers to observing a person's facial features, while inquiry involves asking about the course of events to determine what kind of evil spirit has been provoked. Pulse-taking is like my Second Grandfather's method, where one takes the pulse to determine what kind of evil spirit has possessed the person's body and how it affects their physical condition.
After confirming that Yang Lao Er's daughter-in-law was fine, Second Master started to worry about me. He was still thinking about what to do next. However, first and foremost, he had to inform my family members, so they could be notified in advance if something happened later on.
After rushing back home, my parents were still chatting inside the house. I didn't live with them but at my grandmother's house, which has been the case since I was born until now. However, there are things that need to be told to my parents.
Seeing my second uncle coming, my parents hurriedly stood up and asked: "Second brother has come, is there something urgent at such a late hour?"
"Everyone is here, just in time for me to tell you something about Xiao San. Tonight, Yang Lao Er's wife was possessed by Huang Pizi, and our Xiao San unexpectedly saw Huang Pizi's true form. The child was playful and didn't know the depth of the situation, so she actually kicked Huang Pizi. I'm worried in my heart, so I came to tell you all, be careful for the next few days, and let me know if anything happens." My Second Uncle said with a worried expression.
As soon as my dad heard that I had kicked the Huang Pizi, and it was still wearable, his temper flared up immediately. He cursed loudly, saying: "This little bastard, every day he's got nothing better to do than cause trouble."
"Alright, kids don't know what's going on, I'm just telling you guys a few words, I'll head back home first, only your second aunt is at home." After saying that, Second Master turned around and left to go back home.
And after my dad saw the second master leave, he turned around and picked up the fire poker next to the stove, holding it in his hand and running out.
My mom saw it and knew that I was going to be scolded, so she chased after me, shouting: "You old cow, you're not allowed to hit the kid, come back here!"

