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Chapter 7: Opening the Stove and Double Chin

  Chapter 7: Opening the Stove and Double Chin (Seeking Recommendations and Bookmarks!)

  But at this moment, Tie Ya's face revealed a strange expression as he glanced at the dense forest in the distance. He suddenly dropped to the ground on all fours, his left ear pressed against the earth, and his nose violently sniffed several times.

  This sudden movement made Xu Xuan's eyebrows furrow, and the blind man and others immediately pulled out their large knives from behind their backs.

  "Tie Ya, is there any news?" Xu Xuan asked.

  Everyone in the Měng Hǔ Bāng knew that Iron Tooth rarely made such a move, unless something was about to happen. After all, this guy's nose and ears were extremely sharp.

  "A very familiar footstep, it seems like Wangcai!" Tieya stood up and patted the dirt off his body, guessing.

  As soon as this was said, the blind man and others suddenly relaxed their nerves and started farting freely. On the other hand, Fang Jing and Lan Feng looked at Tie Ya with some surprise because they were traveling with Xu Xuan and the others.

  Time slowly passed, and after about the time it takes to burn an incense stick, a yellow-haired wolf dog with its tongue hanging out came running quickly.

  Woof woof woof!

  Wang Cai saw Xu Xuan and the others from the Meng Hu Bang gang, and suddenly became overjoyed and barked loudly. It was as if he meant to say that you guys came out without even calling me.

  Xu Xuan saw Wang Cai hurrying over and immediately smiled, saying: "Wang Cai, how do you have the leisure to come out? Don't you want the three thousand beauties of Bailian Town anymore?"

  Wangcai heard this and seemed to understand, shaking his big mouth. He then walked over to Xu Xuan's side and rubbed his belly against Xu Xuan's right hand.

  "Huh? Your belly is flat, looks like you haven't eaten for a day and night! Hurry up and cook!" Xu Xuan touched Wangcai's belly, which was still unclear, after all, it was also time for lunch now, if he didn't eat something, he would be starving.

  As soon as this was said, Fat Cow led the wild men to shout loudly in unison. Fang Jing and Lan Feng were both stunned by this sudden commotion. They currently had dry rations in their hands, unlike Xu Xuan and others who liked to travel light. They were originally puzzled that Xu Xuan and others didn't even have dry rations from Yun Zhong Inn, did they just drink water for the two days and nights it took to cross Lian Feng Mountain Range?

  A loud roar suddenly echoed in the surrounding five-mile space, and at this moment, some frightened birds in the mountains and forests suddenly left the forest and flew wildly in the air.

  "Left wheel, I want to eat that yellow and red pheasant with layered feathers and those two sparrows flying behind!" The blind man exclaimed with great joy.

  "I want those twenty canaries!"

  "TMD, shoot it at me together!"

  Everyone looked up at the sky, and Zuo Lun took out a handful of soybeans from his left pocket with his left hand, then drew his bow and shot them continuously, shooting until he finished, then reached into his pocket again!

  Whoosh!

  A string of tearing air sounds incessantly, and the flying birds in the high sky are also dodging and falling down more than half!

  "Hmm—"

  Fang Jing and Lan Feng, who were originally leaning against the pine tree, didn't know what the blind man and others wanted to do, but as soon as they saw them, a mouthful of hot buns suddenly sprayed out, almost choking.

  "This slingshot can eat the sky!" Fang Jing stared blankly at Zuo Lun's precise bow strike, and then came back to his senses.

  Xu Xuan slightly shook his head, because Xu Xuan found that the grey-feathered owl in mid-air was surprisingly intelligent, flapping its wings continuously and dodging the two flying peas shot by Zuo Lun!

  "You damned beast, I've already thought of roasting you and eating you with soy sauce and vinegar! You still want to escape?"

  Xu Xuan's words had barely fallen when he picked up a triangular goose egg stone from the ground beside him and flung it at the owl in mid-air!

  Whoosh!

  The cobblestone rises from the ground with a hint of eerie arc and soon hits the target!

  Tweet

  With a mournful cry, the owl finally couldn't bear it anymore and fell from high altitude to the dense forest five hundred meters away!

  "Prosperity is up!" Xu Xuan saw that the great achievement was accomplished and gave an order.

  Wang Cai heard this and immediately exerted his strength, then with a sudden movement, he vanished into a thorny thicket.

  In just over a dozen breaths, Wang Cai had already walked over with the half-dead owl in his mouth.

  "Light the fire!" The blind man shouted loudly.

  As soon as this was said, he saw a wild man walk several steps to the side of a withered tree root and immediately punched down with his big fist several times!

  Hū

  The withered tree root was smashed into a mess, and then the blind man came over with a big knife, and with a spin, it was just one rotation!

  Snot

  Under a sharp whistling sound, the withered tree root suddenly burst into sparks and a flame emerged.

  They say that many hands make light work, and now the Left Wheel, Iron Tooth, and Big Gall are almost done plucking these birds' feathers. With a single slash of the knife, they'll be roasting bird meat in no time.

  "Is this okay too?" Blinking her eyes, at this moment Fang Jing and Lan Feng's half-eaten buns suddenly dropped to the ground.

  Before long, the aroma of meat wafted through the air, and Wang Cai was circling around the blind man and others, clearly famished.

  "Prosperity is coming! Next!" The blind man flicked one of the roasted wild ducks from the tip of his knife, and it landed in the shallow water area of the pond just ahead.

  Wangcai saw this and immediately shot out, then directly picked up the roasted duck that had been warmed to a moderate temperature in the water pool, and lay on the shore to slowly enjoy it.

  On the other hand, Xu Xuan took over the owl that Zuo Lun handed over and started eating.

  The so-called processing is actually just adding some soy sauce and vinegar to the owl meat. After all, these little things have been taught by Xu Xuan to the blind man, and the blind man has never disappointed Xu Xuan. It's a pity that this blind man lives in this savage village world. If he came to the 21st century, he might be an IT elite or a successor to the role of Teacher Cang.

  Watching the blind and others savoring these wild flavors, Fang Jing and Lan Feng's right hands involuntarily touched the 7 or 8 remaining roasted buns in their pockets, and they really didn't feel good about it.

  "Brother Fang, Brother Lan, continue!" Xu Xuan split the half owl into two, and immediately threw one towards the direction where Fang Jing was located!

  Fang Jing saw this and immediately handed over the other half to Lan Feng.

  He carefully looked at the owl meat in his hand, Fang Jing tore off a small piece and put it in his mouth, then as if he had discovered some treasure, he actually started devouring it wildly.

  "Hahaha!" The blind man and others saw Fang Jing and the two eating delicious food, and suddenly burst out laughing.

  With a hint of embarrassment, they both threw away the remaining bones and let out a satisfied burp. In their hearts, they also regained some goodwill towards Xu Xuan and the others.

  But the good times didn't last long, just when the blind man and others were almost done eating, Wangcai suddenly stood up from the edge of the water pool, his ears perked up, and then let out a loud bark!

  Woof woof woof!

  Xu Xuan saw Wangcai's movement and suddenly sprang into action, jumping directly onto a nearby willow branch. His eyes scanned the surroundings!

  "TMD! You're affecting my meal!"

  At this moment, more than 20 mountain bandits from the Lianfeng gang were leading a black wolf dog and had actually discovered Xu Xuan and others. After all, this was their territory, and they had previously inquired that yesterday's brothers in their own gang who encountered difficulties at Yunzhong Inn really had some connection with these people.

  The leading burly man with a double chin had already spotted Xu Xuan and the others in his line of sight, and at this moment, he jogged along with the other helpers, suddenly appearing fifty meters in front of Xu Xuan and the others.

  "What kind of people are you? How dare you enter the territory of our Lotus Peak Gang without even greeting us!" The burly man's eyes scanned Xu Xuan and the others, lingering for a moment on Fang Jing, Lan Feng, and Xu Xuan.

  Xu Xuan heard this and jumped down from the branch, then smiled faintly at the burly man and said: "Double Chin, what do you think?"

  As soon as this was said, suddenly blind men and others stood behind Xu Xuan, only to wait for Xu Xuan's big hand to wave, then it would be a bloody storm.

  "You two tie each other up, and I'll take you back later. Maybe our master will be in a good mood and let you go!" The two underlings shouted loudly.

  What a joke, tying each other up? This was the most ridiculous battle cry Xu Xuan had ever heard.

  At this moment, the blind man took a step forward with a sneer and shouted: "Damn it! Kneel down immediately and knock your head on the ground ten times until you knock out your brains! Otherwise, it's a dead word!"

  "What...what?"

  "Too arrogant!"

  "Third Master, I'm going to kill this sausage mouth!"

  "Three masters, this sausage mouth is handed over to me!"

  The Big Han with the double chin was originally the third master of the Lianfeng gang, and now his brothers under him were asking to go to war one after another, making him extremely angry. After all, he had never seen anyone as arrogant as the blind man's words since he was born!

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