Chapter 4: Guo Xi Xi

  Zhang Peng walked down the road to the boiler room with two hot water kettles in hand, feeling extremely depressed.

  Every day opening the water is a physically and mentally exhausting task, especially for a man in the same dormitory. Fortunately, on the way from Building 14 to the boiler room, I will also pass by Building 11.

  Dormitory 11 is a girls' dormitory where students from several departments such as the School of Materials Science and Engineering, School of Foreign Languages, etc. are gathered. It's a place that many guys dream of sneaking into at night to become Spider-Man or Tian Boguang. Although the middle-aged woman guarding the dormitory door has the nickname "Extinction Master", in N years, N guys have tried various methods but failed to enter Dorm 11 successfully. However, if you're lucky, when passing by, you can still catch a glimpse of some spring scenery from certain windows that haven't been curtained.

  As he walked past the 11th dormitory, he would glance at each window that wasn't covered with curtains to see if there was anything exciting going on inside, which had become Zhang Peng's only source of entertainment while walking along the river.

  At that moment, Zhang Peng was looking at the window of dormitory 11 with a sly expression, while Guo Xi was walking in the opposite direction, looking extremely depressed, on her way back to her own dorm room.

  Guo XiXi, who was admitted to Central China Normal University from Shanghai, is 1.6 meters tall, with a delicate face and a very slender figure. However, if you think Guo XiXi is the kind of girl who blushes when speaking loudly, then you are wrong, very wrong. Although many times when Guo XiXi calms down, she indeed looks weak and gentle.

  At first, Guo XiXi and Ai Jing arrived at room 307 in dormitory 11 with their luggage. All the elder sisters in the house thought she was a very delicate girl, just like her name.

  But just like Zhang Peng discovered that Wu Yingda was not an honest person, the women in the house saw through Guo Xi's true nature in just two days.

  On the first night, Guo Xi told a whole evening of ghost stories to all the big sisters in the house, making them shiver under their blankets even on a hot summer day. But that's not all, Guo Xi also sneaked out of the room, washed her hands with cold water in the bathroom for a while, and then ran back to her own room to give each person a good touch. This made the several big sisters in Room 307 scream loudly, making people from other dormitories think that their dormitory had been invaded by an incredibly capable pervert who had done something very beastly to them.

  It wasn't until later that a group of older sisters found out that Guo XiXi's mother was an Eastern Airlines flight attendant, and his father was a forensic doctor. Basically, when he was young, it was usually his father who took care of him, and every night he would tell Guo XiXi stories - either about dissection cases or ghost stories. Growing up in this kind of environment, if Guo XiXi wasn't tough, that would be strange.

  And on the second day of formal school, something happened that made Guo Xi's dormitory sisters admire her even more. That day, before the Chinese Literature Overview class, Guo Xi and her dormitory received advice from their senior female students, telling them to dress as conservatively as possible, just like the foolish root in "Journey to the West". Guo Xi and her many female dormitory mates found this strange and asked why. The result was that the senior women said that the Chinese Literature Overview teacher, Little Li, looked very refined but was actually a very lecherous uncle who loved to sneak peeks at girls' chests and so on.

  All the women in the dormitory were sweating, but Guo XiXi patted her chest and said that if he dared to be so obscene, she would make him pay. All the women in the dormitory said, "XiXi, don't be arrogant, let him take advantage of you and eat tofu, it's his loss."

  In the end, Guo went to that class dressed up in an extremely charming and elegant way.

  That lecherous little teacher Li was shocked by the gentle and charming Shanghai beauty, and he quickly made his way to Guo XiXi's side. "Do you know Luo Bin Wang?" He asked while tapping on Guo XiXi's desk with his finger, trying to sneak a peek at something that would get him excited. Guo XiXi of course knew who Luo Bin Wang was, but seeing the lustful look on little teacher Li's face, she intentionally said "Is it that handsome guy from class three?"

  When Guo said that, Director Li smiled complacently and said, "No, Lu Binwang was one of the Four Greats of the Early Tang Dynasty. He could compose poetry at the age of seven. The most widely spread one is his poem 'Ode to a Goose'."

  Guo said softly, oh, it's that poem "Geese, geese, singing with their necks bent towards the sky. White feathers floating on green water, red webs paddling clear waves."

  Teacher Xiao Li said excitedly, "This classmate seems to have a talent for poetry. If you're interested, we can study it further after class." After saying this, Teacher Xiao Li asked Guo Xi Xi again, "What problems can you see from this poem?"

  Teacher Xiao Li originally wanted to show off his talent and make Guo XiXi, this literary MM, surrender. He thought that at first, Guo XiXi wouldn't even know who Lu Bin Wang was, let alone say anything about it. But unexpectedly, Guo XiXi smiled slyly and said: From this poem, we can see that Lu Bin Wang is very dissatisfied with his surroundings.

  "What makes you say that?" Guo said so, and Director Li was a little surprised. Because Lu Binwang was indeed a rebellious person.

  Guo said, very obviously, the character for "goose" is composed of two parts: "I" and "bird". The character for "bird" has been a swear word since ancient times until now. For example, if I call you a "bird person" now, it's an insult. In ancient times, the word "bird" roughly equaled the meaning of "fuck".

  "What the f**k! What the f**k! What the f**k! I'm yelling at the sky, who polluted this water, it's all green hair! I just took a bath and lost a whole pool of white feathers, can't even let the goose live!"

  Guo XiXi's interpretation of the poem was met with a few seconds of stunned silence in the classroom before everyone burst out laughing, but Guo XiXi wasn't finished yet. She said very seriously that Lu Binwang wrote this poem to express his dissatisfaction with the environment around him, just like now, when people with all sorts of weird and perverted thoughts can mix in with the students at Zhongda University.

  Teacher Xiao Li's face turned white three times and green three times before he could say three good words. From then on, whenever Guo Xi Xi was around, Teacher Xiao Li didn't dare to walk up to the pretty girls to ask questions.

  Guo XiXi also made many women in the dormitory admire her for another reason: she was very good at playing Starcraft. Guo XiXi and Yang Zhan were both recruited by the department team soon after entering school, becoming the main force of the department's Starcraft team. Many famous players from various schools had been defeated by Guo XiXi using her signature Protoss strategy.

  But today, Guo XiXi was extremely depressed because she had just gone through an interstellar match. The opponent was a few people from the chemical engineering department who usually stayed in the computer room of the chemical engineering department. Originally, Guo XiXi didn't think much of them, and when she went there with Yang Zhan's group, Guo XiXi wanted to let those people who mixed Hu every day know how to play StarCraft. But the result was so miserable. If it weren't for her ladylike image, after the match, Guo XiXi would have pulled out her hair.