The First Volume Chapter 23: The Night Urn of Qin Shi Huang

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  It's been a long time since I entered the mysterious post-apocalyptic space, where all the future people are masters of antiquities. He doesn't have any good antiques in his hand and it's not good to ask to go in.

  "Antiques ahead!" Suddenly, a mechanical electronic voice sounded in Zhangsun Chong's mind, startling him. He turned around to look everywhere, but except for the two pillars, there was only him. Where did that voice come from?

  "What's the blank expression for? The woman in front has a bronze artifact from the Warring States period, take it away and you can get a lot of time energy." A mechanical voice sounded again, Zhangsun Chong understood that it was someone from the post-apocalyptic space. It seems that the antique he sent over last time had an effect, now they can give him orders."

  Chang Sun Chong looked up and saw that it was the daughter-in-law of Yang Da Mo's family, who was pouring a chamber pot into the latrine. The black night pot with a greenish tint turned out to be a Warring States bronze vessel needed by the mysterious space. From the Warring States period to the Tang Dynasty, countless people must have used it, and the smell was probably very "thick and heavy".

  Chang Sun Chong may not have been a cleanliness freak, but the thought of asking for a chamber pot made him feel nauseous and lose his appetite.

  Chang Sun Chong turned to leave, but the prompt sound in his mind started again, saying: "Chang Sun Chong, that is a night pot used by Qin Shi Huang, it contains more temporal energy than a pile of Tang Dynasty artifacts you gave us."

  "I also can't go forward and ask a woman for a chamber pot, I'll definitely be taken as a rascal!" Zhang Sun Chong retorted in his mind, not wanting to pay attention.

  Unexpectedly, that person could actually hear what was going on in Zhang Sun's mind, startling him. He asked in his heart: "How did you know what I was thinking?"

  "Hehe, you are our only friend in contact with the outside world. We will respect your privacy and not interfere with your thoughts and actions. However, we really want that Qin Shi Huang's night pot. We know you need to win over the noble sons now and are eager to discuss merits. Here, we have many military training methods suitable for the Tang Dynasty, as well as a detailed map of the Tang Dynasty and surrounding areas including Tujue, Goguryeo, and Nanzhao." The person inside was getting anxious and quickly revealed the bargaining chips.

  Hehe, previously it was his eldest grandson who came to ask for the End of the World Space, now they are starting to ask me, I must slaughter them.

  "Heh heh, since you're so eager for it, I'll reluctantly go ask for it. However, I still need the method to make the water cart. Ah, if you can make it easy for me to make these things, that would be even better. You have to understand me, if I suddenly take out so many good things, people will suspect something. If I learn how myself and remember it, then if others are suspicious, I can just make up a story about a divine revelation." Chang Sun's face revealed a smile, very cunning.

  Dà zhù, èr zhù, bù zhī dào dà shǎo ye kàn dào yī gè shǎo fù dào yè píng, wèi shén me huì lù chū nà yàng "xiè jiàn" de biǎo qíng, nán dào dà shǎo ye gù tài meng shēng?

  Translation:

  Big pillar, second pillar, I don't know why Master saw a young woman pouring the night pot and revealed such a "lewd" expression. Is Master having some kind of perverted thoughts?

  "Hmm, okay, we have a way that can make you accept this knowledge quickly, but it's a bit painful, I don't know if you're willing?"

  A real man, what's a little pain, said in his heart: "Okay!"

  Chang Sun stared at the night pot for several eyes, but was too embarrassed to ask for it. After all, he was the first noble son of Chang'an, and asking a woman for a night pot would be beneath him.

  "Big pillar, that chamber pot is pretty good, get it over here." Chang Sun suddenly thought of the two followers beside him!

  The big pillar was puzzled and said with difficulty: "Young master, we have a night pot at home. Xiaomantou takes it in every evening and brings it out in the morning."

  Chang Sun Chong, how can you explain that it's a night pot used by Qin Shi Huang, it's very precious and has great use!

  "I don't care, I've taken a liking to their chamber pot." Zhang Sun waved his hand, "You guys go get it for me!"

  Two pillars were puzzled and couldn't figure it out, scratched their heads and said: "You're looking for the person who took the chamber pot, right?"

  "Master, you can't just take a commoner's daughter by force! If the old master finds out, he'll beat you again!"

  "Who says I'm looking for the chamber pot?! Come on, I'll whisper to you, there's something very important on that chamber pot. You believe me, no matter if you steal it or snatch it, tonight, I want to see a clean chamber pot under my bed." Zhang Sun Chong flung his sleeve and tossed the scalding yam to two of his subordinates.

  Da Zhuang, Er Zhuang looked at each other, didn't know what to do?

  "Big brother, why don't we go buy one from their house?" Er Zhuang thought the young master was too strange, what's the point of looking for someone else's chamber pot at night?

  Dàzhù felt that it wouldn't be good, if they really went to buy someone's used chamber pot, they would probably be pointed at and laughed at wherever they went in the village.

  "No good, let's do it this way instead. Later, when the people at Yang Damao's house have all gone down to the fields, we'll climb over the wall and steal from them." Da Zhuang couldn't bear to throw that person out, so he thought of stealing instead.

  "No way, big brother, how can I be a thief?!" Er Zhu disagreed.

  "We didn't steal it for nothing, I have a few silver coins here that can buy several new chamber pots." Da Zhu explained, anyway the chamber pot wasn't worth much money, since the young master wanted it, they could only try their best to get one.

  "Big brother, I don't dare, you go steal it, I'll keep watch for you!" Er Zhuang was timid and had no ideas.

  "Good, give me the ball!"

  When the people in Yang Dama's house took farm tools to the field, Er Zhuang blew the wind, and Da Zhuang stole the night pot from Yang Dama's house. However, there were several at home, and Da Zhuang didn't notice which one was in the hands of the young daughter-in-law earlier. He put a few silver coins on the dinner table and took away all the night pots.

  Although these chamber pots have been washed in the morning, they may still have some urine smell inside because of long use.

  "Big young master, it's all back." Da Zhu poured out the contents of the sack onto the ground.

  Chang Sun Chong was stunned, several chamber pots, which one is it!

  Chang Sun shouted in his heart: "Which one of you wants? Hurry up and come out!" Chang Sun pinched his nose.

  "It's the biggest one." A voice came from the doomsday space, "That smells terrible, go get some soap and water to wash it!"

  Chang Sun Chong despised the stinky things, but wanted them anyway. He had Da Zhu put the items in soap water and threw away other night pots to get more stuff.

  At night, Zhangsun Chong held a paper-wrapped, day-steeped chamber pot, waiting for the mysterious doomsday space to open.

  Chang Sun rushed into the mysterious post-apocalyptic space, and was blocked by a lewd man who said: "Young boy, I have super powerful aphrodisiacs here, guaranteed to make you invincible for one night, conquer countless women, and last as long as you want..."

  "Uncle Zhang, I'm still a minor! You can't sell me adult products all day long! Aren't you harming me?!" Long Sun rushed to push away the owner of the adult store, Downflow Zhang, who was about to pounce on him.

  Xiaoliu rolled his eyes and said with a sly smile: "You don't need it, you can sell it to your dad!"

  Chang Sun Chong really had the urge to punch this scoundrel Zhang, clenching his fists and then releasing them again, taking a deep breath! His father's son and daughter were already 18 years old, they couldn't have any more children, they couldn't afford it!

  "Uncle Zhang, if you want something, just say it directly, don't try to sell me this thing again, I don't need it!" Chang Sun exclaimed with wide eyes.

  With a sly smile and a wink, he grabbed Zhang's shoulder and said: "Good kid, you even know what I'm thinking! You know how much I admire great women. Can you steal Long Sun Empress's bellyband for me? Take whatever you want from my store!"

  Chang Sun Chong thought he hadn't heard clearly and asked: "What did you say?"

  The eunuch Zhang hastily covered his mouth with his hands and whispered: "The bellyband of Empress Longsun!"

  Chang Sun Chong grasped Zhang's collar with both hands and said sternly, "If you wanted me to die early, just say so! Chang Sun Empress is my aunt, how could you ask me to steal her undergarments? That's too despicable! If others find out, I'll be scolded as being worse than a beast! You also said it yourself, Chang Sun Empress, the empress! Her husband is the Tang Dynasty's Emperor Li Er. If he finds out that I stole his wife's underwear, won't I be buried alive?! Look at your age, and you still dare to call me Zhang Uncle, yet you're always setting me up!"

  With one push of strength, don't bother with the flowing Zhang.

  "Hey, hey, young man, don't be angry! I was just joking with you! Actually, I wanted to see what clothes the Tang Dynasty noblewomen wore. Can you bring me one next time?" Downstream Zhang stood up straight and smiled apologetically.

  "Uh, alright, next time I'll bring you in." Zhangsun knew that everyone here was not simple, even if they were selling adult products, it's best not to offend them, who knows which brother might be useless and still ask for help from this guy!

  "Thanks a lot, young man, just let me know what you need, all kinds of medicine, lubricant..."