The 4th National God Selection Conference

  It is said that after the heroes of the Three Kingdoms ascended to heaven, the Heavenly Court needed to select a heavenly deity in order to govern more conveniently, and thus the following dialogue ensued.

  Luo Guanzhong (also known as Old Luo): For this sea election, the requirements are as follows, only those who meet the conditions can be selected. First, those who have killed their fathers are not allowed.

  Diao Chan: "Husband, it seems like they're talking about you ~~"

  Lü Bu: "Huh? My old man has too many enemies, accidentally killing one or two is normal, isn't it?"

  Lao Luo: "One who swallows people does not take (them) in."

  Dong Zhuo: "Believe it or not, I'll deep-fry you!!"

  Lao Luo: "Those with loud voices will not be selected."

  Sun Ce shouted loudly: "You castrated man, Zhang Fei!"

  "Zhang Fei shouted loudly: 'You little tyrant (Ba) Wang and Sun Ce!'"

  Two men stood facing each other and smiled, thinking in their hearts: "Damn it, you can't even be scared to death."

  Lao Luo: "Don't take the drunkard's words."

  Guan Yu pointed at his own red face and roared: "This is a birthmark!"

  Lao Luo: "Children's Day is not a holiday."

  Liu Bei picked up Adou and cried: "Daddy is sorry to you."

  A'Dou smiled and said: "No, let's try again!"

  Lao Luo: "The skeleton is surprisingly not taken."

  Wei Yan looked around and said: "Who dares to say I, who dares to say I..." Unexpectedly, he was trampled flat by Ma Dai's foot.

  Lao Luo: "Don't hit someone from behind."

  Ma Dai pointed at Zhuge and said: "This is the Prime Minister..." but was immediately covered by Zhuge's hand.

  Lao Luo: "Those who have farmed don't take."

  "The minister was originally a commoner, personally tilling the land in Nanyang."

  Lao Luo: "Age is not taken into account."

  Huang Zhong: "As Su Shi said, 'In his youth, a man is apt to be reckless'."

  Yan Yu: "Who is Su Shi?"

  Huang Zhong: "I'd rather die than surrender!"

  Lao Luo: "Don't take out the gallstones."

  Jiang Wei said: "I have gallbladder disease"

  Lao Luo: "Those with unusual appearances are not accepted."

  Pang Tong and Zhang Song gazed at each other for a long time, then simultaneously exclaimed: "Damn it to hell!"

  Lao Luo: "Those without teeth will not be taken."

  Cheng Yu said: "Quickly summon the imperial physician, the Prime Minister has a headache again."

  Lao Luo: "Those without IQ don't take it."

  Xu Xun widened his eyes: "Are you all looking at me?"

  Lao Luo: "Those with skirt ties are not taken."

  Cao Ren: "I have nothing to do with Ge Daomu, I am Xueqin's second uncle."

  Cao Hong's face was filled with astonishment: "Damn, you're ruthless." He suddenly turned around and said word by word: "Actually, my surname is Hong."

  Lao Luo: "Those who surrender and defect to the enemy will be put to death."

  Yu Jin's face was innocent: "Surrendering is surrendering. They only let me go after they saw through it."

  Lao Luo: "Those who surrender voluntarily will be spared."

  Xu You: "Don't you understand the art of no gap? Who would have thought that Yuan Shao really hid the grain in Wuchao?"

  Lao Luo: "Thieves who have become habitual will not take anything."

  Jiang Gan said: "Borrowing a book, reading is the reader's business, can it be considered stealing?"

  Lao Luo: "Those with heart disease are not accepted."

  Wang Lang: "Cough, cough... you... cough, cough..." Before he could finish speaking, he fell over on his back.

  Lao Luo: "Huh? So even ghosts can get sick?"

  Wang Lang suddenly stood up, patted his buttocks and laughed: "No, I'm used to it."

  Lao Luo: "Don't take it if you stutter."

  Deng Ai: "I... I... I... I'm done for."

  Lao Luo: "Barbarians should not be taken."

  Meng Huo: "What's going on?!"

  Attendant: "Our great king asks, what kind of meeting is this?"

  Lao Luo: "The foreign country's non-withdrawal."

  Sun Quan smiled and said: "Although I may not look like a person from the Central Plains, but who is my father Sun Jian? The whole world knows."

  "Wu Guo Tai cried: 'Son, now that things have come to this point, I can no longer keep from telling you who your real father is.'"

  Lao Luo: "There are masochistic tendencies that cannot be taken."

  Huang Guai: "Rather than letting me become a god, just kill me!"

  Lao Luo: "Those with too many scars on their bodies will not be selected."

  Zhou Tai bared his chest and said: "The revenge is not satisfying, 15 more cuts were made to invite merit."

  Lao Luo: "Exposure is not taken."

  He was furious and got up, took off his pants and threw them over there.

  Lao Luo: Usurpers will not be tolerated.

  Cao Pi: He wants you to be emperor, but you don't want to?

  Lao Luo: No tricks or gimmicks.

  Zhang Jiao: The immortal really sent me a book...

  Lao Luo: Those who are handsome will not be chosen.

  Ma Chao: Damn it, Zhang Fei's good looks are also at fault

  Lao Luo: No good-looking ones allowed.

  Zhou Yu: Being handsome is not my fault...

  Lao Luo: Foreigners need not apply.

  Sun Quan: I'm not a foreigner... I just...

  Lao Luo: Those who have killed people will not be taken.

  The general said: ………

  Lao Luo: "The extremely talented are not chosen."

  "I've had it!"