Chapter 1: Damn Reincarnation

  The bright moon shines at night, the loom prompts the east wall... At night, peaceful and quiet, stars and moon shine together.

  "Ah, save me......" A frightened and panicked voice that evolved into a fearful heartbeat, like a sharp sword piercing through the quiet night sky.

  Xiang Le County is a thriving town with a large population, although it has not been officially designated as a county, it is commonly referred to as Xiang Le Prefecture. A poet once summarized Xiang Le Prefecture as "streets lined with pearls, households overflowing with silk, competing in luxury and extravagance."

  The Bai family is one of the largest and most prominent families in Xiang Le County, and can be called a local wealthy family.

  That beautiful and unpretentious scream came from the White family.

  The Bai family's compound was suddenly lit up, with the sound of gongs, shouts and noise mixed with the sound of footsteps rushing out of the house. What a lively scene!

  One by one, torches were lit, and in the flickering light, the entire White House was suddenly illuminated brightly.

  "What's going on?" A man with a decent appearance, holding up his pants, ran out of the house.

  Another man, also only wearing his undergarments, replied: "I heard cries for help coming from the second young lady's room. I don't know what happened either, let's go take a look." The man finished speaking and ran towards the inner courtyard.

  "Go...go...go...take a look..." The man hastily tied his belt, put on the blue cap and didn't bother to tidy up, running after him.

  Yue Kang reluctantly opened his sleepy eyes, muttering: "What's all the shouting about at this late hour? Can't you let people sleep? Don't you have any morals?"

  Rubbing his sleepy eyes, yawning and half-closing them, he suddenly sat up straight when he saw everything in front of him.

  "What's going on? What's happening?" Yue Kang felt his mind suddenly becoming very dull, as if he had seen a ghost, and was shocked with an expression of incredulity.

  As he came to, he found himself sitting on a woman's bed. The woman beside him had tears in her eyes, her body trembling violently as she cowered in the corner of the bed, clutching the quilt and screaming for help.

  Yue Kang was at a loss, what on earth is going on? He was dazed and didn't know what had happened.

  No, no, in a daze, Yue Kang remembered that he was the deputy manager of the human resources department of a company. Due to his outstanding performance, he might be promoted to take over as the regular manager at the end of the year, replacing the narrow-minded and unpopular regular manager.

  Manager Wang made things difficult for Yue Kang during his working period. When Yue Kang first joined the company, Manager Wang didn't take a liking to him. The main reason was that Manager Wang's favorite little secretary had spoken a few words of praise about Yue Kang in front of him, which triggered this Manager Wang's dislike. "You think you're so great? Let me show you how I'll deal with you."

  Then they started to suppress Yue Kang everywhere, making him do all the hard and bitter tasks. They used every trick in the book on him, including the "beauty trap", the "endurance test" and the "pretended retreat tactic". Out of the 36 tactics, almost all were applied to Yue Kang, except for one - fleeing as a last resort.

  What can be done, Yue Kang is a little Qiang who cannot be beaten to death, the more he is hit, the more prosperous he becomes. On the contrary, under Yue Kang's unyielding and non-yin-yang counterattack, that Wang manager was beaten all over the place, crying out in pain.

  You know thirty-six strategies, many are complicated, but I only know one strategy: to use a strategy to counter a strategy.

  Watching Yue Kang climb up to the deputy manager's position, Manager Wang can still comfort himself that the deputy manager is still listening to his orders. At the same time, he also went to flatter and ask about the well-being of the superior leader who promoted Yue Kang, even inquiring about the female members of their family.

  What's even more infuriating is that the leader, in an important meeting, made some ambiguous yet revealing remarks, seemingly intentionally trying to promote that guy who he can't stand and wants to skin alive as a legitimate candidate. The most annoying thing is that this leader is someone at his own level who can't be moved or replaced.

  His superior gave him an evaluation of "putting it in four seas and being applicable everywhere"

  From then on, he seemed to be an abandoned king, his ministers and concubines left him, and the subordinates looked at him with disdain in their eyes. Even the "loyal" subordinates no longer risked their lives for him, not even his most "favored" big-breasted concubine would intentionally or unintentionally press her bulging breasts against him. It was a bleak scene, the party's flag had fallen to one side.

  He was on fire, the flames of anger burning in his heart, his hatred for Yue Kang surpassing even the pain of losing his wife and father. His rage had reached a boiling point, causing him to lose all reason, and he drove his black Audi, specially modified for drifting, straight at Yue Kang without hesitation.

  Yue Kang, who was thinking about what gift to buy for his girlfriend's birthday, didn't have time to exclaim "I'm in trouble" before he was knocked out of the way by more than ten meters. As he flew through the air, Yue Kang couldn't help but think that only the "Qian Kun Da Nuo Yi" move could completely eliminate the threat of the oncoming car. Unfortunately, he didn't know how to do it, and so he died.

  Murder, naked murder, Wang Xiaomi I fuck your ancestors eighteen generations, my happiness and sex life have just begun!

  Looking at the panicked woman in the dark night, looking at a house full of ancient decorations, Comrade Yue Kang, who had read many time-traveling books, understood.

  He crossed over.

  Yue Kang raised his head, and suddenly he wanted to cry out for his mother. He saw a large hole in the shape of the character "big" on the roof, through which he could still see the moonlight shining like water in the sky.

  The debris of broken tiles, broken wood and mud on the bed, Yue Kang's expression was very strange, it couldn't be that he had coincidentally crossed over to someone else's woman's bed, could it?

  The answer is very clear, yes, he indeed crossed over onto the woman's bed.

  In the dark of night, Yue Kang couldn't see the woman's face clearly and couldn't tell whether she was beautiful or ugly. Even if he had a thousand mouths, he wouldn't know how to explain himself. He opened his mouth several times before finally saying: "Miss, don't shout, I think this is a misunderstanding." When he said the words "misunderstanding", Yue Kang felt very unconvincing. How could there be such an incredible misunderstanding in the world? Even Yue Kang himself felt that his explanation was pale and powerless.

  "I'm leaving now, I'll disappear at the fastest speed, don't cry, girl." Yue Kang also said in an ancient tone. Nowadays, it's not good to say anything, it's better to leave this place of right and wrong as the best strategy.

  The girl curled up in the corner of the bed, not daring to move. Seeing Yue Kang get out of bed, she subconsciously shrank back again. In a daze, she saw Yue Kang's bare back, wearing only a pair of shorts, and buried her head deep in the bedding, crying even harder, as if she had been raped. After the man left, the girl cried uncontrollably with a broken heart.

  At the sound of that heart-wrenching cry, Yue Kang's heart suddenly softened for no reason. How much sorrow and grievance must have accumulated to produce such unbearable pain!

  "Sorry! Today is really a misunderstanding!" Yue Kang said in a low voice, he wanted to reach out and wipe away the woman's tears, wanting to hold her and comfort her, a very pure kind.

  Before he could make his next move, the door was kicked open. The sudden "bang" startled Yue Kang, who was already nervous. His heart leapt to his throat, wondering if he was going to be caught in the act.

  Yue Kang wanted to cry but had no tears. What kind of family is this?

  In the blink of an eye, two figures flashed into the room. Yue Kang didn't have time to see clearly what they looked like, only hearing the light hum of metal, which was the sound of drawing swords. Then, two dark shadows rushed forward, their hands dancing with sword flowers, like open-mouthed beasts swallowing towards Yue Kang.

  Yue Kang didn't even have time to react, and the two swords were already placed on his neck. With just a slight exertion of force, Yue Kang would be gone. The swords on his neck emitted a cool, chilly aura, causing Yue Kang's heart to tremble violently. He thought about how heroes in TV shows could remain calm when faced with swords on their necks, but that was all nonsense. These two swords brought an overwhelming pressure that surpassed even the soul-snatching flags of the Black and White Impermanence.

  The room was illuminated by the firelight, and the first to enter were two girls, who were also the two black shadows. Because of the sword on his shoulder, Yue Kang couldn't see their faces clearly, but their clothes seemed like those of black warriors in a movie.

  Then, a lady who looked like she was in her sixties or seventies with white hair, dressed in luxurious clothes, with an extraordinary aura, holding a golden phoenix-headed cane, the old lady had a cold expression, her eyes were piercing and gave people a sense of majesty.

  The two women following behind her were also dressed in a uniform, staring at him with the same deadly gaze. Each of them held a torch in their hands, the flames dancing and casting a reddish glow on the room.

  The noise outside grew louder and louder, as if there were many people. Yue Kang looked out the window and saw rows of torches surrounding the entire house.

  Yue Kang sighed endlessly and thought to himself: "My life is already pitiful."

  "This and that... what's going on, I..." Yue Kang hurriedly explained, without even having time to wipe the beads of sweat that had formed on his forehead.

  Before Yue Kang could finish speaking, the old lady shouted, "You dare to launch a surprise attack on my White family at night and insult my innocent daughter! If I don't chop you into pieces today, it would be an injustice to heaven!" The old lady's jaws were tightly clenched, each word squeezed out of her mouth, filled with unspoken hatred.

  The old lady's face was stern and her eyes were like knives.

  The old lady had a noble and cold demeanor, and Yue Kang suddenly felt an intangible sense of oppression, which was chilling. This oppressive feeling came from the old lady's unyielding aura, carrying an irresistible majesty that made people feel timid.

  In the face of that oppressive feeling, the two swords stuck to his body seemed so insignificant, as if that aura could kill people without a sound.

  As she shook her body, the white hair on her head and the phoenix hairpin also trembled.

  "Old lady, I think it's all a misunderstanding. I fell asleep and didn't know how I ended up here. Yes, it was sleepwalking, absolutely sleepwalking! You don't know that I've had somnambulism since childhood... after falling asleep, I always do some muddled things. Just last month, I fell asleep and somehow killed the neighbor's chicken... Old lady, don't glare at me, everything I said is true, I swear to heaven and earth..."

  "Two sisters, you can be angry if you want to, but don't let your hands shake. If they get numb or sore, why not put down the swords for a bit?"

  Yue Kang said, pushing the long sword on his neck, but the two beautiful sisters held the sword even tighter.

  "I'm really innocent..." Yue Kang cried with a sad face.

  What the hell do you want me to say for you to believe, must I say that I'm a time-traveler who accidentally traveled through time and ended up on your second miss's bed, and coincidentally only wearing a pair of underwear? Can this kind of thing be believed? Do they even know what time-travel is?

  A belly full of bitter juice, nowhere to spit it out, wanting to cry but feeling powerless, looking up at the ceiling with tears that won't fall. Oh heavens, I'm really being wronged.

  "Xia Wei, Xia Yu killed this scoundrel." The old lady said sternly.

  Xia Wei received the order and Xia Yu's wrist lightly flipped, ready to behead Yue Kang.

  Suddenly, Yue Kang burst out laughing: "Haha haha haha, kill or rob as you please, I'm satisfied, haha, I'm satisfied." Yue Kang's voice was almost shouting, high and clear, not only could the people in the room hear it clearly, but even the servants and maids outside the door could hear it clearly. The shout had a heroic spirit of sacrificing one's life for the country, if he added a sentence "The wind is sad and the water is cold, the brave warrior will never return" at the end, it would be even more flavorful.

  "Stop..." The old lady hastily stopped Xiasummer and Xiayu who were about to take action, with anger and hesitation in her eyes.