Grand Opera

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  Gongsun Yue and Zhang Yan sat in a row, while Sun Yu curled up into a ball, hiding behind them with his hands around his knees. Just as they had settled into position, Gongsun Zan and Yan Na walked in.

  "Ah, Second Sister, why are you stabbing Zhang Yan's face with a knife?" Gong Sun Zan was shocked.

  Gongsun Yue held a dagger and made two slashing motions on Zhang Yan's face, then said: "Sister, I'm just making gestures, this isn't even cutting yet, is it?"

  "Gongsun Zan sighed and said, 'Second sister, don't be reckless. Let's not bother the person who is seeking the truth. Leave it to him to handle himself. Whether he wants to kill or spare, let him decide. Don't interfere.'"

  Sun Yu listened behind and thought, "Hmm, this soft girl is really good to me. Whether I want to kill or spare her, it's all up to me. Am I the master or is she the master?"

  All I heard was Gong Sun Yue humming in front of me: "I'm afraid he won't kill or let go, and will take this woman to his bed. At that time, sister, you...". Her words were spoken with a strange tone, obviously intentionally said for Sun Yu's ears behind her.

  But then... what happened next made everyone almost fall to the ground.

  Gongsun Zan's face turned red as he said, "It doesn't matter if we sleep together, I've been spoiled since childhood and don't know how to serve others. In the future, relying solely on me to take care of him might not be enough. Moreover, I often have to go to battle, when I'm away, he can take two concubines to comfort his loneliness, and there are also maidservants to serve him, what can I do about it?"

  Hmph!

  Yan Gao spits blood!

  Gongsun Yue spat blood!

  Zhang Yan spits blood!

  Sun Yu is sweating profusely! Soft girl, you're ruthless! Indeed, it's a reversal of the usual female supremacy and male inferiority. How did it completely reverse when it came to Gong Sun Zan?

  Gongsun Yue was greatly shocked and thought: Oh no, my sister's words were all heard by Sun Yu behind me. This time he will be over the moon! No way, I'll protect my sister!

  She glared at Gong Sunzhan and said, "Sister, what nonsense are you talking about!" She steeled herself, the dagger in her hand sank, and she slashed towards Zhang Yan's face, thinking: I'll take the blame, I'll ruin this woman's looks, and Sun Yu won't disappoint his sister.

  She drew her sword, and Sun Yu's heart skipped a beat. This woman is so ruthless, how can she do this to another woman? He wanted to save Zhang Yan, but was afraid of being seen by Gong Sun Zan. What a predicament! What to do?

  Sun Yu didn't have time to think carefully, he just wanted to save people quickly. Right in front of him were the buttocks of Gong Sun Yue and Zhang Yan. Sun Yu stretched out his hand and slapped a loud slap on Gong Sun Yue's buttocks.

  "Ah!" Gong Sun Yue's buttocks hurt, and the knife in her hand loosened and hung down. Then she immediately understood that she had been spanked by Sun Yu... This... this wicked brother-in-law...

  No way, I have to hold back, my sister is in front of me. Now if my sister sees this bad egg Sun Yu, how can I explain it? Gong Sun Rou's face suddenly turned bright red, she was holding a dagger and still wanted to stab Zhang Yan, just as she raised the knife.

  "Slap", her buttocks were slapped again.

  She understood, Sun Yu was not allowing her to draw her sword... didn't want her butt to be beaten, couldn't recklessly swing the knife. Gong Sun Yue bit her lower lip with her upper teeth and reluctantly put down the knife in her hand.

  "Huh! Just put down your sword." Gong Sun said in a soft voice: "Second sister, stop messing around all day. We still need to discuss how to deal with Zhang Jiao's martial arts skills. Follow me back to the main military account, we'll call Xun Zhen and have a good discussion."

  Sun Yu heard this and immediately felt relieved, thinking: "You women, focus on the main issue first. You're not dealing with Zhang Jiao, such an important matter, but instead you're making a fuss over a captive here."

  Gongsun Yue stood up straight and said: "Sister, you go first, I'll follow right after."

  Gongsun Zan shook his head and said to Yan Liang, "Look at my sister, alas, she's really a headache." The two of them spoke as they turned around and walked back to the central army tent.

  The three people in the tent suddenly let out a sigh of relief.

  Gongsun Yue was furious and turned around, staring at Sun Yu: "You... you scoundrel actually hit me... where did I hit you?!"

  "Desperate times call for desperate measures! Cough, cough, desperate times call for desperate measures!" Sun Yu awkwardly said: "I'm doing this to save people, aren't I?"

  Gongsun Yue didn't care whether he was acting out of desperation or not, she picked up her dagger and furiously said: "I was kind enough to help you cover up in front of my sister, yet you scoundrel dare to insult me..."

  Sun Yugan coughed twice and coquettishly said: "You listen to what your sister said, she doesn't mind at all, who wants you to cover up?"

  "Scoundrel! Prevaricator!" Gong Sun Yue's anger grew as she thought about it, and seeing Sun Yu lying on the ground with his face up towards the sky, she suddenly pounced over, sat on top of Sun Yu, raised the dagger in her hand, and with a "brush", thrust the knife straight down into his face.

  However, the knife was not inserted into Sun Yu, but rather into the empty space beside his head. The dagger had been thrust into the ground a few inches away from Sun Yu's left ear. Gong Sun Yue had her hands planted firmly on either side of Sun Yu's head, and her entire body was straddled across his, as she wailed: "You scoundrel, return my innocence to me!" She wore a suit of armor on her upper body, which was extremely heavy, making Sun Yu feel rather uncomfortable.

  Sun Yu said gloomily: "I didn't humiliate you, what's so noble about that? It was just a moment of urgency and I slapped you twice."

  "Do you believe I'll kill you?" Gong Sun Yue said in anger.

  "If you didn't believe me, you would have killed me with one stab just now." Sun Yu calmly analyzed as a scientist: "You deliberately stabbed crookedly just now, which means you don't want to kill me. Besides... I'm stronger than you, you can't kill me."

  Gongsun Yue was stunned, had this guy become shameless to such an extent?

  She stretched out her hand to grasp the hilt of the dagger stuck in the ground, and pulled back with force, wanting to pull out the dagger, but it was inserted too tightly just now, and for a while, she couldn't pull it out.

  Just then, a figure flashed at the entrance of the camp, and Gong Sun Zan walked in again. She said as she entered, "Second sister, why haven't you come yet? I've been waiting for half a day without any movement."

  Ah! Gong Sun Yue heard her sister come in again, and this shock was not trivial. She was riding on Sun Yu's body, using force to pull out the dagger, her center of gravity unstable, her heart shocked again, her upper body suddenly fell forward, chest to chest, with Sun Yu having a thorough zero-distance contact. The most clever thing was that her cherry small mouth just happened to be printed on Sun Yu's mouth...

  Gongsun Zan had just walked into the tent and saw that Gongsun Yue was pushing Sun Yu down, straddling him, leaning forward and kissing him.

  Gongsun Zan turned into stone in an instant!

  "Ah? Sister, it's not... don't misunderstand, the situation isn't like that!" Gong Sun Yue suddenly jumped up and rushed to Gong Sun Zan's side, hastily saying: "Sister, it's not what you saw."

  Sun Yu also sighed and quickly explained: "It's really not like that!"

  Gongsun Zan took a glance at Sun Yu, then another glance at Gongsun Yue, looking left and right. Suddenly, he let out a soft sigh and said: "I knew it... How could such a good man like Xunzi not have someone competing with me for him? I've waited from 15 to 20 years for a good man, but now that I've finally found one, no way, Second Sister, I won't let her go to you."

  Gongsun Yue nodded like a little chicken pecking at rice: "Sister, no, don't misunderstand, I don't want this man."

  But Gongsun Zan acted as if he hadn't heard Gongsun Yue's words, muttering: "Absolutely not, I'm the elder sister and you're the younger sister, I'll be the one in charge!"

  Hmph!

  Gongsun Yue spat blood!

  Sun Yu spit blood!

  Zhang Yan, who was watching from the side, glanced left and right, and suddenly burst out laughing. This play is really great!