Chapter 46: Drunkenly Beating the Emperor's Grandson

  With their hunger and thirst satisfied, the two drunkards supported each other as they got up.

  Xiao Fan gave a sidelong glance with a pair of drunken eyes, patted the dejected fake Zhu Yunwen: "If you're not afraid of losing your head, then continue pretending to be the Crown Prince, I'm full and drunk, I'm leaving."

  The fake Zhu Yunfeng had his hands in his waist and abdomen, feeling around for the money bag, while shouting to his partner to settle the bill.

  Then he muttered in his mouth: "You wait, you wait for me well, I will make you believe..."

  After being touched for half a day, the fake Zhu Yunwen's face was somewhat embarrassed.

  Xiao Fan's eyesight was naturally keen, and with a glance around, he softly asked: "No money?"

  The fake Zhu Yunhe nodded slightly and then shook his head: "I have money, but it's all on my bodyguard. I don't have the habit of carrying silver..."

  "Bang!" Force splits Mount Hua.

  Ever since he got to know this fake, Xiao Fan felt that he had become particularly violent. Seeing the fake being slapped and enduring the pain, a kind of indescribable pleasure arose from the bottom of his heart.

  "You can't even afford a decent restaurant? And you're still pretending to be a bodyguard? You've fallen so low and yet you're still putting on airs..."

  The fake goods blinked, tears fell again, with a look of sadness and grievance, mixed with a few pitiful meanings.

  "I'm not pretending, I really am the crown prince..."

  "Shut up!" Xiao Fan shouted, shaking his dizzy head vigorously. He seemed to recall the good old days of robbing small grocery stores in his past life and forgot that he was the boss of this wine house. He leaned in close to the fake goods' ear, saying, "I think you're not bad, I'll save you once today. Listen, have you ever had a tyrant's meal?"

  The fake goods opened their eyes wide: "What is a tyrant's meal?"

  Xiao Fan's mischievous smile: "The Tyrant's Meal is... Run!"

  As soon as the words fell, Xiao Fan didn't say a word, grabbed the fake goods' hand, and before Old Cai came over to settle the bill, the two turned into two wisps of black smoke and disappeared in the blink of an eye within the main hall of Zui Xian Lou. Outside on Qing Shi Street, only two human shadows were seen flashing by quickly, and then they vanished without a trace.

  Lao Cai's eyes widened, his hands froze in mid-air as he calculated on the abacus, and Dogzi also stood still beside him. The clerks in the hall were like they had been cast a spell, standing motionless, their faces wooden as they stared at Xiao Zhanggui pulling away with the fake goods, disappearing into thin air in just a few breaths.

  After a long time, the dog suddenly jumped up as if it had been kicked and said in surprise: "Old Cai, Old Cai, what's going on with the boss this time?"

  Lao Cai furrowed his brow in deep thought: "The shopkeeper's actions are profound and unpredictable, like a deer hanging its horns, leaving no trace to be found... Today's move must have a deeper meaning..."

  The dog son scratched his head and said, "It can't be that he got drunk and forgot that he was the boss of this restaurant, so after eating, he didn't have any money on him, so he just ate a tyrant's meal..."

  "Slap!" The dog's hindbrain was slapped by Old Cai with a loud slap.

  "Don't talk nonsense! How could the boss possibly be so muddled?" Old Cai scolded sternly.

  Xiao Fan pulled the fake Zhu Yunlong and ran for three streets in one breath, this time running very smoothly, without the old cheat suddenly jumping out and grabbing his hand saying he had a bad omen.

  However, the fake Zhu Yunfeng couldn't take such intense exercise and finally couldn't run anymore. He broke free from Xiao Fan's hand, bent over with his hands on his knees, panting heavily: "Stop! Stop it, stop it! Can't run anymore, can't run..."

  Xiao Fan also panted heavily, the two of them ran for half a day, finally expelling the alcohol from their bodies, clearing their minds greatly. Seeing fake Zhu Yunfan panting and rolling his eyes, Xiao Fan couldn't help but sigh deeply: "The body is the capital of deception, your weak physique is too thin, what if one day you lose your luck and get caught by the authorities? You really should exercise more..."

  The fake Zhu Yunfeng rolled his eyes and didn't bother to explain anymore. After panting for a while, he said: "Ah, Xiao brother, you dragged me on this wild run without any explanation, what's the point of all this?"

  "Why? Don't you have no money? Besides eating at a buffet, do you have a better way?"

  "But... even if I don't have money, can't you just treat me once?"

  Xiao Fan burst out laughing: "Me treat you? Get out of here, I'm just as poor as you are, what would I use to treat you?"

  The fake Zhu Yunfeng widened his eyes and said in shock: "Aren't you the boss of that Drunken Immortal Pavilion? Why can't I invite you?"

  Xiao Fan was like a dream come true, with a smile frozen on his face: "Right... I forgot, I'm the boss, why should I run?"

  The fake Zhu Yunfeng looked at him with a sympathetic gaze and said slowly, "I get drunk and talk nonsense, it's not a big deal. You get drunk and even cheat on your own business, in this regard, I'm not as good as you..."

  Xiao Fan's face turned awkward: "..........."

  He just realized that he didn't have a sense of belonging in the Chen's Enterprise Zui Xian Lou, and Chen Si Liu should reflect on his own character...

  The two stood still on the spot, staring at each other in a daze. Xiao Fan's eyes were filled with despair and regret, while the fake Zhu Yunwen's eyes grew increasingly amused.

  At the time of speechless confrontation, more than a dozen sturdy men in martial attire rushed from afar, all wearing waist knives. The crowd swarmed around, and the leader, a burly man with a curly beard, shouted: "Young Master, are you alright?"

  The fake Zhu Yunfeng looked at the crowd, his eyes lit up, and he pushed Xiao Fang, laughing: "You always said I was a fake, my guard is here, now you should believe me that I didn't cheat you, haha."

  Xiao Fan widened his eyes, watching as the crowd rushed towards him. Then three or four people formed a group, quickly separating the fake crown prince from himself. The crowd had their right hands on the handles of the knives at their waists, and the gaze they directed at him was quite unfriendly.

  The fake crown prince smiled complacently and waved his hand to part the guards blocking his way, saying: "It's alright, don't be tense, this person doesn't have any malicious intentions..."

  The guards finally loosened their encirclement, reluctantly allowing the two to stand facing each other, but everyone's eyes were still fixed tightly on Xiao Fan, their gazes full of vigilance.

  The fake crown prince mischievously winked at Xiao Fang, then solemnly said: "Brother Xiao, I'm telling you again, my name is Zhu Yunwen, the legitimate grandson of Emperor Hongwu, and I was appointed Crown Prince. I am not an impostor! You should quickly kneel down and pay your respects!"

  Xiao Fan stood there in stunned silence, seemingly still reeling from the enormous change, gazing at Zhu Yun's smug and mischievous eyes, speechless for a long time...

  For a long time...

  Xiao Fan suddenly burst out laughing and said: "I originally thought you were a lone swindler, but it turns out that you're actually an organized gang of scammers. I really underestimated you..."

  As soon as the words fell, the guards had not yet reacted, Xiao Fan was both intimate and enthusiastic, with a backhand slap, neither light nor heavy, on Zhu Yun's forehead.

  "Bang!"

  The sound is crisp and neat, still that familiar move of Force Splitting Mount Hua.

  The eunuchs were shocked: "Your Highness, Crown Prince..."

  Then, with a "clang", the swords and knives were drawn from their sheaths, and the sword lights and knife edges pointed at Xiao Fan. The air was suddenly filled with fierce killing intent, waiting for Zhu Yunwen's order, Xiao Fan would be chopped into seventeen or eighteen pieces in an instant.

  "Halt! Stop!" Zhu Yunwen intervened in a timely manner, blocking the crowd of guards.

  At this time, his face was no longer complacent, and he was extremely resentful and indignant. He glared at Xiao Fan, stamped his foot, and said: "Why don't you still believe me? Come on, show him your waist cards..."

  With a flash, more than ten golden waist plaques appeared before Xiao Fan's eyes, with the clear and uniform words "Great Ming Jin Yi Qin Jun Xiao Wei XXX" on them, dazzling Xiao Fan's eyes.

  Xiao Fan was stunned again, facing the mocking gaze of the guards with disdain and a cold glare. Xiao Fan made a sudden decision, looked up at the sky and muttered to himself: "The wine just now... was so strong, my head is getting dizzier and dizzier..."

  As soon as the words fell, Xiao Fan very rudely fell to the ground, rolled his eyes and fainted.

  This shocked Zhu Yunwen and his guards.

  One of the guards nodded for a long time, looking down at Xiao Fan who was unconscious, his tone full of admiration: "He's really ruthless..."

  Zhu Yun looked at Xiao Fan, who had fainted, and was somewhat at a loss. He lowered his head and stared for half a day before finally stomping his foot and saying, "Forget it! Let's go! Next time I'll come again and see if you still dare to faint!"

  A group of people surrounded Zhu Yunwen, with a look of shame on his face, walking out of the city.

  After everyone left, Xiao Fan slowly opened his eyes, got up with a jolt, and carefully looked in the direction of the city gate several times. He remembered that he had slapped Zhu Yun's forehead countless times with the "Force Splitting Huashan" move earlier, and his whole body was still trembling with excitement. He touched his back again and found that his clothes were already soaked with cold sweat.

  On the way back to the capital, a guard looked at Zhu Yunwen's forehead and said in surprise: "Your Highness, why is your forehead all red?"

  Zhu Yun Wei hummed, seemingly smiling yet not quite, "My forehead was slapped eight times and chopped ten times by that person just now, how could it not be red? Ah... this guy's hands are really heavy..."

  The guards were shocked and furious: "What a big dog's gall, dare to be so rude to the prince, I beg for orders, kill the evil thief who offended the emperor!"

  Zhu Yunfeng turned around and glared at them, saying: "What's all the commotion? Do I need to tell you to kill him?"

  "Your Highness, Taizun has committed a grave offense. His crime deserves to be punished by exterminating his entire clan of nine generations. For the sake of imperial dignity and for the sake of the great Ming law, this man cannot be spared!"

  Zhu Yunwen waved his hand and smiled: "Yuan Zhong, don't put such a big hat on him. He doesn't know my identity, or rather, he doesn't believe in my identity. Ignorance is not a crime. Besides, from childhood to adulthood, no one has ever dared to treat me like this before... it's quite interesting..."

  As he spoke, Zhu Yunfeng turned his head to take a look at the gradually distant Jiangpu city gate, and smiled: "I didn't expect that small Jiangpu would have such an interesting person. Hmm, when I'm free, I'll come again to take a look..."

  Turning back to slowly scan the surrounding guards, Zhu Yunwen's face floated with a stern expression: "Today's matter, after returning, no one is allowed to mention it to the Emperor, violators will be beheaded!"

  "Exactly!"