Chapter Thirty-two: Immortal Fairy or Fox Fairy

  A group of people entered the forest, seeking shade to escape the scorching sun. The sedan bearers were about to take off their clothes to cool down, but were sternly stopped by the knife-wielding men. Although the sedan bearers were unhappy, they didn't dare offend the customers. At this time, the woman in the sedan behind said: "Let them be, my mother and I won't get out of the sedan anyway."

  The sedan carriers heard this and thought that the young lady had a kind heart, so they quickly took off their clothes and fanned themselves with them. One of them seemed to remember something, looked around, and showed a puzzled expression. He nudged his companion and whispered: "I wonder if those lazy guys like Liu Si are slacking off again?"

  "Silence!" The robust and valiant man beside him glared at him for a moment, then shifted his gaze to the two sedan chairs. One of the guards took out a water bottle and poured a bowl of cool tea, handing it into the sedan chair. A hand emerged from inside the sedan chair to receive it, and just this hand was enough to change the expression in the eyes of several sedan bearers. What "spring onions and white jade" or "as if boneless" could not describe the wonder of this hand, a few rough men racked their brains, and finally came up with two words: beautiful!

  When the hand withdrew with the tea bowl, the sedan chair bearers couldn't help but feel a pang of regret and steal a glance. That small hand, like a mischievous kitten, stirred up these rough men's hearts, making several of them forget what they were supposed to do, momentarily stunned. Just as they were lost in thought, suddenly there was a commotion all around, and dozens of men with knives and guns burst out of the forest!

  The several people who were protecting the sedan chair saw that things were not going well, and they quickly grasped their wooden swords, fully alert. In their hearts, they secretly lamented, "What bitter fate is this!" Having encountered wicked people, how can it end well? The porters in the back were a bit farther away, and as soon as they saw that the situation was not favorable, they scattered and ran!

  A group of strong men emerged from the forest, surrounding them on all sides. One of them, with a face painted in green and flowers, pointed his knife and said: "Do you want to eat board knife noodles or Yangchun noodles?"

  One of the guards, seemingly the leader, was about to ask a question when the other side had already answered for him: "Broad knife noodles, we'll take care of it for you and send you to the Heavenly Ascension Realm, very convenient. Yangchun noodles are more troublesome, you few birds strip naked, not a single thread on your body, roll away yourself, leave behind wealth and female relatives."

  Several guards surrounded the sedan chair, and for a moment, everything was in chaos. To escape would seem ungrateful after being raised with kindness, but if they were to fight, the outcome would be obvious - that is, lying dead on the spot, what could be done about it?

  "It seems that several of you want to eat board knife noodles, brothers!" The leader shouted loudly, and dozens of men responded in unison.

  "Slow!" A guard threw away his knife and quickly took off his single garment, "I'm going to eat wonton noodles!" As soon as he finished speaking, he was completely naked, not even a thread on him, really indecent. The thieves burst into loud laughter, the leader shouted solemnly, don't mock people's weaknesses!

  At this time, something unexpected happened. The four sedan chair bearers walked up with a swagger, picked up the weapons from the ground and ridiculed: "You few birds were just so arrogant, right? Look at this ugly appearance, if it were me, I would have found a block of tofu to smash myself to death!"

  "You...!" The guards were shocked and pale! These sedan bearers are actually in cahoots with the bandits! No wonder they didn't even haggle over the price when we negotiated at the tea shed at the crossroads earlier, it turns out they deliberately deceived us into coming here!

  Having understood this point, several guards no longer hesitated and put down their swords, stripping themselves naked. The head of the guard hesitated for a moment before finally throwing away his sword and turning back to say: "Madam, Miss, I'm sorry."

  In the sedan chair in front, a woman trembled with rage and said: "Wang Yi, Master has treated you well over the years! How dare you do this! You despicable person, cowardly scoundrel, Heaven will punish you, Earth will destroy you, cut off your descendants, and you won't die a good death!" This woman must also be from a wealthy family, but at the critical moment of life and death, she also spoke recklessly and scolded him severely.

  The guard captain originally had a few points of shame, but after being scolded, he felt justified and coldly sneered: "If one doesn't take care of oneself, they will be destroyed by heaven and earth. Madam, since you have such abilities, then you yourself come down to drive away these bandits... heroes!"

  The person in the sedan chair was either out of breath or frightened, and for a moment he was speechless. The woman in the sedan chair behind him suddenly said: "Brother Wang, I don't blame you for seeking self-preservation. My mother and daughter will die here today, it's our fate, we don't resent heaven, we don't resent earth, but we only ask one thing of Brother Wang."

  The leader of Wang Yi's guards, his face alternately pale and flushed, gritted his teeth and asked: "Please speak, miss."

  "After we die, please ask King Da Ge to collect and bury our mother's body, so she can rest in peace. As for me, don't bother." A weak woman encountering such a thing would either be terrified or pitifully sad, but this woman spoke calmly and composedly.

  Wang Yi's face was filled with shame, his teeth clenched so hard they were chattering, and his fists were tightly clenched. The bandit leader saw him and burst out laughing, saying: "This guy can't even finish a bowl of plain noodles, looks like he still wants to eat a bowl of knife-cut noodles!"

  "Brother, we've done it! The sun is too poisonous, let's rob the goods and take the women up the mountain to listen to Big Brother's disposal!" A henchman shouted. The leader nodded after hearing this, but before giving orders, he told Wang Yi to untie his belt and take off his clothes. I thought he was a tough guy, but it turns out he's also a coward, pretending to be fierce, ah!

  "Oh, daughter! What's to be done!" The woman in the sedan chair suddenly burst into loud wailing, utterly desperate.

  "Hey, what's going on? Let me tell you, my brother is still not married..." The bandit leader said halfway, suddenly stopping. Because he saw outside the forest road, a car appeared, no, it was two cars, no, it was a convoy! The group of thieves were excited, really, when they were about to run out of food, a convoy happened to pass by here, wasn't this like finding a lantern in a toilet?

  "Quickly, you little ones! Seize the woman, a big deal is coming to our door!" The leader shouted loudly, and seven or eight rascals rushed towards the two sedan chairs. Just at this moment, there was a sudden crisp sound from the back of the sedan chair, and someone rushed out! The gangsters only saw a figure darting out, and before they could take a closer look, they heard the leader roar "Don't move anyone!"

  At first glance, the eyes of this group of thieves almost popped out. Is this human? Is this still human? This is either a celestial being or a fox spirit. How can an ordinary person have such a appearance? In front of that sedan chair, a woman stood, wearing a plain white dress, without any makeup, holding a porcelain piece against her neck. Her figure was slender and delicate, if she were any plumper, she would be fat, if she were any thinner, she would be too skinny; her facial features were exquisite, like finely carved jade, her eyes were sad, I saw her and felt pity for her, her small mouth was slightly open, as if crying silently. Even a rough and unrefined country bumpkin would feel sympathy for her.

  The bandit leader swallowed his saliva and hastily said: "Little girl, don't hurt yourself!"

  "Yes indeed!" The crowd of onlookers hastily chimed in.

  "You're such a beautiful young lady, we don't have any intention of harming you, hurry up and put it down!" The bandit leader said with a flattering smile.

  "Yes indeed!" The Luos chimed in again.

  The woman in the sedan chair still hadn't appeared, and when she heard that her daughter wanted to die, how could she care about anything else? She rolled out and hugged her daughter's legs, wailing loudly. No wonder she could give birth to a heavenly daughter like this - this woman was at most in her forties, but was still a charming and alluring middle-aged woman.

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  Third update! Finished eating dinner and going to sleep! Recommendations, collections, rewards, all are welcome!