Chapter 1: Sun Wushou Just Woke Up

  "Oh heavens, why am I so wronged!" A mournful cry suddenly rang out, breaking the tranquility of the Time-Space New Soul Reception Area.

  "I just made a small mistake, slightly lagging behind, can't I make this little mistake? I usually don't do bad things, haven't even killed a chicken, you guys won't find the wrong person, will you?"

  "Why can't I just take a nap?! How could something like this happen?! It's so unfair! Let me go back home. I still have elderly parents at home to take care of. I'm not willing to give up! Please, look at my filial piety and spare me this one time!"

  "I promise I won't fall asleep on the bus next time. No, I promise I'll never take a business trip by bus again. Just let me off, and I promise to burn more incense and send more paper money when I get back."

  "Oh no, my brand new Pontiac and my new motorcycle! I'll never be able to use you guys again."

  "My girlfriend, just yesterday we confirmed it, this time I'm going back to help you get rid of your virginity! It's completely hopeless now!"

  Today is April 4th of the lunar calendar in year 2000, in room number 20000404 at the Time-Space New Soul Reception Center.

  Black floor, white walls, simple and elegant, in the middle of the room, behind a large office desk, sat a handsome young man wearing Han Dynasty military casual attire, looking like a modern mixed-blood.

  Some old-fashioned clothes on his at least 185cm tall and straight body perfectly show off his perfect figure.

  All he saw was him sitting comfortably. The handsome and well-defined face had an interested smile, looking at the guy in front of him who was pretending to wail, occasionally stealing a glance at himself. This guy came at 6 o'clock this morning. When he arrived, he hadn't slept yet, and was led here by the new soul guide in a daze, thinking he was still dreaming when he just woke up, filming.

  He told him that this was the reception of the new soul in the time and space, and every new detached soul had to report here for review. He also used his magical powers to bring out what had just happened with the car accident, letting him see it himself. He had already been in a car accident while he was sleeping earlier. The driver who was driving really was too sleepy, dozed off, and lost control of the direction.

  A Ford car speeding, suddenly drilled under the ass of a truck carrying steel bars in front. The right side of the car head was squeezed under the rear wheel of the truck, and he, sitting in the back seat, was pierced by a long steel bar into his skull and died on the spot. The driver and another colleague in the back seat only suffered minor brain injuries from the impact. They were also lucky to have narrowly escaped disaster. Only he was dead beyond recall.

  He just stood there, staring at the close-up of himself being pierced by steel bars. When he was called back to reality, he let out a belated scream. It actually startled the handsome guy a bit. However, it seems that his mental quality is still good, and he immediately wants to find a way out, his brain is quite agile, and there's some potential for development.

  I hope I won't let myself down. In any case, this is the last chance. It's been a whole 1,800 years to wait for the only opportunity! It should be him.

  The handsome man sat up straight, staring at him until he stopped muttering. Only then did he coldly open his mouth and say, "You've calmed down, accept reality, going back is impossible. Even if you go back, the injuries your body has suffered are too severe, it can no longer hold your soul, even if you force yourself to go, you'll only scatter into dust, losing even the chance of reincarnation."

  I just checked your personal profile. Sun Wushou, what a rustic name. Currently residing in Zhejiang Province, male, 26 years old, born in 1975, height 190cm and weight 79kg, quite a big guy. Occupation is mechanical worker. Education level is high school graduate.

  I've just started self-studying university courses. Usually, I just like reading books, and also practiced Tai Chi with my grandfather since I was young. That's about it for hobbies. Occasionally drink some wine, play around with friends, haven't done anything too bad, but have plenty of minor flaws.

  Lazy, gluttonous, and loves to take advantage of small benefits. Occasionally tells small lies, drinking, fighting, and causing trouble are all inseparable from you. However, it seems that your luck is not bad, with only minor scuffles and no record of entering the public security bureau or hospital.

  "What's 'haven't been in for a long time', I've never even been to these two places, which shows that I'm still an excellent young man with a positive and progressive attitude in the new era."

  "Besides, I'm not deceiving anyone, it's not cheating! It's all to make everyone happy, that's kind intentions, no harm done. Don't randomly put labels on me. And another thing, what I did wasn't laziness, just sleeping in a bit later."

  "I practice Tai Chi every night before bed, is there anyone else who has been practicing for decades like me? What's the meaning of being a big fool, I'm majestic, powerful and handsome. You don't have any appreciation for beautiful things, you're completely aesthetically blind, what a waste of those big, bright eyes! (If only these eyes were mine, they would surely electrocute those little beauties)"

  "Besides, the name was given by my parents, just hoping that I would be healthy and long-lived, a kind wish, after all. There are Ah-mao, Ah-gou, Xiao-bian-er, and my name is more dignified than these!"

  "Besides, I really do love martial arts, it's just that... now it seems a bit... not very long-lasting! If only I had known to change its name to "Long Life" how great would that be?! And and... hey! How can words coming from your mouth make me feel so useless?! You're too hurtful to people's self-esteem!"

  That handsome guy listened and slightly curled the corner of his mouth, continuing to say "What I said is not as much as what you said, really talkative. As for your unwillingness, it's mainly because of your girlfriend!"

  "Frankly, you're really useless. You don't seem like a timid person either. How can your emotional intelligence be so low? At 26 years old, you're still an unaccomplished man. It's truly a shame to our ancestors of the Sun family. A grown adult like you doesn't even know that among the three unfilial acts, having no descendants is the worst."

  This guy, Sun Wuzhou, was taken aback for a moment, then immediately understood, "This is running into relatives! Building good relationships will definitely have prospects. If relatives don't take care of each other, won't everything be in chaos?"

  He immediately put on a flattering smile "Haha, so it's my senior! I don't know your esteemed surname and name? You're so discerning, you must also know that everything in the mortal world is rising, I have no car, no house, no good job, it's hard to find a wife!"

  "I look down on others, but they think I'm not good enough because I don't have bread! Others look down on me, but I think they're not good-looking enough! Isn't this a case of being too picky?! This is also to protect our family's noble bloodline! If I were to casually marry some ugly and deformed person, wouldn't you old folks also disapprove?!"

  The handsome guy glared at him, and his eyes seemed to flash with cold electricity, scaring Sun Wushou into a tremble. What a fierce gaze! "Don't try to quibble! You just need to know that I'm your ancestor, and I'll tell you my name later."

  "So I should have a title for you, should I call you Big Brother or Grandpa? I won't directly call you Ancestor, right? I'm afraid of messing up the generations, haha, I'm a modern good youth who follows filial piety!" Sun Wushou said discontentedly.

  But in his heart, he thought, "I know you're a relative, but you don't look very old, would it be too much to call you ancestor?"

  "You're calling me like that and it's not wrong, sigh! Like this! Time is running out, I'll just tell you directly, to calculate, I am your 90th generation ancestor, I am Sun Ce, styled as Bofu."

  Comrade Xiao Sun was stunned, "Heavens! Heavens! My ancestors, I really saw my ancestors! The Little Overlord of Jiangdong! My most admired Three Kingdoms idol! The greatest hero of our Sun family! I actually got to see him, this time it wasn't a waste of dying, even if I died, it wouldn't be in vain."

  Looking at how handsome he is, it must be true. Besides, he's a godly figure who can wield the law, there's no need for him to deceive a poor guy like me. Anyway, I'm already dead, and going back is impossible. If he can teach me a few tricks or take care of me, in my next life, I'll be reborn with a better fate, it's gotta be better than this life! Oh wait, I mean the previous life, to live a more exciting one!

  With a loud thud, he immediately knelt down, "Most respected ancestors above, little Sun Wu Shou pays respects to the ancestors!" At the same time, he thought in his heart, "It seems that worshiping ancestors during peaceful times wasn't in vain, the ancestors really will show their spirit."

  "It's good that there are still older siblings at home, so the parents won't be too heartbroken. It's just a pity about that beautiful girlfriend I finally settled on after chasing her for so long. We were supposed to get married in the second half of the year, but now it's all off. Looks like I'll have to wait until my next life to get rid of this virginity. Those friends who are always teasing me will laugh themselves to death!"

  "This is truly a heartbreaking ending."

  Sun Ce said, "Alright! You get up first. I've already understood your past situation. You're still a filial child to your parents! Your nature is not bad either. It's also fate that we met. There's something on my mind that I hope you can help me fulfill."

  As a reporter, I will do my best to take care of your family and give your parents a happy old age, but...

  Comrade Xiao Sun immediately replied, "It is the greatest honor for me to be able to make contributions for my ancestors. Please give your orders, Elder Ancestor, and I guarantee that I will complete the tasks entrusted by my ancestors with all my heart and soul. And thank you for helping me repay the kindness of my parents. What do you mean by what you just said?"

  "But it's your girlfriend, better not mention her, that kind of woman. Alas! You see for yourself!"

  Another image appeared in the air. Little Sun took a look, no way! Did they put the wrong film on? It turns out that our ancestors also liked watching adult movies? What Old Master said is true: "Food, color, sex" - it's an eternal truth that has been passed down for thousands of years! Genetics!

  Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly froze. The female lead was quite pretty and looked familiar. Upon closer inspection, wasn't she the future wife he couldn't stop thinking about? But the man beneath her wasn't him. Judging from her skilled movements, she must be very experienced in this area.

  Seems to hear the sound of one's own heart breaking. Tears of sorrow and humiliation silently slide down from the corners of the eyes, "This is my first true love! She was so pure in front of me, how could it be like this!"

  "Stiffly turning her head towards Sun Ce, 'This isn't true, this can't be true. You're deceiving me, aren't you?!'"

  "I'm very sorry, I also wish this was false, but this is the automatic record of the all-seeing eye, with time and detailed information about the person in the top right corner."

  Xiao Sun looked up and saw that the time recorded in the top right corner was indeed April 3, 2000, at 21:20. It was exactly the time when he got on the bus and made a daily call to her, just before she made him a gentle promise that left him feeling exceptionally sweet and excited, unable to calm down.

  However, she might have put down the phone and gone to bed with another man. The heart-wrenching feeling made him feel like a person who suddenly found himself in heaven but was kicked back down to hell in an instant.

  Sun Ce said calmly, "Just like the car accident video you've seen before, it's a behavioral record that Tianyan has for everyone. When everyone returns here, it will be the most important basis for making a final judgment on him."

  Only the Time-Space Elders Council can modify the content with more than half of the elders passing it, and at least three elders present. And I only have the right to browse, but no right to modify. I've been here for a thousand years and never saw anyone who could make changes to this image. I just happened to see it when I was browsing your relevant information. I'm showing you this in the hope that you won't die still being kept in the dark."

  A man should not die in a muddle!