The 43rd Time in Drag
Episode 43: [Male Disguised as Female] (I'm extremely happy, my New Year's wish from yesterday has come true, this book has been collected over a thousand times, thank you everyone for your love!)
Long Liang said with some pride: "My ears are extremely sharp, no sound within three zhang can escape!"
Three zhang is just ten meters!
"You scum, why didn't you say anything earlier? Your ears are sharp, how come you were still standing within two zhang just now?" Li Chengqian turned into the Incredible Hulk, his face green with rage as he bellowed at Long Liang.
Long Liang looked embarrassed, scratched the back of his head in a very awkward manner and said: "Your Highness, I can guarantee your safety within two zhangs under any circumstances. If it's beyond two zhangs, I won't be able to do anything!"
Li Chengqian was defeated by this honest man. He is loyal and dedicated, so it's not right to blame him just because of this!
"After taking a few deep breaths, Li Chengqian calmly said: 'You remember that you have amnesia now, which means you've got soul loss syndrome.'"
"But... I don't have one!"
"I said with you there is, you say another sentence believe or not I will destroy your reputation..."
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"Shut up!"
Long Liang honestly shut his mouth, his big eyes turning around, knowing he had ideas in his heart, but not listening was the best policy, and Li Chengqian was no longer angry.
Sun Simiao followed Zeng Yi back, but his "female dressed as male" apprentice did not return, so Li Chengqian asked Sun Simiao to sit down and have some tea. After drinking a mouthful, Sun Simiao's eyes shone brightly, and he excitedly said how good the tea was. Li Chengqian had seen many people go crazy because of this tea in the past few days, so he was numb to Sun Simiao's excitement.
Zeng Yi was sent to answer Sun Simiao's question, satisfying his curiosity. Zeng Yi looked at Sun Simiao like a country bumpkin, using a tone full of superiority, saying that this is the invention of our family's crown prince, this is immortal tea, the emperor drank it and it was good, the empress drank it and it was good, the prime minister drank it and it was good, and even that murderous devil Cheng Yaojin fought with all the civil and military officials in the court to get this tea.
Blow hard and blow the prince to the sky and underground, blowing him almost like Sun Wukong's fellow villager - Sun Monkey!
"Pffft......" Li Chengqian spat out his tea!
Know that "spit rice" means, is to eat suddenly stimulated by jokes and spit out the food in your mouth. Spit tea is the same logic as spitting out tea water.
"Your Highness, good tea, how can it be wasted..." Sun Simiao said regretfully.
Li Chengqian ignored him, his eyes fixed straight on the child brought by Su Hong.
The child, after being washed clean, had the dirt on her face washed away, revealing her dark skin underneath. Her hair was braided into two pigtails, one on each side of her head, exposing her round face. She had big eyes, a button nose, and a large mouth. Su He somehow managed to find a princess costume for her to wear, which consisted of a top with wide sleeves and a skirt, but the skirt was a bit too short and couldn't cover her feet. As a result, the beautiful princess dress made her rough and dark hands and feet stand out even more, making for a rather strange sight.
"Cross-dressing as a man", under the magical effect of this princess dress, it actually became "cross-dressing as a woman"!
Li Chengqian couldn't take it anymore, put down his teacup and burst out laughing while holding his stomach.
Su He's face was very awkward and difficult, the black-faced "male disguised as female" seeing Li Chengqian like this, his face turned even darker. Sun Simiao saw his beloved disciple in this state, his face twitched slightly, and he coughed dryly. Other palace maids and eunuchs couldn't help but snicker, but were glared at by Zeng Yi, who was as steady as Mount Tai, and they immediately shut their mouths and lowered their heads.
As a result, only Li Chengqian was left laughing in the grand hall, which made him look extremely awkward and revealed how despicable his character was. Even he himself felt embarrassed after laughing for a while and awkwardly chuckled twice before stopping.
"Disguised as a woman", Sun Simiao ran to his master's place for comfort, Su He had no choice but to return to Li Chengqian's side, and then the group prepared to head to the Lizheng Hall.
The queen saw Li Chengqian come here at this time and was surprised: "Chengqian, you don't go to school, how did you come to mom's place?"
"Mom, I said I'd find a divine doctor for you, and now the divine doctor has arrived!" Li Chengqian said with a smile.
No matter what the situation is now, we must speak with a smile to the patient, which will give the patient confidence in recovery!
"Oh!" The queen's face was full of kindness, and the small red mole under her mouth looked more and more lovely!
Sun Simiao led "male disguised as female" to kneel down and pay respects to the empress: "Your subject Sun Simiao pays his respects to Your Majesty."
"You're excused!" The empress's tone and demeanor towards Li Chengqian were filled with maternal affection, but now as she spoke to Sun Simiao, her voice didn't rise or fall, yet it gave off a distinctly different feeling - her temperament and aura had changed, exuding the majesty of a motherly figure who ruled the world.
The two disciples stood up, and the queen saw the "man dressed as a woman" behind them, with a hint of fondness in her eyes.
She said: "Little girl, what's your name, how old are you, and you're really chubby!"
The "boy in disguise" blinked his big eyes and said behind Sun Simiao: "Your Majesty, my name is Wu Chuzhen, the 'zhen' in pearl, Master calls me Ah Zhen! I'm twelve years old this year."
"You look really good!" The queen praised, she finished and turned her head to ask Li Chengqian: "Chengqian, close your mouth. What's wrong with you?"
Li Chengqian struggled to close his mouth. He was surprised in two ways: one, the empress actually praised her as "really good-looking", what a scam; secondly, this ugly girl, actually had the same name as his previous life, only differing by a single character, too embarrassing!
"Nothing..." Li Chengqian leaned in and said to the empress in a low voice, "Mom, you have to take a closer look, this child is dressed as a girl but is actually a boy..."
"Nonsense!" The empress smiled lightly, "Mother's eyes are still good! The common people's children can be raised so sturdy, how delightful!"
I heard that in ancient times, many children died young, even the Li family had several children who died young. The proportion was very high, let alone the common people in rural areas. So, having raised him to be so dark and strong, there's no need to worry anymore, he's alive, of course it's a joy, of course it's a blessing, being ugly is just being ugly!
"Cheng Qian is such a filial child, he's exhausted the divine doctor!" The empress turned to Sun Simiao and said, "Divine Doctor, come and take my pulse for me!"
The queen said to Su He, "Xiao Gu, go and summon Cao Dianyu over."
Su He went down, and Li Chengqian only came back to his senses. The old mother is still formidable. Sun Simiao was a divine doctor, a name left in history books, but after all, he was a stranger, not a doctor raised in the palace, and couldn't be completely trusted. With someone surnamed Cao by his side, he felt more at ease.
Sun Simiao seemed not to understand, walked up and gave the queen a pulse on the bed. After a while, Cao came, saw the barefoot doctor giving the queen a pulse, he was not anxious, did not feel that his rice bowl was being robbed, but instead feared disturbing him, after entering silently made a bow to Li Chengqian and others.
After a while, Sun Simiao's hand relaxed, turned his head to ask Mr. Cao: "Is this the imperial physician? I have respect for him. I'd like to take a look at the queen's medical records. May I?"
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