The 33rd Li Chengqian VS Cheng Yaojin
As soon as Duke Lu Guo Gong spoke up, everyone around him immediately fell silent!
The faces of the people around him all turned red. Except for Li Chengqian's normal complexion, there was also Lu Guogong, this night demon, who was so angry that he turned purple, while everyone else was holding back their laughter and turning red!
Yasha saw Li Chengqian say this with a cute and innocent face, was stunned for a moment, then thought about it for a while, got extremely angry, and shouted: "How dare you say I'm what kind of thing?"
Li Chengqian still had an innocent expression on his face and asked in confusion: "Oh, isn't Lu Guogong a thing?"
He asked, and his eyes widened, those bright black pupils looked so pure and clear in the morning!
"What nonsense!" Duke Lu's two nostrils flared with anger as he retorted.
"What is Lu Guogong?"
"It's not something..."
"Oh! ~~"
Li Chengqian raised an eyebrow, revealing a triumphant expression.
Marquis Zhang's mouth was agape, he didn't expect to scold himself! A dark face turned redder and redder, red to the point of being purple, tiger eyes stared round and wide, two nostrils spewed out hot air with sparks, whiskers stood up like steel needles!
Li Chengqian narrowed his eyes, his sparkling eyes gleaming with ridicule as he watched him choke and get internal injuries.
Just now was a conversation that led to another, asking and answering in a way that made him subconsciously scold himself, Li Chengqian was proud of his quick wit.
However, what he didn't expect was that Lu Guogong had underestimated him. The former crown prince was a refined and courteous scholar who would never utter a single foul word, let alone curse people in a roundabout way. In Lu Guogong's mind, his impression of Li Chengqian was still the same as before, so he was too careless and fell into Li Chengqian's trap.
He was scolded by someone who thought reading books made him stupid, the gap was too big, and Lu Guogong's volcano had been brewing for a while before erupting.
"Brat!" He suddenly let out a loud shout, jumped up in place, and actually jumped over a meter high. After landing, the ground even shook slightly. He rolled up his sleeves, revealing two paws full of black fur, with an air of a hoodlum ready to fight.
He raised a carrot-thick finger and pointed at Li Chengqian in anger: "You dare to tease me!"
His big flat teeth opened wide, and a bloody mouthful of foul-smelling saliva spurted out!
Whoa, hidden weapon!
Li Chengqian hastily covered his face and head with the two large sleeves of his robe, and everything was fine! He thought to himself, it seems that this is the purpose of these large sleeves after all!
"Someone is attacking the Crown Prince, come quickly!" Li Chengqian loudly shouted from under his sleeve: "Imperial Guards, Forbidden Army, Feathered Forest Army, Golden Armor Guard, Imperial City Patrol, Escort!"
After this loud shout, Li Chengqian immediately heard the sound of footsteps, which was the voice of the soldiers in the palace. Heh, it seems that this prince still has a high status!
"Bandit!" Another loud and clear voice of an old man sounded from afar to near, "Do not be rude to the prince!"
"Your Excellency Lu, you cannot do this!" several voices cried out from nearby.
Li Chengqian put down his sleeves and saw several officials pulling Lu Guogong, the yaksha. The yaksha was pushing away those who were trying to persuade him, but Li Chengqian could see at a glance that the yaksha was just pretending to push them away, looking for an excuse to back down. Otherwise, with the strength of his bear-like palms, the several slender officials by his side would not have been his match.
Several loyal eunuchs stood in front of Li Chengqian, some holding his wheelchair, keeping him away from the night demons. Li Chengqian shouted: "Slow down, don't go, see who dares to do anything to this prince?"
He was stopped by a eunuch, but the loyal eunuchs in front still blocked him.
Li Chengqian turned his head to see who had just scolded Ye Che as a bandit, and he must find out to praise him. Only to see a group of officials from the Taiji Gate rushing in quickly, with a gaunt old man with a goat beard at the forefront, his hair disheveled, his body swaying in the wind, yet running as fast as a rabbit, making people sigh that being useful doesn't necessarily mean being good-looking!
Among a dozen or so old men behind the goat-bearded old man, there were thin and fat, tall and short, Li Chengqian actually saw his teacher, Kong Longwang!
"Master, your disciple has been bullied!" Li Chengqian shouted loudly, like a primary school student reporting to the teacher!
Kong Longwang was panting heavily, but upon hearing Li Chengqian's words, he still raised his hand and replied: "Don't worry, Your Highness, the master is here..."
This made the eunuch Lu Guogong from earlier so angry that he was about to pass out, and his movements became even more intense. Several "ai yo" sounds could be heard, and two of the people trying to mediate were kicked down by him. However, it was only those trying to mediate; he didn't dare touch any of the eunuchs in front of Li Chengqian.
The goat beard finally ran to Li Chengqian's side, first carefully measured Li Chengqian, found nothing wrong, and then let out a sigh of relief, asking: "Is the prince all right?"
"Oh, it's okay, thank you...... Uncle is concerned!" Li Chengqian didn't know how to address the other party either, so he just said something casually. After all, his age was older than Lao Li. "My body is not injured, but my heart is hurt. I don't know if Uncle can reason with him!"
Haha, look at this uncle's tone, very impressive. Li Chengqian cleverly lets him go and fight the yaksha.
"Righteous!" Bo Bo responded, then rolled up his sleeves and stood in front of the yaksha, spitting at him with a full mouthful: "How dare you, Cheng Zhi Jie, to actually..."
Li Chengqian's mouth opened slightly when he heard his uncle's words.
What's the moral of the story?
He hastily raised his head and carefully sized up the night watchman, who looked exactly like the Tang Dynasty rogue, Program Bitejin!
Wow, this is actually the great idol Cheng Yaojin!
Li Chengqian admired the ferocious appearance of his idol for a moment, and the illusion of his idol was shattered. He used to be an idol, but now he is a mad dog biting himself, an enemy. Indeed, reality is more cruel than dreams!
"Crown Prince, are you alright!?" Gong Long Wang finally ran to Li Cheng Qian's side and asked with concern.
Li Chengqian pointed at Cheng Yaojin and said, "Master, he wants to hit me."
Cheng Yexia, who was arguing with Uncle Goatbeard on the other side, suddenly turned around and shouted loudly: "It's him who insulted me!"
"Cheng Zezi, you are too lawless..." The goat-bearded uncle was full of fighting spirit.
Cheng Yasha had only one mouth, and immediately retorted: "Fart!"
Kong Long Wang didn't say a word and joined the battle line of Mountain Goat Uncle, engaging in a fierce water fight with Cheng Ye Xia.
Kong Longwang and Uncle Goat Beard were very influential, and more and more civil officials joined their ranks.
The battle quickly became clear, with the Dragon Sheep combination led by Kong Longwang and Mountain Goat Hu Zi Bo as the main force, a group of old literary officials who were good at verbal battles. Cheng Ye Jia fought alone, even if his voice was loud, he couldn't compete with the dozens of mouths spewing out verbal attacks. Even though some officials joined his camp, they didn't dare to scold the Dragon Sheep combination because it represented the justice of the crown prince, so they could only try to mediate. From their sturdy physique, they should be military officers, but despite having good physiques, they lacked the eloquence of the old literary officials and were eventually scolded into silence!
Li Chengqian's position did not move, and he watched this pre-courtesy episode at close range. He was curious about the bearded goat uncle who was full of combat power, and asked Zeng Yi beside him: "Who is Uncle Goat?"
"Eh?" Eunuch Zeng Yi didn't understand.
"Oh, him..." Li Chengqian pointed.
"He was Zhengguo Gong, Yan Yi Daifu Wei Zheng, Wei Xuancheng." Zeng Yi added afterwards: "Xuancheng is the courtesy name of the Duke of Wei."
Wow, another great man! Li Chengqian's eyes shone with a sharp light as he looked at the goat-bearded old man. Unexpectedly, the famous historical figure who was currently serving as his vanguard was none other than Wei Zheng! In his previous life, when reading history books, the evaluation of this outspoken and straightforward great man was extremely high. Tang Taizong said that Wei Zheng was his mirror, allowing Old Li to reflect on himself. There is a small anecdote between Wei Zheng and Old Li: once, Old Li was playing with birds in the garden, and Wei Zheng arrived. Afraid that Wei Zheng would say he was not working diligently, Old Li hid the bird in his sleeve. Wei Zheng didn't know whether or not Old Li had a bird in his sleeve, so he intentionally spoke for a long time, resulting in suffocating the bird to death.
Li Chengqian also thought of a myth about Wei Zheng beheading a dragon, and that was this awesome guy!
Just as Li Chengqian was still reminiscing, a loud and clear lion's roar suddenly sounded from behind him: "What are you people doing?"
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