The 15th time is better than the bridal chamber

  (Wu pen I want to explode chrysanthemum! Now this book is sixth in the new historical book chart, only over a hundred points away from fifth place, believe it can catch up today, everyone help me explode chrysanthemum! Collect, recommend votes, come quickly!)

  The flame of the candle danced happily, just like Li Chengqian's obscene and excited mood at this time.

  Su He let out a soft hum and buried her face in his chest, too ashamed to show herself.

  Li Chengqian had been planning this since he came out of the bathroom. Last night, he learned that Su He had a frigid illness and began to think about curing her. The first step was to let her know and familiarize herself with human physiology. He believed that only by understanding its true face could she dispel Su He's mysterious feelings towards it, and without mystery, there would be no fear or dread.

  In his previous life, Li Chengqian once went to the county seat for a meeting, where the county leaders required rural primary schools to popularize physiological and hygienic knowledge. As the village head's grandfather was the old principal of Taohuayuan Primary School, the task of popularizing this knowledge in Taohuayuan Primary School fell on Li Chengqian's shoulders. After listening to experts lecture for two days at the county seat, Li Chengqian returned to Taohuayuan Primary School and lectured to four classes of fifth-grade and sixth-grade students.

  So his knowledge of physiology and hygiene is still very solid.

  He came out of the bathroom and suggested going to Su Hong's bedroom to sleep, thinking that girls would be more relaxed and natural in their own rooms, and it would be easier to absorb this kind of knowledge in such an environment.

  Li Chengqian did a good job in the teaching process and paid attention to interacting with students.

  But he went on to ask students when their breasts began to develop, which was entirely out of his lewd psychology!

  If it were in a previous life, if he dared to ask like that, it would have become a major event of "lecherous teacher and female student", which is something that people all over the country do not agree with!

  Fortunately, he is now asking his student, who is also his wife, and it can be considered a pleasure in the boudoir.

  "Come on, we're an old couple!" Li Chengqian coaxed Su Hong in his arms, "You shouldn't treat me like a camel!"

  Su He shook his head vigorously, her bright red face rubbing against his chest, and Li Chengqian could feel the heat of her small face.

  "Su Hong, classmate," he suddenly said seriously, "This is during class, the teacher asks you to answer actively, otherwise you will be punished!"

  Su He continued to shake his head, but his heart was already wavering. What kind of class is this? Which teacher dares to ask the crown princess like that?! But in her heart, she couldn't help but associate her previously serious teacher with the ambiguous one now, and suddenly felt both ashamed and embarrassed, producing a strange feeling and a sense of guilt!

  "Crack!" A crisp sound.

  Su He's beautiful body shook slightly: "Ah!"

  Li Chengqian felt the excellent tactile sensation transmitted from his hand, as well as the powerful elasticity, and hummed in his mouth: "See if you can still answer!"

  "Father..." Su Hong covered her sore buttocks with her small hands, her voice becoming coquettish and whiny, "Why did you hit me..."

  Listening to this voice, Li Chengqian's heart melted, and his body almost turned into a wolf pouncing on a little lamb - Su He!

  Su Hao's voice is crisp and pleasant, usually speaking with correct pronunciation and clear articulation, giving people a noble and elegant image of a crown princess.

  Now she's become slightly hoarse from eating spicy food, and her gentle humming is accompanied by a choking moan, breaking her usual image as the crown princess. This voice full of irresistible temptation makes Li Chengqian feel like he's heard the heavenly music, and for a fraction of a second, he recalls the moaning sound of the heroine in a Japanese romance action movie he watched before. But that zero-point-zero-second thought was immediately shattered, and compared to Su He's voice, those Japanese B-movies are simply like donkeys braying!

  "Slap!" Another crisp sound, Li Chengqian couldn't help but slap another palm!

  "Ah!" Su He's black eyes were filled with mist, looking pitifully at Li Chengqian, "Master..."

  What a wonderful voice! It would be great if I had a recorder. I could record her and play it back whenever I want to listen, how lovely!

  Su He rubbed the buttocks that had been slapped twice with one hand, and gently shook Li Chengqian's hand with the other to show her apology. Li Chengqian met her gaze, his heart softened by her watery eyes, and soon felt that slapping her twice was a terrible thing!

  Moreover, he soon became embarrassed because his second slap was unjust!

  "That, that... I'm hitting you because you're not following the teacher's orders and not listening to your husband's words. I'll shake the teacher's authority again and shake the husband's authority. Isn't that right?" This unscrupulous person did something wrong but didn't apologize, instead he immediately found an excuse. "Hmph, if you don't answer me, watch out for my Buddha-like divine palm!" How evil! The miraculous Buddha-like divine palm has arrived here!

  "Don't..." Su Hong saw his hand raised again and hastily said, "I'll answer, I am in..." The words that followed were spoken so softly they couldn't be heard by even a mosquito.

  "Huh?"

  "... 9 years old..." Su Hong buried her blushing face in Li Chengqian's arms, and became a ostrich again.

  9 years old? I'm afraid this development is a bit too early, did the Tang Dynasty also have premature infant formula?

  Su Hong stretched out a white hand and pressed Li Chengqian's forehead: "Don't let you think wildly."

  "Hmm..." Li Chengqian's lewd laughter caused Su Hong's discontent, her fragrant and soft body squirming uncomfortably in his arms.

  "Alright, alright... cough... " Li Chengqian became serious, "Let's continue with the lesson..."

  When the body develops, apart from external appearance, there are also obvious changes in internal nervous system, heart and viscera. However, this nervous system cannot be told to Su He, otherwise she will ask further questions, and I don't even know how to explain it myself.

  Su Hong's face was flushed with a serious expression as he listened to Li Chengqian's lecture. When it came to the topic of menstruation, Li Chengqian became shameless again and asked with a sly tone: "Su Hong, how old were you when you first got your period?"

  Su He let out a soft cry, and then pretended to be a camel, but as she turned her body sideways, the round buttocks that were exposed received a joint strike from Li Chengqian's double swords. She let out a painful cry, and then said resentfully: "......" The mosquito smiled with a sense of superiority.

  Double Swords Unite, Second Strike!

  "Ten years old..." Su Hong's eyes were misty, and I saw that he still had a lingering attachment.

  Li Chengqian got some kind of evil psychological satisfaction, and continued to ask: "So what do you do? I mean, you can't just let the blood flow onto your pants, right? What did your mother-in-law teach you to use to wrap it?"

  Li Chengqian was really curious this time. Modern women use sanitary napkins, and some also use tampons. So how did ancient women handle it?

  Su He suddenly looked at Li Chengqian with a strange gaze, his eyes were very weird.

  "What's wrong with you? If you don't speak up, I'll hit you with the Buddha's Palm!"

  Twin Swords Unite: Triple Strike!

  "Father, this is an inauspicious thing, I cannot tell you!" Su Hong said with a serious tone.

  Three consecutive hits were interrupted.

  What feudal superstition is this! Li Chengqian was puzzled, but seeing that Su He was really not saying anything, he had to gloss over it.

  He returned to his serious teacher identity and continued to give Su Hong a crash course on physiological hygiene. However, the not-so-serious topic came up again: "A woman's hymen comes in ring-shaped, interval-shaped, and sieve-shaped varieties. The first time is painful because the membrane tears away from the flesh, of course it hurts. Afterwards, it won't hurt anymore. The blood on the skin is just like bleeding from a cut on any other part of the body, nothing special."

  He lewdly asked: "Xiaogu, what shape are you? Don't be shy, we're old husband and wife!"

  Su He said with a blush: "How can others possibly see it?"

  "Alright, use a mirror," said Li Chengqian.

  Su Hong was taken aback, then blushed and buried his face in his arms like an ostrich.

  Li Chengqian just knew that his wife was such a pure girl and he was overjoyed.

  The blind date activity continued, and when it came to body hair, Li Chengqian still maintained his conclusion from last night, that being hairless was a characteristic of evolution, and one should be proud of it, and showed contempt for the backward humans' absurd remarks.

  "When it comes to having children, Li Chengqian said that it's a combination of the man's sperm and the woman's egg. He pointed at Su Hong's belly, "The child's bed is right here, called the uterus, he will absorb the nutrients you feed him, grow slowly, your belly will also get bigger and bigger, then walking will become more and more inconvenient, after ten months, he will come out with a cry, see me his old man, call me dad, then I'll pick him up, slap his butt twice, you'll rush to protect him, then our family of three will play the game of eagle catching chickens..."

  Su He seemed to have imagined such a scene, and her face was increasingly filled with maternal radiance. She asked: "Those water droplets, are they... your seeds?"

  "Yes, seeds also have a lot of high protein nutrients..."

  A lecture on physiological hygiene and gynecological knowledge during puberty was conducted in a lively and entertaining way by the couple, ending with Li Chengqian going from sitting to lying on the bed, his voice getting softer and softer until it disappeared, followed by a gentle snore.

  Su He was still in a state of excitement, and from Li Chengqian's previous explanation of physiological hygiene knowledge, she understood the essence of many things, especially that every time she felt nauseous to the point of vomiting, it turned out to be seeds that could allow her to give birth to chubby children. She looked forward to having chubby children in the future and wondered why she would feel nauseous about such lovely children.

  At the same time, Li Chengqian's behavior tonight was somewhat unexpected for her. She had thought he would want her again, but unexpectedly, he just talked about some embarrassing knowledge and went to sleep. After thinking about it, she seemed to understand a bit, sweetly hugged Li Chengqian's arm tightly, and slowly fell asleep.

  The next day when Li Chengqian woke up, Su He was no longer by his side. He only found it strange that his chest had wet clothes.

  Call Su Miao to help him wear this troublesome clothes, Su Miao's face was red and insisted on changing Li Chengqian's top with water on his chest. He never thought that last night Su Miao slept too sweetly in his arms, resulting in drool on his chest.

  His wife was so serious that Li Chengqian followed her, and as for her blushing face, he thought it was because Su He's skin was too thin, wasn't it just a kiss on the cheek?

  "By the way, what's a ostrich?" Su Hong still didn't understand why Li Chengqian said she was pretending to be an ostrich last night.

  "A bird that runs on the ground, stupid to death, when it's shy or in danger, it buries its head in the sand and exposes its butt high up, so its owner likes to spank its butt."

  After washing and dressing, a palace maid came in to say that Lu Daoshi had arrived with his wheelchair.

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