Chapter 5 Find it find it sister is not tired
"No matter how clever you are, you'll still have to drink the foot-washing water of old lady!"
A pair of feet wearing black stockings stood upright in mid-air, the bright red toes twitching nervously, twitching out infinite pride and satisfaction. The owner of the feet kicked out at the air several times with relish, hugging their belly and laughing silently.
"Go ahead and look!" Jing Hengbo sprang up from his nap, leaning against the window frame to gaze at the movements in the woods.
She is now in the small cottage in the woods, leisurely and self-satisfied behind the window, watching a group of fools in the woods surrounding that tree to study where she went through the sky. Like a group of stupid dogs circling around the tree looking for a place to pee.
She smiled with a mischievous glint in her eye as she wrapped her fingers around her own luscious golden curls.
The four members of the Tian Ding Wind and Flower Research Institute, Jun Ke has a pair of X-ray eyes, Tai Shi Lan has a special regenerative ability, Wen Zhen's eyes can see the smallest bacteria. Jing Hengbo can instantly transfer and move objects through space.
However, her teleportation distance was not far in the past. Even a research institute covering several acres could not be exited. Sometimes when she was not in good condition, she could only teleport from her bed to the doghouse of the servant girl. Just now she still had some worries, fearing that she might not be able to teleport as wished to the small cottage in the forest. Unexpectedly, after crossing over, it seemed that her ability to move had increased compared to before. In just a flash, her wish was fulfilled.
But moving from behind the tree into the house was only the first step. If she wasn't mistaken, the wild donkey beauty wouldn't give up so easily.
Sure, here is the translation:
As expected, the next moment she saw that black-clothed beauty turn his head around, his sidelocks were very long and were faintly illuminated by the dappled moonlight, covering half of his face, only revealing a delicate outline. Jing Xuanbo was infatuated with staring at his white jade-like chin, wondering if it would feel smooth to the touch?
That beautiful woman suddenly seemed to have a spiritual connection, and she turned towards the house, her eyes falling on the dusty window.
He paused for a moment, and his lips slowly curved upwards, with a hint of mystery and a half-smile, like a flower that had been blown open by the wind.
Jing's head jerked back, her heart racing with surprise - from so far away, she had only revealed a pair of eyes, and the window was completely covered in dusty cobwebs, making it absolutely impossible to be seen. How did he sense something? Intuition?
People with strong intuition are all terrifying, she thinks those people must have been beasts in their past lives, such as Taishi Lan.
She slowly approached the window and took a peek.
The beauty in the forest is gone.
Jing's heart skipped a beat, and her second reaction was to quickly look at the door.
Sure, here is the translation:
As expected, by the window, a silver-black robe corner had appeared!
This guy is as elusive as a ghost!
The scene was shocked, heart beating like a drum, head shrunk, I dodged!
"Bang." The door of the small cottage in the woods was smashed open.
Yelü Xi stood at the gate of Zuoguo Temple.
With a glance, she had already seen that there was no one in the house.
His eyebrows furrowed slightly, and his heart grew even more suspicious. His gaze immediately fell on the bed.
Although the house had been uninhabited for a long time, it was quite sealed off. The lock on the door was still tightly locked just now, and as a result, there wasn't too much dust inside. He lifted up the bed sheet and saw that someone had indeed slept in the bed, with a large patch of wrinkles on the bedding.
Look at this messy appearance, it doesn't look like sleeping, but rather like the person on the bed has been tossing and turning many times.
Are you laughing so hard that you're holding your belly and rolling around?
He bent down and picked up a golden curly long hair from the pillow. He carefully examined it for a while, then flicked his finger.
Golden hair strands disappear at fingertips in an instant, like a magnificent dream annihilated into gray amidst spatial replacement.
"It's interesting." he said.
……
"Ha ha ha, go chase him, if you can catch him then that's your skill!" Jing Hengbo stood at the edge of the forest on the other side, looking at the small cottage in the woods, with his hands on his hips and a sly smile.
She waited for a furious roar, but unfortunately the house was quiet, it seemed that this guy had good patience.
"One, two, three..." She counted up to three and immediately turned around, disappearing from sight.
As she disappeared, a silver-black robe corner swept out of the house.
……
The next moment, the scenery was reflected in the river below the slope five zhang away, infatuated with itself, and charmingly swept its temples: "Sister is so beautiful... one, two, three..."
Her figure had just disappeared, the silver-black robe corner flashed and fell on the riverbank. The black-clad Guoshi hung his head, looking at two cone-shaped footprints on the muddy ground by the river.
……
A horse is eating grass on the lawn at the foot of the slope.
A figure flashed by, and the scenery was reflected in the rippling water, almost crashing into the horse's buttocks.
"Smells so bad..." She muttered, looked up and saw the horse, her eyes lit up, circled around the horse a few times, thinking about whether to ride away.
"No way." She thought for a moment and shook her head, "I don't know how to ride, what if I fall off? Besides, the saddle is so hard, it'll scratch my delicate skin and leave scars. This horse looks great, come on, give me a kiss... Ah, don't kick me... Ah... here it comes! One, two, three!"
A silver-black cloak fluttered down onto the horse, which was snorting hot air and stamping its hooves restlessly. The black-clad man patted the horse's head, chuckling lightly: "You almost got suffocated by her fragrance? Keep a distance from her next time."
He raised his head and looked in a certain direction of the dense night color.
……（。Y。）……
"Shh. Don't call out." Jing Hengbo raised his finger, hushing the heavily made-up and frightened bride in front of him.
The sedan chair swayed back and forth, Jing Hengbo smiled and sized up the little bride opposite him.
This is a wedding sedan chair passing down the mountain slope, where there is a local custom of welcoming the bride at dawn. The bride in the sedan chair was drowsy and suddenly felt something heavy on her legs, opened her eyes to find a mud-covered monkey in front of her.
The bride was about to shout when Jing Heng quickly covered her mouth with his hand.
Jing Yan touched her face, feeling a little regret that she couldn't show her true self to others. Otherwise, it would be great to let her sister's stunning beauty be seen by the village girl, so she could understand what real beauty looks like.
It's all because of the rush, she didn't have time to wash her face. Of course, she could have washed with the water brought by the guard, but how could she simply wash her face? She had to prepare four basins of water, one cold and three warm, first use cold water to shrink the skin, then use warm water to wash her face, use exfoliating cleanser to remove dead skin cells, and finally use moisturizing cleanser to protect her skin. If there was only one basin of clear water, how could she get rid of the dirt in her pores? She thought about the black mud in her pores...she would go crazy!
People with severe mysophobia often take cleanliness very seriously...
"Sister, getting married today?" Jing Hengbo familiarly leaned on the bride's shoulder, "Your makeup is not done well, the rouge is applied too heavily, it's like a monkey's butt, and it actually covers up your natural beauty..."
"Ah, I see......" The bride suddenly forgot that someone's origin was unknown, "Sister, teach me..."
"Now, you go and make a soft little brush, from the cheek to the temple, gently sweep, hmm, one hook and one pick, like Li Ning's logo......" Jing Hengbo instructed, conducting on-site makeup teaching.
The sedan carriers outside muttered: "Huh? Why did the sedan suddenly get heavier?"
"Just now I passed by a burial mound, could it be...?" someone suspiciously guessed, suddenly looked up and saw on the mountain ridge behind, a silver-black corner of clothing fluttering gently.
"Oh no......"
"Hurry up, hurry up!" The sedan carriers quickened their pace with trembling feet.
"...also use dark powder to sweep the recessed areas on both sides of the chin, creating a three-dimensional contour..." Jing Hengbo suddenly stopped and turned his eyes, "Ah, it's coming, one, two, three! See you later, sister!"
The bride who was stroking her chin raised her head and stared blankly at the empty sedan chair, then let out a shrill cry.
"Ah——"
"Ah!" The sedan carriers outside also shouted, "Who are you! Stop right there! This is a wedding sedan, don't rush in——"
"Whoosh!" The sedan curtain was lifted.
The bride screamed and looked up, only to see an indescribable face.
Her scream was stuck in her throat, her eyes were instantly dazed, and she subconsciously raised her chin, wanting to show him her most beautiful angle.
The man in black leaned forward slightly, his eyes swept across the sedan chair, revealing a look of not unexpected yet slightly annoyed expression.
The bride in the sedan chair stared at him without blinking.
The man in black put down the curtain and was about to leave, the bride stretched out her hand vaguely, not knowing what she wanted to do herself, "Ah, you..."
The man in black halted, half-turned around, and looked at a hand exposed from behind a deep red curtain. The hand was white and plump, with some calluses due to the village girl's identity, but her fingernails were clean, stained with a faint red color of hibiscus syrup, not very well done, somewhat uneven.
He suddenly remembered another pair of slender, pale golden fingernails, that dazzling pale gold, crystal clear, smooth, and neatly trimmed, like a series of delicate small tiles reflecting sunlight.
He suddenly felt a strange sensation in his heart, turned around and grasped the tip of the bride's finger.
The bride was overjoyed and surprised, her head tilted back, staring at him with her red lips parted.
"You ugly girl," he said gently, holding her hand, "don't paint your nails next time, it looks like a dog's bite."
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Digression
I heard that the national masters of various countries are not clearly distinguished. Hmm, the left national master is Ye Lü Qi, a supporter of the queen system (not necessarily true), that lewd old man who once showed his face in Qian Jin's smile. Don't ask me why the image is different, there is a skill in this world called disguise.
The Right National Preceptor, You Yuexin, was also the one who opposed the queen system and set strict conditions for finding the reincarnated queen. As a result, he unexpectedly bumped into Jing Xuanbo.
As for who is the male lead? Ask me? Oh, I won't tell you guys.
As you are so wise and bright, you can soon see through it all.
